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« on: June 24, 2015, 12:19:06 AM »
this is a blog thread so turn back now if you're bothered by my narcissism Extremely happy with my bodyfat right now. Im the perfect mix of lean but not too small, even though im light as fuck. People overestimate my weight by 15 pounds at the very least. I'm at the stage where i can eat whatever i want for a week straight and 3 days of low calorie will turn back back into a lean machine. Put a snapchat story up yesterday, had 2 sceenshots and 2 girls snap me randomly feelsgoodmane At the gym i am one of the top of the naturals.i catch sooo many people staring at me while im working out wearing a tank top/muscle shirt it's ridiculous. It's usually teenage/young adult girls, chubby middle aged mexican guys, and teen guys my age. I feel like a king walking into the room and having people sneak glances at me. I have little kids coming up to me asking how to get muscular. Can't even imagine what it will be like when i actually reach demigod status 
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« on: June 22, 2015, 05:54:46 PM »
hey guys jive turkey here So I am a big supporter of the nofap movement as some of you may know. I think the community is pretty weird but the idea behind it is great. But then I thought to myself, do I really know what masturbation addiction is even like? So i decided it's time to findout. Background: I've been masturbating since i was about 4 years old(high test even as a youngin). About 2 years ago i came across nofap and decided to try it out, the benefits listed were aligned with my life goals(more confidence, stronger boners, better life). I've been on and off nofap since then and my fapping frequency is much less than before(sex is also a reason for that). Leading up to peak week i didn't fap for about 5 days. Then day one on Sunday I did 4 times. By the 4th time the muscles in my dick was pretty sore and I needed a break. Day 2: Woke up feeling good. Didn't talk as much in class. Masturbated a few times and then hit the gym, felt mellow. Not much intensity. Day 3: By day 3 my cumsistency was very liquidy and clear/white. I also found it very interesting that even though I was completely dumping my sexual energies, I felt hornier. I wanted to fap more. Day 4: Felt irritated and a bit sad that day. Was more reserved. Did not look at beautiful girls as much even though i was horny, definitely didn't get turned on by them like I usually do. i just wanted to fap. Day 5: Same as day 4 Day 6: Slept more throughout the day. All I did this day was smoke weed, play xbox, eat dorritos and fap. Felt very apathetic. Was not driven at all. Day 7: Felt lazy, didn't care about my goals. Usually i attack the world aggressively but i just wanted to sleep and fap SRS felt like shit. CONCLUSION: Fapping makes you feel like shit. It made me apathetic to stuff around me. That was the biggest thing, I didn't care for my goals no matter how much my brain was telling me I needed to do something. Terrible feeling, I can empathize with all of the basement cheeto finger homies struggling with this. MY BROSCIENCE THEORY: Well I think sexual energy is one of the most driving forces in humans. Look at how far men are willing to go to get and impress girls. with so much porn readily available, men are just emptying out this sexual energy in the form of cum. but what happens if you keep the energy in? it's going to keep boiling up to a point where it needs to be released, and that is where genius comes from. the greatest people of all time learned how to use this sexual energy to build great things. muhammad ali, isaac newton, ghandi, tesla, steve jobs, michelangelo, plato, freud, and countless others. Sexual transmutation is a neat thing to look into, i personally think it is very powerful and will continue reading into it. you have this little built in organ that when played with bombards your entire brain with feel good chemicals rivaling the strongest drugs, sending you into a few moments of pure euphoria. why abuse it? 
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« on: June 22, 2015, 04:56:57 PM »
and i'm trynna keep from going under
Baby you turn the temperature hotter
Cause i'm burnin up, burnin up for you baby
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« on: June 17, 2015, 04:21:25 PM »
Will Jive Turkey smash? Will he get a second date? Or will the summer heat be too much and will he sweat right through his shirt? Find out next time 
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« on: June 15, 2015, 02:19:49 AM »
Only the most beautiful music itt. i will actually be listening to the songs you post so make sure they give goosebumps the part where the rest of the choir harmonizes violins...chilling  i love classical stuff. the speed to get this right on the piano is so hard this song takes me to another place. absolutely beautiful
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« on: June 12, 2015, 05:20:57 PM »
sup jive turkey here
i decided to create this thread to chronicle my money making ventures and find patterns/get ideas.
no idea what i'm going to do yet but i'll regularly make posts of what i did, my revenue for the day and profit for the day. also you guys can share ideas for making money if youd like and we can have discussions.
