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The Flood / Re: Dear Jivary Part 2: The diary of jive
« on: October 23, 2016, 05:37:44 AM »
This is a blog thread, I think this is what Sep7agon needs to get activity back up.

You fucking genius.
Honestly I think it could work! Plus it feels good to blog srs

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The Flood / Re: Ask SWIM anything about steroids
« on: October 22, 2016, 04:54:00 PM »
has the quality of his semen been affected at all?
Load size has reduced definitely. First one is sweet maybe a little less than originally but following ones are pitiful. I think that's dependent on genetics though.

Ball size shrunk too. My source used to have massive balls and now they resemble large grapes

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The Flood / Re: Ask SWIM anything about steroids
« on: October 22, 2016, 04:30:29 PM »
should I snort these antipsychotics
take them the way the doctor told you to brah

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The Flood / Re: Ask SWIM anything about steroids
« on: October 22, 2016, 04:06:45 PM »
So what about those chemtrails?
Myth: Busted

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The Flood / AMA Ask SWIM anything about steroids
« on: October 22, 2016, 04:01:15 PM »
I have a good source and he'll answer any questions if you guys are interested. And also debunk any myths

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The Flood / Re: secondclass is my boyfriend
« on: October 22, 2016, 03:52:50 PM »
But you're cousins?

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The Flood / Re: explicit content in TV programs irritates me
« on: October 22, 2016, 03:52:01 PM »
I actually think this is kinda cute lol

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Tfw full blooded Aryan Blonde haired blue eyed male.

Im what this world wants
::) ::) k brah

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The Flood / Re: Dear Jivary Part 2: The diary of jive
« on: October 22, 2016, 02:12:03 AM »
Life is so full of ups and downs. I can be in ecstasy one day and absolutely miserable hating myself the next.

I think K is a very important figure in my life. Not necessarily because she's the perfect girl (she's definitely not) but because she has come into my life at a point where everything thats been building up is about to erupt

I think she symbolizes something big. My reactions to mundane things with her and how easily it effects my emotional/mental state isn't just about her, but rather it represents everything I'm unhappy with in my life. The insane mood swings due to her are strengthened by all of my insecurities and faults.

I'm not where I need to be and this person isn't as important as I'm making her out to be, she's just sorta like a lighthouse guiding me to where I should ACTUALLY be going

Also I'm mad af and a little sad cause of her rn smh

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The Flood / Re: nicotine withdrawal
« on: October 20, 2016, 04:00:11 PM »
Sucks for people that can get addicted to drugs

not me tho

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The Flood / Re: Why is stoner culture so cancerous?
« on: October 20, 2016, 03:57:34 PM »
Man go to hippy hill on 4/20 in san fran

The worst of the worst smh

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The Flood / How to get PERFECT skin (click this thread!!)
« on: October 20, 2016, 03:52:47 PM »
Hello fellow teenagers and some adults

I know a lot of ya'll (including myself) struggle with acne and I think I've figured out how to cleanse it and get PERFECT SKIN. It's super cheap and requires minimal effort.


1. Apple Cider Vinegar

Spoiler

I've heard nothing but good about this stuff for years. Just google it and you'll find a huge list of benefits.

I take it twice a day, in the morning after breakfast and at night after my final meal before bed. It tastes absolutely AWFUL though, worst thing I've ever drank. And burns more than any alcohol. 2-3 tablespoons(i use like 4-5 idk i don't measure) in a cup and fill the rest with water, then mix and drink. Be careful because it can destroy the enamel on your teeth, rinse your mouth out with water afterwards.

2. Vitamins and Minerals

-Zinc ( i prefer picolinate) 50mg a day
-Vitamin D3 2000-5000 IUs a day. Lots of benefits past skin like improved mood etc. Especially for brahs who don't live in sunny states like california  8)
-Vitamin C 2000 milligrams
-Fish Oil (I take 3 capsules i forget how the epa levels are on them right now)

That's pretty much all I've done. I shower twice a day and use dove bar soap on my face and body. I don't know about face washing routines so I can't help there but they might improve your skin even more. Right now my face is clearer than ever and has a glow to it even though I'm not tan. It also has a youthful elasticity to it and I've been getting lots of compliments from people.

My body acne has almost completely disappeared too. Due to supplement use I ended up getting some spots on my shoulders and back but in this past week they've really shrunk/pretty much disappeared.

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The Flood / Re: Dear Jivary Part 2: The diary of jive
« on: October 19, 2016, 11:33:16 AM »
I'm starting to fear that I put too many details of my life here as if someone I know it'll reads it they'd have no doubt it's me

2 days ago I started a new regime. APPLE CIDAR VINEGAR. 3 tablespoons mixed with water in the morning and at night. Let me tell you that shit is god awful I've never had anything worse in my life. The benefits are supposedly incredible though and I can already see my skin clearing and hair glowing better no joke.

