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The Flood / I never felt alone
« on: November 23, 2016, 12:06:07 AM »
Until I met you

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The Flood / Re: Should I cheat on my girlfriend before she cheats on me?
« on: November 22, 2016, 05:41:37 PM »
smh these hoes aint loyal, you should have been cheating on her from the start so you'd never be put in this situation
Yeah I've learned my lesson for next time

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The Flood / Re: Should I cheat on my girlfriend before she cheats on me?
« on: November 22, 2016, 03:46:02 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Should I cheat on my girlfriend before she cheats on me?
« on: November 22, 2016, 03:19:59 AM »
[THE CHARADE CONTINUES
Get your face out of my thread you clown!!!

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The Flood / Re: Should I cheat on my girlfriend before she cheats on me?
« on: November 22, 2016, 03:19:07 AM »
I really like her though :-\ she's so cute and I take her to school all the time cause it's cold for her to walk in the morning smh
how about you first find out that she is actually cheating on you and act like a mature adult and end the relationship
I dunno if I could handle being cheated on
see, that's only natural

but doing the "payback" thing is a very dumb thing to do

not only because it would be extremely childish, but because you could be horribly wrong and cause her severe emotional damage

so how about you hold onto your emotions and use the noggin that All-Father Odin gave you and find out what's wrong with her
ugh  ::)  ::)
8)
Youre a good girl ya know. Looking out for those other girls :')

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The Flood / Re: I think I'm going through a relapse in my depression
« on: November 22, 2016, 03:15:39 AM »
Sorry to hear mayne. You're a great guy and I'm sure you'll get through this

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The Flood / Re: Should I cheat on my girlfriend before she cheats on me?
« on: November 22, 2016, 03:13:54 AM »
I really like her though :-\ she's so cute and I take her to school all the time cause it's cold for her to walk in the morning smh
how about you first find out that she is actually cheating on you and act like a mature adult and end the relationship
I dunno if I could handle being cheated on
see, that's only natural

but doing the "payback" thing is a very dumb thing to do

not only because it would be extremely childish, but because you could be horribly wrong and cause her severe emotional damage

so how about you hold onto your emotions and use the noggin that All-Father Odin gave you and find out what's wrong with her
ugh  ::)  ::)

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The Flood / Re: Should I cheat on my girlfriend before she cheats on me?
« on: November 22, 2016, 03:11:33 AM »
do it dude, she's probably going to take dick from a tyrone any one of these days
girls just can't resist ethnic cock from tyrone even when dating a Chad smh, it's over boyo

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The Flood / Re: Should I cheat on my girlfriend before she cheats on me?
« on: November 22, 2016, 03:05:03 AM »
I really like her though :-\ she's so cute and I take her to school all the time cause it's cold for her to walk in the morning smh
how about you first find out that she is actually cheating on you and act like a mature adult and end the relationship
I dunno if I could handle being cheated on

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The Flood / Re: Should I cheat on my girlfriend before she cheats on me?
« on: November 22, 2016, 02:57:12 AM »
I really like her though :-\ she's so cute and I take her to school all the time cause it's cold for her to walk in the morning smh

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The Flood / Re: I don't care about GMOs
« on: November 22, 2016, 02:55:57 AM »
What the fuck

I don't understand...
yeah that would require thought
So to clarify, you ARE a self hating suicidal tranny and that IS you in those pictures right?

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The Flood / Should I cheat on my girlfriend before she cheats on me?
« on: November 22, 2016, 02:45:13 AM »
I think she's still or is going to fuck her ex

I really like her and that breaks my heart so to come across as idgaf I think I should cheat before I get hurt. So I'll have the upper hand

What do you think?

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The Flood / Re: I don't care about GMOs
« on: November 22, 2016, 02:36:31 AM »
What the fuck

I don't understand...

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The Flood / Re: Why is there no gravity in space?
« on: November 22, 2016, 02:35:54 AM »
and Saturn being the least massive object in the solar system
*dense, Saturn is the least dense object, still stupidly massive though.
Dawg who tf are you and how do you know so much stuff

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The Flood / Re: KANYE
« on: November 20, 2016, 02:20:51 PM »
Yeah I know a few guys who went. He played 30 min and then ranted then left

Azumarill is right about the mental breakdown part

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The Flood / Re: It's looking like Al Baghdadi and I are done
« on: November 20, 2016, 02:19:33 PM »
What should I photoshop him over?

HAHAHA

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The Flood / Feeling really sad tonight
« on: November 19, 2016, 11:51:56 PM »
Hate feeling sad

This place doesn't have the same vibe it used to. Blogging doesn't feel the same now. So I'm just sad with no place to comfortably vent.