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« on: June 11, 2015, 01:04:26 AM »
post the most recent dream that you remember i usually have really vivid dreams and last night i had a pretty weird one. i usually have an idea that they're dreams but they're never lucid enough to where i can control them first i was in what looked like a persian marketplace, and everyone was decked out in some sort of arabian knights lookin clothing. i'm drawn into a shop covered by rugs and in it a really really beautiful woman is there, she looked like this she was selling peaches and mangoes, probably a reference to this one song, and i was so attracted to her i wanted to buy them all but she wouldn't let me then the scene changes and i'm in a colosseum, with everyone from my highschool in the seats. they were cheering me on and i think i was going to fight this hunter type dude, but for some reason we all start leaving and my friend says something to me about the fight and how next time it will be cool, then i say "yeah it doesn't really matter though because you're all dream people". the moment i say that everyone locks their eyes on me, my friend gets really angry and starts screaming stuff i can't understand so i panic and wake myself up. dream interpreters what does this mean?
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« on: June 10, 2015, 12:20:48 AM »
only to find out somebody already stole your invention? 
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« on: June 06, 2015, 04:36:50 AM »
Walked around your neighborhood at 3am with your favorite music playing and letting yourself dance and move your body as freely as you ever have because it's 3am and nobody else around you is awake
It's extremely liberating. Probably one of my favorite things to do now
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« on: June 05, 2015, 03:19:48 PM »
Hey guys this is one of those rare occasions where I make a serious thread looking for some advice. Might be long, Sorry if it sounds like a blog
This is about one of my main group of friends (me + 3 others). We'll call them A, B, and C. Well one night about 3 weeks ago at around 1 am friend A got a new bong and we all went to a park to break it in. We were smoking and then friend A(who is very cheeky) tells friend C (who is very prideful/competitive) that he can't beat friend B in a wrestling match. Friend C is also the subject of this story.
So friend C being his prideful self starts trying to wrestle friend B who absolutely did not want to wrestle. After about 30 seconds everyone is telling friend C to stop but he won't. Eventually they stop but by now friend B and friend C are both pretty angry(emotions probably heightened by the weed). They start getting angry at friend A saying "you know how competitive C gets why did you tell him that" ect. I decide to step in and say something like "maybe if friend C could control his emotions and not be so easily influenced by our words none of this would have happened, seriously everybody told you to stop but you wouldn't". Friend C gets EXTREMELY mad and wants to fight me, but the others calm him down and friend A being his cheeky self tells friend C "you shouldn't get mad and try to fight jive Turkey just because he is smarter and better looking than you"
Friend C is furious and wants to go home so we drop him pff and the rest of the night is really chill with me A and B
The next day friend A texts me saying that friend C texted him that morning saying he hates me and is done with our group ect. I'm not too stressed I just think he's going through other life stuff and needs an outlet or something. The next day Friend A B and myself all hangout and nobody wants to invite friend C so it's pretty chill. We planned to go to San Francisco and the day of, friend C sees me pull up to the drive way and gets really mad, gets in his car and drives off so we go without him, then he calls us as we're on the road saying he wants to go, but changes his mind and says "fuck jive Turkey" at the last minute.