Took my ACV and then took some bottles in to recycle. Came back and laid in the sun while I read y happiness book which is very pleasant to read when I'm in a good mood, instead of trying to use it to calm me down From a bad mood. I messed around and then went to the gym. Great workout and my old gym crush was there! Her boyfriend just broke up with her 3 days ago and she was very close to me. Kept snap chatting me asking where I was at the gym and stuff(she used to have a huge crush on me too). I'm keeping this option available because she's cute and it lessens the feelings with K a tiny bit. I left the gym and picked K up from school. After I went back to the gym to do cardio and then came home and ate fish.

My diet is VERY on point I look great no joke. Around 11-12 at night K texted me saying to come over cause she was gonna pull an all nighter. This was difficult because the only car I have right now is the corvette which is LOUD. It woke my family up and they were super mad at me. Tensions are high there about me leaving and coming whenever I want.

Hung out with K from 12am-8am literally pulling an all nighter while she studied and did homework (I took 2 30 min naps). Now km running on very little sleep and I'm gonna go help this girl move so she's gonna buy me alcohol lol k bye

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The Flood / Re: HOW CAN I MAKE $100 IN A DAY
« on: October 19, 2016, 05:00:20 AM »
he's literally begging people to ask "what happened?" and no one has yet lmao
Except not at all you ugly tranny faggot 😂😭

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The Flood / Re: Dear Jivary Part 2: The diary of jive
« on: October 18, 2016, 11:49:30 PM »
I'M MOTHERFUCKIN JIVE TURKEY BOI I GOT THIS. I CAN HANDLE THIS

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The Flood / Re: HOW CAN I MAKE $100 IN A DAY
« on: October 18, 2016, 11:47:36 PM »
I got the money but it was too late

Now i'm in a very difficult situation

FUUUUUUCK

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The Flood / Re: HOW CAN I MAKE $100 IN A DAY
« on: October 18, 2016, 04:34:07 PM »
You've literally made this thread before. Literally.
Ok?

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The Flood / HOW CAN I MAKE $100 IN A DAY
« on: October 18, 2016, 03:53:27 PM »
Need this money fast smh I fucked up boyos

There are no close plasma centers near me. Gonna go pawn my old skateboards real quick(do they take skateboards?)

Would try to get a loan from my dad but he's stressin over this car bs and would wonder why I need it

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The Flood / Re: You need to check out this adorable song
« on: October 18, 2016, 12:13:49 PM »
YouTube

you need to make another cute relaxing thread

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The Flood / Re: Dear Jivary Part 2: The diary of jive
« on: October 18, 2016, 03:18:01 AM »
I SHOULD BE DOWNTOWN WHIPPIN ON THE WAY TO YOU

YOU GOT SOMETHIN THAT BELONGS TO MEEEE

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The Flood / Re: Dear Jivary Part 2: The diary of jive
« on: October 18, 2016, 02:52:14 AM »
banter
Keep the banter out of this thread smh

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The Flood / Re: Dear Jivary Part 2: The diary of jive
« on: October 18, 2016, 02:43:22 AM »
I notice the day I do kegels and sometimes the day after my dick is weak and I don't get many erections. Perhaps my dick is tired. A few days after is when I notice the benefits

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The Flood / Re: question
« on: October 18, 2016, 01:20:16 AM »
My dad called me a faggot and said I'm never getting his stuff when he dies cause I said I'd sell his mustangs for major cash smh

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The Flood / Re: honestly
« on: October 18, 2016, 01:18:47 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Anyone ever use a tanning bed before?
« on: October 17, 2016, 07:26:42 PM »
2-3 times a week.
5-10 minute sessions.

Thats what my wife does.
LEGIT thank you mayne

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The Flood / Re: Anyone ever use a tanning bed before?
« on: October 17, 2016, 07:07:05 PM »
No, but I've used a bed before.
how was that

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The Flood / Re: Dear Jivary Part 2: The diary of jive
« on: October 17, 2016, 06:48:39 PM »
Insurance went out to look at it and pretty much told me itd cost more to try and salvage my car than to get a new one SMH so they're gonna stick it in those compactor machines :'(

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The Flood / Anyone ever use a tanning bed before?
« on: October 17, 2016, 06:44:50 PM »
I'm actually really fair skinned when I don't go in the sun to tan regularly for a month. I have a HUGE Halloween edm festival coming up in 10 days and I want to get some color on me so I look gewd when shirtless

How long should I chill in there for good color but not too tan? How many times a week?

Really not afraid of the dangers tbh I do way worse stuff to my body

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The Flood / Re: What if when you check the messages on your phone
« on: October 17, 2016, 06:40:37 PM »
I was literally at a loss for words when I read the OP

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The Flood / Re: honestly
« on: October 17, 2016, 06:39:40 PM »
This site is my MySpace

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