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The Flood / Do you like Phil Collins?
« on: September 07, 2015, 09:10:24 PM »
I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist.

This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

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The Flood / I haven't been sober in over 30 hours
« on: September 06, 2015, 03:27:43 PM »
RIP @ my gains

SMH @ my crippling drug addiction

LOL @ this girls toilet I destroyed

PIC of my current bloated form: in 3days I'll bounce back


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The Flood / Damn brizzys
« on: September 06, 2015, 05:06:35 AM »
Smh i messed up so angry at myself smh

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The Flood / Fruit Loops, the greatest cereal? Just had 6 bowls
« on: September 03, 2015, 05:01:11 PM »
Pic related: Bowl #6

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The Flood / Why do all these girls with boyfriends want jove burkey?
« on: September 02, 2015, 10:22:58 PM »
Srs smh it's terrible that all these women can't take their eyes off me while they're with their boyfriends and they message me while having a picture of their boyfriend as their backgrounds

Brb becoming a bull for cucks

Not srs

Semi srs

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The Flood / Would you go with me
« on: September 01, 2015, 12:06:24 AM »
If we rolled down streets of fire

Would you hold on to me tighter

As the summer sun got higher

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The Flood / NSFW Merlin Teddies?
« on: August 29, 2015, 11:23:54 PM »


Sick nips bro

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The Flood / When I die fuck it I wanna go to hell
« on: August 29, 2015, 09:16:16 PM »
Cause i'm a piece of shit it ain't hard to fuckin tell

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The Flood / Give me a reason to stay
« on: August 26, 2015, 06:35:18 PM »
I wanna be your lover, baby but you can't behave

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The Flood / Is Jive Turkey even human?
« on: August 23, 2015, 05:43:44 PM »
Part man part monster?  ???


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The Flood / I'm so hungry
« on: August 22, 2015, 01:29:23 AM »
Today i've had
1 banana
4 eggs
bowl of oats
bagel
protein shake
1lb of ground beef formed into hamburgers
Buns
cheese
veggies
1/3lb of ground beef for more hamburger
more buns
more cheese
2 bowls of frosted flakes

And i'm STILL hUNGRY  >:(

Inb4 memes

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The Flood / The girl of your dreams for me is prolly not a challenge
« on: August 19, 2015, 05:50:15 PM »
there's not much to say fam

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The Flood / Smh brahs
« on: August 17, 2015, 06:30:11 PM »
I goofd hard.

 whatever you're feeling down about take solace in the fact that you didn't goof as hard as jive turkey

I'm not answering any questions btw, you don't even need to post

Fingers crossed :D :D

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The Flood / Ohh emm geee
« on: August 06, 2015, 04:12:47 PM »
Nervous as fuck

Lots of money on the line

Time is of the essence

Fuark   :-[ :-[

RIP jive

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The Flood / What would happen if Verbatim took psychedelics?
« on: July 31, 2015, 03:45:42 AM »
*****not a callout thread*****

He's a very intelligent dude but I think so much of his knowledge is just pent up in his head, like boiling water with no release. Psychedelics have the tendency to release your thoughts and make you perceive them in ways you never have before.  What if he just went balls deep on like 4g of shrooms in some random forest
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lol


and it changed his entire life that'd be crazy

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The Flood / Had a dream that I died(very intense)
« on: July 26, 2015, 05:31:18 AM »
Sup guys, last night I had probably the most powerful dream i've ever had and i would like your take on it:

I was at my college for an orientation, it was midday, pretty sunny, except instead of college kids, every single person ive ever met was there. It ranged from seeing kids 10-11 years younger than me that i knew from middle school to girls ive met at parties to kids from other states i have raced against years ago in my runnjng days.

After getting all my classes i go with my mom in my car(shes driving) to visit an old family friend. Were driving alongisde a forresty mountainside highway when suddeythe road gets incredibly narrow and we end up falling off the cliff.

I was panicking pretty bad, trying to grab on to something and pull the entire car up but i knew it was useless. As i fell i was thinking how this couldn't be happening to me, i can't die, this only happens to other people. I was just going to be another tragic news story that night. I remember thinking about how all my dreams and aspirations were going to disappear in moments and that there was nothing i could do about it.

The dream was probably the most vivid dream i have ever had in my life(and i dream A LOT). I woke up as a died, and my heart was racing pretty fast. I had to go splash water in my face and i was out of it for an hour or so lol

I understand there isn't much you guys can tell me but just writing it out feels pretty good, thx :)

For discussion value, what's the craziest/most impactful dream you've ever had?

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The Flood / I need to get internet famous
« on: July 23, 2015, 12:27:25 AM »
Plz help

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The Flood / Why do you guys think I'm dumb?
« on: July 13, 2015, 09:39:10 PM »
Srs I'm intelligent irl. I really don't ever make serious posts on here but some of you guys tend to think all I do is lift and have sex

For some reason the fact that I party/do drugs/lift weights/am sexy as fuck/ gives people the idea that I'm a dense meathead, but that's simply not the case. I read lots of books, have near perfect grades, play instruments, and I'm an extremely quick learner  :D Most people rationalize that a muscular fit guy HAS to be dumb to fit their paradigm and to feel better about themselves. Lame af

I'm off to pick things up and put them down. When I come back i'll read and reply hehe

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Took one bite and before I knew it I was swallowing pizza slices whole and then to quench my sweet tooth I killed a dreyers chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream tub  :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[




BRB commiting seppuku


In rememberance of the abs I used to have  :-X

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The Flood / Wow
« on: July 08, 2015, 02:07:26 AM »
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Tfw heartbroken  :'( :'( :'(

I know I'll get over it soon but the initial feeling is always really lame, wanted to post cause it makes me feel better.