Last night as we're getting ready to party friend A accidentally calls friend C, and friend C asks if friend A wants to hangout but friend A says he can't(doesn't bring me up) but he'll send him a party address if he wants. Friend C suddenly goes on a huge rant asking if "jive Turkey told you to give me this address" and saying if he sees me he's going to fight me and stuff haha wtf! All of us are very confused and cannot understand friend Cs behavior. They've asked him why he hates me many times but he always ignores the question. Any idea why he's acting like this? Legit feel like I might get stabbed or something lol
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« on: June 03, 2015, 07:27:38 PM »
Way out in the water see it swimming
All I want to do is play piano and lift weights and smell good. I am a skinny Abercrombie model lookalike and that is okay. I can turn my libido on and off at will. I have not slept in 32 hours. Also does anyone want to play chess? I just learned how to play
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« on: June 02, 2015, 06:34:34 PM »
Got rid of the pic saving for a different occasion smh Srs dilemma: I got invited to go on a vacation for a week to my friends beach house in Mexico. My dilemma is that i get the vibe that his family is involved in cartel/drug stuff(however this is just a hunch). How bad is the current situation in Mexico right now? Would a white looking American be relatively safe? Thx
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« on: May 29, 2015, 04:43:33 PM »
For the last few days(like 4 or 5) I've been falling asleep at 7-8am and waking up at 10am, but I feel completely refreshed and eenergized the entire time I'm awake. Before I always needed at least 8 hours of sleep or I'd feel like poop but now I actually feel better than ever on 3 hours
Also I never get hungry anymore. I have to force myself to eat so I keep gains. Yesterday I completely forgot to eat until like 8pm lol where I killed 2000 calories in a 25 minute window and then didn't eat for the rest of the day.
I still feel great, brain is functioning well. Am I just the next step in human evolution where there is no need for sleep or food?
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« on: May 27, 2015, 08:56:25 PM »
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« on: May 26, 2015, 01:09:30 AM »
Recently bought a pair of boots. Been wearing cowboy boots x wranglers x white tshirt variations the last few days at parties and day outings. I get way more respect and cowboys always nod their heads at me and give me free beer. Friendliest folk around The country way is the best way
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« on: May 25, 2015, 03:07:26 AM »
Two scenarios
Scenario 1: a huge dome where it's everyone vs everyone. No weapons, just your body and wits. Who would team up on who? Who would get rekt? Who'd win?
Scenario 2: A tournament, match people up 1v1. No weapons in this one either. Who would be the finalists? Champion?
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« on: May 23, 2015, 06:28:09 PM »
I was looking through stuff in my garage and found a limited edition longboard cruiser I won in a raffle years back  It's pretty big, rides really smooth and is in good condition. The only price I found online is $160 brand new on a skateboard website, there aren't any other sites that sell it anymore. what do you recommend I sell it for m8s?
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« on: May 21, 2015, 12:03:38 PM »
post and I will ask you a question while I eat my donuts
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« on: May 21, 2015, 01:03:53 AM »
click play before reading Over the years I have seen you complain about how miserable your life is because of your terrible interactions with women. You make post after post describing your episodes of bad luck with them, usually throwing in a random malady or misfortune in there("and to make things worse i was so constipated the entire day omg my life sucks"). It almost seems like you enjoy this because when people offer advice you make no attempt to follow it, the defense mechanism in your brain tells you to ignore it and keep trying things your way. Well this will be the biggest post I make towards you in an attempt to improve your life. Read carefully. You need to sit down in a quiet empty room, with no electronics, no noises or distractions, and close your eyes. Close your eyes and think very hard of what you want to do with the rest of your life. Don't think "omg kmart sucks" or anything of what you DON'T want. Don't think of any of the negatives. Imagine very vividly waking up in the morning getting ready for your dream job. What is it? What can you see yourself doing everyday and being happy and passionate about? If you REALLY don't know, don't fret. You will learn through experiences. Go out and volunteer at places, get miscellaneous jobs, finding out what you don't like will guide you to what you DO like. Find something you're passionate for man, your direction in life is the most important thing. A man without direction is like a ship sailing out to sea with no map and no designated place to go. It's just going to float around until it inevitably sinks. Next, build a positive view of yourself. Your subconscious thoughts are everything. If you keep thinking "i'm such a loser, my life sucks, girls hate me" guess what? Your subconscious will really end up believing it and the reactions