Hope you all have a good night /day

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The Flood / Re: who's cuter
« on: November 18, 2016, 06:30:48 PM »
L M A O

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least i dont look like a gorilla
i don't get that gorilla meme TBH, im not Dom enough. I'm cuter than you though buddy boyo
LOL it has to do with how you look, you're literally a big muscular freak
Thanks for the compliment, but why are you trying to throw shade when you have sunken in ghoul eyes and your hairline is literally halfway up your skull
even with my disgusting face, I look far better than you lmao

that should tell you something

you're like the worst looking person here lol
Hahaha come on fella even YOU don't believe any of that
lmao dude just save yourself ten years of denial and start sucking off dudes for free tesosterone
Lmao wat dude

I asked my girl(biased tho) and her housemates(5 girls) who was more attractive and they all said me. They said I'm prettier too because you looked too sickly to be pretty whatever that means
"I asked five nazis whether hitler or lincoln was the better leader and they all said hitler"

the opinions of apes and ape apologists mean nothing to me
Yeah but those are the actual people you're going to be seeing in real life. So when you don't transition well and end up looking like a gangly freak, are normal people's opinions still not going to matter to you?
I don't surround myself with those types of people, no
Yeah but that's not what I said at all

Normal people opinions. the ones that you see when getting groceries or walking your dog. They're going to be appalled at your appearance. They're gonna make lots of jokes and be secretly(or visibly) disgusted. "Ape aplogists"  hahaha

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The Flood / Re: who's cuter
« on: November 18, 2016, 06:21:30 PM »
L M A O

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
least i dont look like a gorilla
i don't get that gorilla meme TBH, im not Dom enough. I'm cuter than you though buddy boyo
LOL it has to do with how you look, you're literally a big muscular freak
Thanks for the compliment, but why are you trying to throw shade when you have sunken in ghoul eyes and your hairline is literally halfway up your skull
even with my disgusting face, I look far better than you lmao

that should tell you something

you're like the worst looking person here lol
Hahaha come on fella even YOU don't believe any of that
lmao dude just save yourself ten years of denial and start sucking off dudes for free tesosterone
Lmao wat dude

I asked my girl(biased tho) and her housemates(5 girls) who was more attractive and they all said me. They said I'm prettier too because you looked too sickly to be pretty whatever that means
"I asked five nazis whether hitler or lincoln was the better leader and they all said hitler"

the opinions of apes and ape apologists mean nothing to me
Yeah but those are the actual people you're going to be seeing in real life. So when you don't transition well and end up looking like a gangly freak, are normal people's opinions still not going to matter to you?

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The Flood / Re: who's cuter
« on: November 18, 2016, 06:09:50 PM »
L M A O

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
least i dont look like a gorilla
i don't get that gorilla meme TBH, im not Dom enough. I'm cuter than you though buddy boyo
LOL it has to do with how you look, you're literally a big muscular freak
Thanks for the compliment, but why are you trying to throw shade when you have sunken in ghoul eyes and your hairline is literally halfway up your skull
even with my disgusting face, I look far better than you lmao

that should tell you something

you're like the worst looking person here lol
Hahaha come on fella even YOU don't believe any of that
lmao dude just save yourself ten years of denial and start sucking off dudes for free tesosterone
Lmao wat dude

I asked my girl(biased tho) and her housemates(5 girls) who was more attractive and they all said me. They said I'm prettier too because you looked too sickly to be pretty whatever that means

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The Flood / Re: who's cuter
« on: November 18, 2016, 04:39:30 PM »
L M A O

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
least i dont look like a gorilla
i don't get that gorilla meme TBH, im not Dom enough. I'm cuter than you though buddy boyo
LOL it has to do with how you look, you're literally a big muscular freak
Thanks for the compliment, but why are you trying to throw shade when you have sunken in ghoul eyes and your hairline is literally halfway up your skull
even with my disgusting face, I look far better than you lmao

that should tell you something

you're like the worst looking person here lol
Hahaha come on fella even YOU don't believe any of that

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The Flood / Re: who's cuter
« on: November 17, 2016, 09:42:40 PM »
L M A O

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
least i dont look like a gorilla
i don't get that gorilla meme TBH, im not Dom enough. I'm cuter than you though buddy boyo
LOL it has to do with how you look, you're literally a big muscular freak
Thanks for the compliment, but why are you trying to throw shade when you have sunken in ghoul eyes and your hairline is literally halfway up your skull

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The Flood / Re: who's cuter
« on: November 17, 2016, 05:40:58 PM »
L M A O

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
least i dont look like a gorilla
i don't get that gorilla meme TBH, im not Dom enough. I'm cuter than you though buddy boyo

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The Flood / Re: who's cuter
« on: November 17, 2016, 05:38:12 PM »
L M A O

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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The Flood / Re: NEW PIC of Jive Turkey at the gym flexing. Huge!!
« on: November 15, 2016, 10:24:46 PM »
I can't wait til Trump deports you
Deports me for what?

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The Flood / Re: NEW PIC of Jive Turkey at the gym flexing. Huge!!
« on: November 15, 2016, 06:15:54 PM »

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The Flood / Re: NEW PIC of Jive Turkey at the gym flexing. Huge!!
« on: November 15, 2016, 06:15:16 PM »
sick shirt bro
thanks man it's my favorite gym shirt.

looking good

who's the qt?
just a friend who takes pics of me sometimes hehe

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The Flood / NEW PIC of Jive Turkey at the gym flexing. Huge!!
« on: November 15, 2016, 01:47:11 PM »
Haven't posted a pic in a while. Sorry for the shit quality and goofy face. not my gf btw


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The Flood / Re: Squats4Lyfe
« on: November 15, 2016, 01:32:06 PM »
My booty used to be really big IDK what happened to it.

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The Flood / Re: This girl who bullies my girl is trying to fuck me
« on: November 15, 2016, 01:31:08 PM »
Man

I'm not even considering this other girl. This may come as a surprise for you but when I fall for someone I fall HARD. I don't think about anyone else

And I can tell that my girl is going to break my heart and it's going to destroy me smh

#jivethoughts

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