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1171
« on: October 17, 2016, 12:45:29 PM »
I like The Prestige
1172
« on: October 17, 2016, 12:44:14 PM »
So yesterday was chill
Since my car is totaled my parents are (reluctantly) letting me drive our sexy red v8 corvette. I picked up K to take her to the hospital to get her checked out and x rays and stuff but they didn't take her insurance so we went allll the way across town to the ER. In the waiting room we had a book and were taking turns reading to eachother the pages it was SO CUTE :')
After she got checked out n stuff we went to the pharmacy and sent in her prescription and then went to eat while we waited. I saw my brother AGAIN and I think he snitched to my parents that I had a passenger cause they texted me after saying I'm not supposed to and that they're mad.
We picked up the meds and went to her house where we just bullshitted on the couch for hours. It was pouring outside so I couldn't leave anyways. We cuddled and watched a movie the rest of the night and played around and then I went home
My diet was garbage though smh. And also I notice K is reluctant to be next level intimate even though she wants to. I know it's cause of her ex nigga and he has been a major pain in my life for the last few weeks. Interesting to see how this will develop
1173
« on: October 17, 2016, 12:37:20 PM »
This thread is about me
1174
« on: October 16, 2016, 02:12:20 AM »
How do I come to terms with the fact that I may not end up with the girl I love, man
I can get soooo many bitches and hotter and richer and sexier and better but this girl is just so perfect in my eyes. I wanna treat her like a princess all the time
It's only true if she loves you back.
I hate to tell you that, man, but it's true.
i think she does, but there's someone with lots of history that she does more Idk maybe I'm just coping and should drop it altogether
1175
« on: October 16, 2016, 01:49:02 AM »
Nvm he's probably passed out 
1176
« on: October 16, 2016, 01:45:22 AM »
How do I come to terms with the fact that I may not end up with the girl I love, man
I can get soooo many bitches and hotter and richer and sexier and better but this girl is just so perfect in my eyes. I wanna treat her like a princess all the time
1177
« on: October 15, 2016, 04:23:24 PM »
Honestly bro that's not even bad, if you know how to and with a little confidence you can pull off anything without being embarrassed
1178
« on: October 15, 2016, 03:00:29 PM »
So that tinder girl from the texts above told me to come over. On my way there I took some powdered viagra cause fuck it might as well test this to see if it's legit. 5 min into driving I felt my face flush and started getting pressure in my head LOL. Apparently powdered viagra is somewhat unsafe because instead of time releasing like Pills do it goes all at once so something something blood pressure spike or drop
Met her and she was less cute than her pics. I told her to find a place to chill and we went to a park but honestly I couldn't stop thinking about K so I told her I'm not Trynna fuck anymore I just wanna chill. She was cool with it and we talked for like an hour. She was pretty chill and told me I was way cooler than she had expected, she expected a douche smh
Waste of viagra and waste of gas but right now my arms are vascular as FUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
wut
1179
« on: October 15, 2016, 01:41:29 AM »
Crazy night
Woke up this morning and finished my resume. Then I meditated for 10 minutes and read my happiness book. I felt motivated so I applied to many places all over town
I could tell K was sad and instead of my usual passive ignore etc whenever I don't get a positive response, I decided to push harder and fight out what's wrong even tho she pushed me away. We talked and she canceled her school plans to hangout with me
Picked her up and we were both in a great mood. Turning out to be a great night, but while we were driving to pick up food before our date I got into a pretty bad car accident. My car is FUCKED from the front and so is my left arm. She isn't seriously injured except for her hand and chest. I felt like a piece of shit man, I should've been more careful especially with someone else in my car.
90% sure it was the other ladies fault but still, I should've reacted better or something. I kept beating myself up over it but she calmed me down and now I'm at home trying to sleep. Gonna make sure she's okay tomorrow but I know we're both gonna be sore af
Car accidents are crazy af. They happen so fast even though that's very cliche there's no other way I can explain it
Mad headache right now too
1180
« on: October 14, 2016, 07:54:44 PM »
I was about to go the gym and she called me saying she wants to hangout
I'M LITERALLY SKIPPING THE GYM TO HANGOUT WITH THIS GIRL I'M IN LOVE WITH WTF
1181
« on: October 14, 2016, 07:50:29 PM »
Yes they're legit
Positives:
Dick gets harder especially at base
Curves up more
Stays erect longer
Can hold cum in better
Negatives:
Sometimes I get a random semi painful cramp in my kegel area which trips me the fuck out
sometimes my butthole randomly hurts
I don't shoot loads crazy far anymore, they almost kinda like dribble out
1182
« on: October 14, 2016, 07:48:21 PM »
October has been pretty rough to me lately man idk
every year it gets shittier closer to December so i'm really not looking forward to these coming months smh
1183
« on: October 14, 2016, 07:45:34 PM »
holy fucking shit i've never been this bipolar in my entire fucking life and that's saying something!!! this girl is driving me absolutely insane, somehow she has taken my narcissistic self driven attitude and turned me into something or someone who puts her before anything
1184
« on: October 14, 2016, 07:43:27 PM »
Damn my back now shits on my back from then
1185
« on: October 13, 2016, 02:33:04 PM »
One of the most intelligent people I know is obsessed with basketball
He's this Russian 24 year old with a confirmed 140+ IQ. He plays like high level violin and piano and guitar, fluent in 5 languages and is studying aerospace engineering or something like that. There's way more he's like a next level human
But yeah he's like obsessed with basketball and bodybuilding. Plays and watches it everyday
1186
« on: October 13, 2016, 02:18:29 PM »
Construction sucks dick never again
1187
« on: October 13, 2016, 02:14:47 PM »
An apartment/house is probably the safest place for a trip
1188
« on: October 13, 2016, 01:21:02 AM »
Feeling A1 now
1189
« on: October 12, 2016, 10:55:52 PM »
Too sad to make an entry tonight. Possible that will change but unlikely
1190
« on: October 12, 2016, 10:54:57 PM »
he doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like a gentleman
Like you imagined when you were young
1191
« on: October 12, 2016, 03:42:54 AM »
I'm scurred
1192
« on: October 12, 2016, 03:29:28 AM »
Few things about Viagra for the diary b4 I pass out
My arms are veiny as hell
I have a FAT headache
I suddenly leaked out a shitload of precum.