you get will only reinforce these false believes because it's what you expect. Your subconscious is like a plot of fertile soil. You can plant flowers, or you can plant poison oak, the land will not discriminate and whatever you end up planting and watering will grow. Also stop masturbating. Books I want you to read. Seriously, read them. You can find pdfs for them if you don't want to go out and buy them. Psycho Cybernetics by Maxwell Maltz Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie Most self help books are trash, these are golden(trust me I read a shitton) Appearance wise, I know you are not ugly. And you're white and tall, holy fuck why the fuck are you complaining brahhhhh so many people would kill to be in your position. Start working out. Pushups, situps, pullups, squats, and running. Getting in shape has so many benefits I can't even begin, from psychological boosts to physical. You will feel better period. Start eating a bit healthier. Berries, veggies, chicken, rice, grains, fish. Add a multi vitamin and zinc. Go to an expensive female salon after your hair grows out a bit and ask them what haircut they think will fit you best. Have them do it, it will be expensive. Take pictures of it and continue getting it but at a regular barbershop. Shave, wash skin, dress nice. I don't know your style but you really can't go wrong at any age with a plain colored shirt(black or white), dark slim denim, and some CLEAN shoes(black/white/brown) Last but not least, look at everything you have brah. Your life is fucking amazing. Stop comparing it to people like me who get hella bitches  . You are so blessed(no religious) and you don't even appreciate it. This is the best time and place for you to live in, it's time to start acting like it. There are children in 3rd world countries that have seen family members slaughtered, children who are starving and will die of starvation. You are living in a first world country with limitless opportunities. You can learn anything you want at the click of a few buttons. You can literally BE ANYTHING YOU WANT IF YOU JUST THINK IT  
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« on: May 20, 2015, 01:57:41 PM »
I forgot to get a cute girls number and now the semesters over smh
I'm kicking myself harder than deci after that thread
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« on: May 20, 2015, 12:37:35 AM »
please listen to both songs to fully understand my mental state right now post your mood with a song or two if you'd like 
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« on: May 18, 2015, 02:22:18 PM »
loosen my lips, faith and desire and the swing of your hips. just pull me down hard, and drown me in looove
im in love brahs kill me now before it takes over
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« on: May 17, 2015, 05:52:59 PM »
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« on: May 15, 2015, 05:48:00 PM »
So my sister (17) is having friends over and my mom kicked me out for the time being (probably so I won't have sex with her friends smh) coincidentally right when I was about to cook. Most fast food places don't accommodate low carb diets so I hit up my local gas station and picked up
Almond butter packets
Bacon jerky
Cheese
Peanuts
So now I'm sitting at a park feasting on my gas station foods. Pretty good imo
So yeah, what are your fav gas station foods?
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« on: May 15, 2015, 02:40:31 PM »
Just bought a cheap $100 electronic piano and I'm going to spend the next week diligently learning how to play some songs on it. It's my favorite instrument, I can already play most of Für Elise with my right hand but it's hard to sync with the left keys  Do you play any instruments? Also any piano tips for a beginner would be appreciated
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« on: May 14, 2015, 10:05:29 PM »
BRB perfect height BRB muscles BRB great hairline BRB specimen pic related: its me being a fucking wolf(my spirit animal) getting ready to squat over 3hunnid pounds 
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« on: May 13, 2015, 03:45:44 PM »
 wowincredible the power of my game
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« on: May 12, 2015, 12:42:14 PM »
 feeling fresh as fuk, u know what this fresh outfit means? means I will be picking up a uni sloot today to smash Post your fashion, try n get at me homojoes
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« on: May 11, 2015, 09:45:40 PM »
Of my sexy arm  I've been getting some publicity lately so this is sort of like a press conference for me to clear things up. I'm rocking a 7 inch length with a 5.5 inch girth (srs) u can request pics if you'd like I've sent many dick pics before How big is yours?(ladies need not reply)
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« on: May 09, 2015, 02:41:10 PM »
Taha sike Some pics of my ongoing cut x some updates Stats are 6'1" 180lbs. I'd say around low 11 mid 10% bodyfat. I have about 5 more pounds to get to 8% so in about a month I will be a fully diced outta my mind sickening disgusting freak A bit disappointed with my abs. I will need to get to 8% to get them to really pop. I have done maybe 25 situps in the last year so I guess I had it coming. Need to work on delts and chest harder but besides that I think I'm looking geewwd. Criticisms and comments are welcome thx   unflexed back  flexed back
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