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1051
« on: November 14, 2016, 05:04:34 PM »
Roll on some mdma
1052
« on: November 14, 2016, 05:00:06 PM »
Yo, did Baconshelf and I play battlefield 1 with you yesterday?
Is your gt Jive Turkey UTD?
not me mayne
1053
« on: November 14, 2016, 04:58:36 PM »
I pay $22-25 for my barber
Every two weeks preferably gotta keep that fade FRESH
1054
« on: November 14, 2016, 03:36:19 PM »
Your life is pretty much determined by the bone placement in your face which you have no control over
Welcome to Jives February 2015 obsession
1055
« on: November 14, 2016, 03:32:30 PM »
You're in a dangerous place. Have you been telling your gal each time the bully contacts you?
She trying to fuck you to spite your gf?
Yes and yes. I knew they didn't like eachother but I didn't find out the extent of it until recently. Bully is mad hot too smh but a huge cunt and I don't like her now
1056
« on: November 14, 2016, 12:16:16 PM »
Wait, you have a girl? So you settled down instead of slaying a different pussy every night?
Yeah man, we're not official official but pretty much. It's great, nice change of pace
1057
« on: November 14, 2016, 12:10:17 PM »
Class we've told you, your fat fuck face is due to shit fat storage spots and weak facial structure. Deal with it. Losing weight is going to make you look even more ridiculous than you already do because youre gonna look like a bloated bobble head on a toothpick body.
I have to do something, retard. Fuck off.
You can't do anything without looking even worse you fucking idiot. Keep living in denial like you do about most of your life lmao
1058
« on: November 14, 2016, 12:06:17 PM »
Fucking wild man
1059
« on: November 14, 2016, 12:04:38 PM »
Class we've told you, your fat fuck face is due to shit fat storage spots and weak facial structure. Deal with it. Losing weight is going to make you look even more ridiculous than you already do because youre gonna look like a bloated bobble head on a toothpick body.
1060
« on: November 13, 2016, 07:02:34 PM »
Anyways you're 6'3" and like 170 which is pretty thin but you CAN afford to get skinnier. The problem with people with your skinny/fat dismorphia is that you think you're fat, and you actually ARE in terms of body composition. Just because you're skinny doesnt mean you don't carry lots off fat.
But the problem comes in because you don't have any muscle, so you can get unhealthily skinny (dangerous) but still see flab and that messes with your head.
And for facial bloat, you probably eat lots of sodium. Also high estrogen makes you retain water in the face. Some people also just have a genetic predisposition to hold more fat/water in the face. And like Gatsby said you have weak facial structure/bones so you're going to look softer no matter what
tell me about it
I do like salt, but I never thought I consumed it in excess. And I'm not on hormones or anything, so I don't know how estrogen factors in. Thanks a lot for fucking parroting that shit that gatsby said though, especially since I can't do shit about it. Really appreciate it dude.
As long as I have flab, I can't be too skinny, retard.
Hahahaha, i don't know why but you look so weird to me. Yes you do, I'm gross. I'm doing all I fucking can, jesus.
i can give you an extremely effective weight loss supplement, the best in the world. but Its dangerous and I don't know how mentally unstable you are. Wouldn't want your death on my hands smh
1061
« on: November 13, 2016, 06:51:49 PM »
tldr don't trip chocolate chip
1062
« on: November 13, 2016, 06:50:50 PM »
Hahahaha, i don't know why but you look so weird to me.
Anyways you're 6'3" and like 170 which is pretty thin but you CAN afford to get skinnier. The problem with people with your skinny/fat dismorphia is that you think you're fat, and you actually ARE in terms of body composition. Just because you're skinny doesnt mean you don't carry lots off fat.
But the problem comes in because you don't have any muscle, so you can get unhealthily skinny (dangerous) but still see flab and that messes with your head.
And for facial bloat, you probably eat lots of sodium. Also high estrogen makes you retain water in the face. Some people also just have a genetic predisposition to hold more fat/water in the face. And like Gatsby said you have weak facial structure/bones so you're going to look softer no matter what
1063
« on: November 13, 2016, 06:42:55 PM »
FUARK WE'RE ALL SO DOPE
i would post pics but I don't want my irl friends to find this place smh I have a diary on here
1064
« on: November 11, 2016, 10:57:22 PM »
Dude. Why you taking that shit. That doesn't give you the drive, just the ability. Low drive comes either from depression or low T. Or certain drugs.
Antidepressants can do that, for example. Might want to look at diet as well. You're a bit young to start that stuff
My fsh and lh hormone levels didn't recover fully from.....test boosters....(lol) so I just need some HcG to respark my balls into action. In the mean time my girl is a sexy leg tan horny 24/7 goddess so I'm just putting it to use till I'm sweet again
1065
« on: November 11, 2016, 07:39:56 PM »
Being pathetic really sucks doesn't it
Idk you're fat and Asian, you tell me dawgy
1066
« on: November 11, 2016, 07:37:06 PM »
Stuffy sinus throbbing temples heavy eyes etc
Need to get my sex drive back so I can stop using this shit
1067
« on: November 10, 2016, 01:08:16 PM »
I'm halfsies
1068
« on: November 10, 2016, 01:07:35 PM »
ALSO
toast with butter, cinnamon, and sugar is hnnnnng
1069
« on: November 10, 2016, 01:06:48 PM »
Man I'm gonna be hearing that annoying fuck Donald trump song at every event I go to now. Shit is mad corny
1070
« on: November 10, 2016, 12:54:57 PM »
Lately this is what I've been having its legit
Eggs scrambled
Chorizo
Fried potatoes
Ketchup all over
Orange juice
Greek yogurt
I think the perfect breakfast would be
-Eggs with:
Chorizo
Hash browns
Ketchup all over
-Bacon
-French toast
-Orange juice
1071
« on: November 09, 2016, 05:20:09 PM »
Hahahaha what a crybaby
1072
« on: November 09, 2016, 05:19:30 PM »
I actually have a ton for emergencies and special occasions However I like being a sexual being. It makes me more aggressive and passionate in everything I do.
1073
« on: November 09, 2016, 05:12:38 PM »
ok
1074
« on: November 09, 2016, 04:09:57 PM »
Didn't fully recover need money for hcg for 2 weeks
I wanna bang my girl all day long she's fit and tan with nice legs. The mental aspect is there but the physical drive is not. Feels weird as fuck mayne
1075
« on: November 09, 2016, 04:06:59 PM »
can I stay at your house on New Years?
1076
« on: November 09, 2016, 04:05:02 PM »
Second Class this is Gods way of punishing you
1077
« on: November 08, 2016, 12:11:55 AM »
Loaf you might not see this post but I ACTUALLY get what you're saying. Obviously nobody likes pain but I get what you feel, I don't feel that way myself but I understand. Not a joke either I'm 100% srs
1078
« on: November 08, 2016, 12:10:19 AM »
I love you man
1079
« on: November 08, 2016, 12:08:25 AM »
I have zero shame
1080
« on: November 07, 2016, 01:22:34 AM »
hungry ham
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