1193
« on: October 12, 2016, 02:57:16 AM »
So that tinder girl from the texts above told me to come over. On my way there I took some powdered viagra cause fuck it might as well test this to see if it's legit. 5 min into driving I felt my face flush and started getting pressure in my head LOL. Apparently powdered viagra is somewhat unsafe because instead of time releasing like Pills do it goes all at once so something something blood pressure spike or drop
Met her and she was less cute than her pics. I told her to find a place to chill and we went to a park but honestly I couldn't stop thinking about K so I told her I'm not Trynna fuck anymore I just wanna chill. She was cool with it and we talked for like an hour. She was pretty chill and told me I was way cooler than she had expected, she expected a douche smh
Waste of viagra and waste of gas but right now my arms are vascular as FUCK
1194
« on: October 12, 2016, 02:52:14 AM »
Jives Illusion skill must be maxed out cause fuck me this charade has gone on for ages
Fuck you mean charade boi? I'm a real person I don't fraud
1195
« on: October 12, 2016, 12:49:34 AM »
Yeah I'm getting it tonight ๐๐๐ 
1196
« on: October 12, 2016, 12:00:15 AM »
Dear Diary
Today was pretty chill. Last night I called K around 2 and she was happy I woke her up but sounded disappointed that I told her I gotta sleep. Woke up around 10 and cleaned up my Xbox 360 to sell it.
BUT my Xbox has done the open tray error thing about 4-5 times it's whole life. And what a fucking coincidence that when the guy plugs it in the disc cartridge won't open smh so embarrassing.
Went to the gym and hit legs. Saw my little brother there it was dope. Spent like 20 min talking to this chick I used to think was super cute and she had a huge crush on me (1-2 years ago). She mentioned that she never hangs out with her boyfriend and is bored at home all day. Mental note.
Came home and watched the Most recent episode of dragon ball super which was DOPE and also learned season 11 of supernatural is on Netflix!!
Ate some fish and rice and then dropped my 21+ y/o friends ID off at his house. Took a nap and then played with my dog and read a bit. Went back to the gym for abs and cardio. The drug dealer dude was there but he just stared at me and didn't say chit. Bullshitted with some friends and then came home.
played around on Tinder while my shower started which is TOO easy now that I'm pretty attractive. Cute 18 y/o is potentially down to fuck if I buy her ice cream afterwards. But idk man it feels weird, i don't care about any of those girls. ALSO kegels are the TRUTH! Been doing kegels these last few days 25 reps hold for 5 Seconds. Just off a few messages of what she said got my dick raging hard, noticed it much more firm and upwards, especially at the base. If I keep this up x the viagra bottle I have as a secret weapon I'll be able to cut down trees dawg
In bed now chilling and studying. Earlier K told me the things I tell her "make her day โบ๏ธ๐" And that put me in a great mood. Smh I'm weaaaak
1197
« on: October 11, 2016, 02:48:58 AM »
Dear diary
Woke up around 6 today in a bad mood. Showered and then dressed really nice. Went to my first class and practically fell asleep. All I could think about was the girl who's taken over my mind this season. We'll call her K because she'll be reoccurring. Messing with my hormones and meeting her when I was at my lowest hormonally REALLY did something weird and made me very attached. I know it's not normal or healthy.
Went to the library after class and checked out the book "The Art of Happiness". Read a good amount when this girl in one of my classes texted me asking where I was cause she was bored. This girl is hot as fuck man. Latina, big boobs, tiny waist, very fit and tight. Super sexy and she loves video games/anime/lifting etc. She's also really goofy and we get along great. Anyways she came and we hung out for a little, I think she likes me because she's really shy and I'm the only one she talks to. I can also act very naturally around her because literally NO other girl occupies my mind other than K.
She left and after my second class I came home and cooked some beef with broccoli. Trying to get lean. K texted me and we got some food really quick and then I dropped her off for some school meeting. I went to the gym and was in a great mood. This really not attractive 25 year old lady I've never spoken to before but seem sometimes was flirting with me HARD. Asking me how I workout and telling me about how her kids are at their dads house etc.i didn't make eye contact rest of the night
Went home and after eating and watch DragonBall Super I went on tinder after like 3 weeks of not using it and I have dozens of new matches and messages. I decided to flirt and maybe get a fuck buddy to see if I could lesson my attraction to K. K texted me and we talked for a bit, she went to sleep but wants me to call her at like 2am so she can finish her homework. Now I'm just chilling on sep7agon can't sleep cause of preworkout
1199
« on: October 11, 2016, 02:28:42 AM »
I think I'm legitimately bipolar but I'm very anti medicine
What should I do brah
1200
« on: October 10, 2016, 07:25:11 AM »
meditate fuckneck
i need to man My mind goes so fast
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