Will rate the rest of you devils tomorrow  ;)

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The Flood / Are you ugly? I'll rate you
« on: July 06, 2015, 08:31:19 PM »
Elegiacs post got me thinking, who here is actually ugly

Post a pic and I will rate you /10. I will be using a modified scale so it's a little easier to reach 10

Do not post if you're not wanting your feelings hurt btw  ::)

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The Flood / What's your impact?
« on: July 05, 2015, 04:30:42 PM »
That other thread got me thinking. What value do you offer the world?

I'm a pretty good brother/son/friens so i guess that impacts people. On the value side of things I help people at the gym with exercising and diet related goals, along with online advice related to that stuff on ither sites. Not much when i really think about it, but that will change

What about you?

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The Flood / oh my goodness i'm so FRUSTRATED
« on: July 05, 2015, 03:58:35 PM »
I woke up from a nap and i have the strongest urge to MAKE MONEY. i feel like i haven't came(cum) in a year and just have so much bottled up energy but to get money  >:( >:( >:(

It's almost like i have a mild anxiety right now because of how bad i want to do something to make money, i can't sit still wtf is wrong with me and how can i make money RIGHT NOW

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The Flood / Going through an old facebook
« on: July 05, 2015, 04:24:33 AM »
WOAH so much nostalgia. Looking at all my posts and pics from 2011-2012 I'm cringing and smiling so hard at the same time. Stuff people posted on my wall brings back a ton of memories

Also somehow it seems I was more social back then wtf

Might post some very rare pictures of young Jive Turkey sometime soon too stay tuned

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The Flood / Women enjoy cat calling if you're attractive
« on: July 02, 2015, 02:40:17 PM »
BRB this guy cat calls a girl



*girls all giggle and smile*

BRB this guy cat calls in the exact same way



"Omg ew what a creep"

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The Flood / I had a vision
« on: July 02, 2015, 03:22:45 AM »
The setting is a large public airport

People are frantically trying to catch their flights. Too busy for anything.

There is an untouched piano in the center.

I walk in wearing nothing but white shoes, underwear, and a ski mask.

By this time my body resembles that of a Greek statue
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I sit at the piano while people uncomfortably stare at me thinking to themselves, "Who is this strange man? Why is he wearing no clothing and a mask? why am I so turned on by him?"

Then I will play the third movement from Mozarts piano sonata no.11

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People will stare in awe and disbelief, filming the moment to share with friends and family. I have captured their  attention. Distracting them, even if only for a moment, from the troubles of life. Then as quickly as I appeared I will rise up and sprint out of the airport and into the car of my friend who is waiting for me in the parking lot, never to be seen by those people again.


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The Flood / Who are your role models/idols and why?
« on: June 30, 2015, 11:52:13 PM »
LMAO @ your life if you don't have any role models, fuckudoin??

I have a lot but these are the top dudes

Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Probably the most alpha man living today. Came to the U.S from a war torn country by becoming a champion in one of the most obscure sports of the time, become the top guy in the sport and held his title for 6 years, became a millionaire by starting his own mailing business alongside a real estate one, defied the odds and became one of the top action stars of the time, then married into a powerful political family and became governor of California. His mindset and work ethic is unrivaled, he has motivated millions and can do anything he sets his mind to. Legendary

Benjamin Franklin
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Ran away from home as a teen, started his own printing business and made many influential friends, becoming a powerful force in Philadelphia. He became a popular diplomat and created many inventions, also contributing to studies that influenced many scientific movement. This was a man who knew how to get what he wanted. Very intelligent, he knew how to influence people and make use of every second of his time. Very inspirational dude

Muhammad Ali
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"I am the greatest. I said that even before I knew I was"
Legendary boxer. Incredible work ethic, I love Muhammad Ali because he was so cocky. He had the mindset of a winner, he had already won in his head before he stepped into the ring.

All of these men have traits I emulate.  one day i will be as great as them  :D :D

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The Flood / Your daily routine
« on: June 30, 2015, 01:26:16 AM »
How does it go? I started writing thoughts in a notebook and on page 1 I'm writing my daily routine!(more or less)

8:00-Wake up and walk 2 miles around neighborhood, listen to lectures
8:30-Shower and get dressed
9:00-Read/browse internet/drink tea
10:00-drive to school
10:30———-->2:00-School
2:30-cook and eat
3:30-take a nap
4-Eat again
4:30-Tan/stretch/play with dogs/swim
5:30-Do homework
6:30-make money
7:30-Get read for gym
8———>9:30-gym
10-Eat/shower
10:30——--2-Hang out with people/browse internet/sex/drugs/adventures

Probably will not stick to this nearly as strict but typing it helps reinforce it  :D

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The Flood / Hey let's play chess GTFIH
« on: June 28, 2015, 12:17:37 AM »
made a thread a few days ago about how i just learned to play and wanted to test myself against you guys but all people did was make fun of me  :'( :'( :'(

Tell me if you want to play and i'll give you the link

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The Flood / Who wants to play chess?
« on: June 25, 2015, 01:37:27 AM »
Reply if you do and i'll give you the link

Learned how to play recently, want to start playing against people.  :D

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