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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: Who cares about who's more attractive than who
« on: September 22, 2016, 05:39:25 PM »
So Jive when are you going to start paying more attention to the other aspects of life that don't involve power or sex?
Well the next step is getting extremely rich

Then experiencing true love etc for a while

Then once my love dies in a horrific accident which leaves me heartbroken I donate everything to charities and move far away into the mountains to meditate with monks

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The Flood / Re: Who cares about who's more attractive than who
« on: September 22, 2016, 04:50:22 PM »
Easy to say when you're gorgeous.
<3

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The Flood / Who cares about who's more attractive than who
« on: September 22, 2016, 04:39:43 PM »
Looks don't even matter faggots

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LMAO

This instagram model was going to be flown out to Dubai to take the virginity of some rich dudes 13 year old brother and let him do the anal and lick hummus off her feet.

YouTube


Apparently this happens a lot

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The Flood / Re: who's cuter
« on: September 22, 2016, 01:10:07 PM »
Lmaaaaoo these are the niggas that hate on me πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
you are probably the worst user on this site
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ :P

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The Flood / Re: who's cuter
« on: September 22, 2016, 03:40:12 AM »
Lmaaaaoo these are the niggas that hate on me πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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The Flood / Re: Yeah all I really want is GIRLS
« on: September 21, 2016, 08:27:09 PM »
I hope she'll SAY

Hey me and you should hit the HAY

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The Flood / Re: I really should buy condoms
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:32:58 PM »
I don't wear condoms for 7s and up

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The Flood / Yeah all I really want is GIRLS
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:22:06 PM »
Cause in the morning it's GIRLS

And in the evening it's GIRLS

I like the way they WALK

and it's chill to hear em TALK

and I can always make em SMILE

from White Castle to the NILE

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The Flood / Re: Brangelina divorce!!! Oh no!!!!
« on: September 21, 2016, 10:37:51 AM »
I'm actually kinda shocked

Brad is the GOAT

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The Flood / Re: Hey kids
« on: September 21, 2016, 10:37:10 AM »
Deci stop being ashamed of your autism and just rock that shit

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The Flood / Re: Music Midtown and Chill
« on: September 20, 2016, 02:25:41 PM »
Wow what's with all the hate I like that lineup

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The Flood / Re: my breakfast shake
« on: September 20, 2016, 02:13:17 PM »
This is the delicious thread

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The Flood / my breakfast shake
« on: September 20, 2016, 01:58:34 PM »
2 cups of milk
Half a cup of oats
Frozen strawberries
Banana
2 scoops of protein
Vanilla yogurt
Big Scoop of Ice cream

gotta get big

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The Flood / Re: really miss this girl man
« on: September 20, 2016, 02:49:48 AM »
lil Wayne is the best rapper of all time

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The Flood / Re: really miss this girl man
« on: September 20, 2016, 02:43:59 AM »
Thursday night I'm gonna get really turnt and call her try to fix things

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The Flood / Re: really miss this girl man
« on: September 20, 2016, 02:38:15 AM »
Need that perfect t:e ratio so I can have unlimited warrior spirit

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The Flood / Re: really miss this girl man
« on: September 20, 2016, 02:37:32 AM »
stop
never post in my thread again or ill drop you in one punch!!

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The Flood / Re: really miss this girl man
« on: September 20, 2016, 02:23:37 AM »
can't wait to get the fuck off this ride so all my emotions arent amplified

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The Flood / really miss this girl man
« on: September 20, 2016, 02:22:37 AM »
legit 10/10 supermodel petite white Latina mixed goddess

Rich and very spoiled so she was lowkey uptight, she told me she's never met someone who could handle her like I do but that's because she literally acted just like my spoiled uptight mom so I was a pro

she adored me but I was a pussy and couldn't pull the trigger so she dropped me fast

smh every time I hangout with any girl I end up Thinking about her instead

need to slightly lower my estrogen it's getting high. Nipples are getting itchy LOL

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The Flood / Re: The puppy filter on snapchat is legit!! (Picture thread)
« on: September 20, 2016, 02:10:39 AM »
Every time I hang out / do stuff with a new girl I end up missing my main girl even more once I get home. Feel terrible

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The Flood / Re: The puppy filter on snapchat is legit!! (Picture thread)
« on: September 20, 2016, 02:09:41 AM »
how do I grow eyebrows of that volume
Hehehe

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The Flood / Re: The puppy filter on snapchat is legit!!
« on: September 19, 2016, 06:21:26 PM »
Damn you have a douchy face no homo
I tried to smile but the puppy filter makes some tongue come out


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The Flood / The puppy filter on snapchat is legit!! (Picture thread)
« on: September 19, 2016, 06:10:56 PM »



XOXO 😘😘😘

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The Flood / I'm about to go slayer mode
« on: September 19, 2016, 01:52:46 PM »
Sex drive on these vitamins is too high

Will keep this thread as a sort of log to myself

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At minimum twice a month my man

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The Flood / Re: i've been thinking a bit about friendship lately.
« on: September 18, 2016, 04:37:16 PM »
I'll write a good post in a bit
First time for everything I suppose
Why are you even posting in this thread fella you don't have any friends

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The Flood / Re: i've been thinking a bit about friendship lately.
« on: September 18, 2016, 04:32:31 PM »
Heavily disagree. I'll write a good post in a bit I'm at the sandwich shop on mobile

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