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« on: November 24, 2015, 12:42:58 AM »
Srs, she took it through the mirror and i caught a glance. It was on snapchat to someone, idk who Smh what ever happened to privacy Also bonus pic of my arm looking kinda joocy :] 
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« on: November 23, 2015, 12:11:56 AM »
OMG So this semester I was in way over my head and took on too many units. Some irl complications made it even harder Anyways, tomorrow is a major math test that I had no chance of passing. I've been studying my ass off but there is too much material for me to learn by then (I'll admit I had been extremely lazy in this class and hadn't kept up  ) I was destined to fail this test and end up with a D in the class. Was stressing hardcore BUT I just found out you can drop classes late in the semester and it gives you a "W" which doesn't hurt my gpa. So I went online to see the deadline only to find that the last day to drop was Friday  BUT in tiny letters a few paragraphs below it tells me I can drop online through the school portal all the way up until the 22nd(Aka i only had 2 hours left) MFW 
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« on: November 22, 2015, 03:54:05 AM »
estro is through the roof
think i'm growing breasts
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« on: November 21, 2015, 12:52:28 AM »
Cause you don't think i know what you've done
But when you call me baby
I know i'm not the only one.
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« on: November 19, 2015, 02:08:00 AM »
So damn good  I've had an entire can (300 calories 80g carbs) every single day for the last week and a half except on Monday cause I ran out. Bought some more today and just went through 2 cans in a sitting which is 600 calories(aka a fucking lot of calories for fruit). I spend all day waiting till the moment I get home so I can rip off the lid of the can to drink down the sweet nectar I don't even wanna drink water anymore, just 100% pineapple juice
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« on: November 18, 2015, 04:18:29 PM »
She say she wanna be a dentist really baaaaaaad
She in school payin for tuition doin porn in the vaaaalllleeyy
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« on: November 16, 2015, 06:20:24 PM »
i'm with some white girls and they lovin the coca
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« on: November 12, 2015, 09:19:44 PM »
Ever since I was a youngin' i've been an envious/jealous person. I have no idea WHY i am like that but i hate it so much.
A big example and reocurring theme is when a guy gets a girl that I wanted. Like today, my sexy latina walks in the gym with this white dude player that goes there and always tells me how great I look. He isn't bad looking but seeing her with him made me rage. Ruined my workout
The thing is I can see how silly it is but I can't help the feeling. One of the worst feelings imo
Any advice?
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« on: November 12, 2015, 02:59:32 PM »
I would without hesitation. She's 4'3". I'd be a literal giant to her hnnng like something out of Game of Thrones
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« on: November 11, 2015, 04:00:08 PM »
we're all gonna make it 
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« on: November 09, 2015, 03:55:46 PM »
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« on: November 08, 2015, 08:30:36 PM »
Deep into my bulk. I'm really huge in real life, a day doesn't go by when someone doesn't call me a big guy. But i think I am starting to get too large, to the point where it may become unaesthetic.   I'm at 6'2" and bounce between 206-210lbs which isn't exactly huge, but i'm mostly muscle so it looks a lot larger than normal. My arm is bigger than a handle of bombay  However, it's too early to start cutting. We're barely getting into winter. So should I just keep bulking until february/march? I'll probably end up at a good 225lbs. Also, to do my cut I have been planning to utilize some "extra curriculars" hehe  to bring myself to this level so stay tuned :]
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« on: November 07, 2015, 03:31:10 PM »
fuck
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« on: November 06, 2015, 03:30:17 PM »
Once/if i get them i don't want them anymore
right now i'm in love with a cute shy 18 year old librarian
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« on: November 06, 2015, 12:05:26 AM »
It's a souls companion
You can feel it everywhere
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« on: November 06, 2015, 12:02:05 AM »
But you're scared to open it cuz you can't remember what she looks like and don't really wanna talk to her ever
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« on: November 05, 2015, 12:01:36 AM »
Like I could be having some bad bitch grinding on me with her pussy lips gripping my dick but instead i'm here in a pool of my own sweat fiddling with my 2 inch cock watching some coked out latina getting her already destroyed anus get pounded for the hundreth time
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« on: November 04, 2015, 07:31:22 PM »
So last night I took some zzquil to knock me the fuck out, but then I jacked off and forget I had taken zzquil and took some melatonin cause I've never tried it before wtf, strong retard
So like right when I put my head on my pillow I was in dream land.
In my dream I was at a movie theater and it was the last day of school. I was being loud an obnoxious which was strange for me, and then I decided to leave class(in the movie theater) with my friends and we snuck into my teachers pool. My neighbor caught us and we ran and I ended up at some Code Name Kids Next Door type treehouse and I could jump insanely high, almost flying.
I don't remember how it led to this but I was getting attacked by these big (6'5" 200lb) mexican cholo girls, there were two of them and I couldn't fight for shit lol. Then one of my friends who is huge and has long blonde hair that goes down to his nipples came and started fighting them, but they were too much for him.
So I jumped behind one of them and pinned her to the floor by her head and tried to rip her throat out with my teeth LOL. But at that moment I woke up and all I saw was my arm that I was lying on. In some weird dream state I started biting the shit out of it trying to tear my skin off, then I was like what am I doing, fell asleep, and woke up with a big gash on my arm(it went away).
Hell of a drug
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« on: November 04, 2015, 12:01:37 AM »
I watch zyzz chatroulette videos and take comfort in the fact that 1 day we're all gonna make it  Skip to 2:00 if you wanna see the mirin
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« on: November 03, 2015, 04:05:41 PM »
It's so typical of me to talk about myself, i'm sorry.
I hope you're well
Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened?
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« on: November 03, 2015, 01:39:27 PM »
What do
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« on: November 03, 2015, 12:26:32 PM »
I am the highway
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« on: October 29, 2015, 12:27:22 AM »
I am not a stable person
Just want to be numb don't want to turn to drugs tho
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« on: October 28, 2015, 12:00:08 PM »
I love you i love you i love you i love youuuu!
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« on: October 25, 2015, 01:03:43 AM »
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« on: October 25, 2015, 12:30:15 AM »
Is that immoral?
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« on: October 23, 2015, 07:50:14 PM »
Lately i've been really holding a lot of hate towards people
I just find almost everyone so annoying, to the point where I can't stand being around them or even reading anything they put on social media or whatever. The only people i can stand are my mom, brother, and like 4-8 good friends.
I used to be a social butterfly and but now I just want everyone to leave me alone
Wat do
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« on: October 23, 2015, 12:53:36 AM »
freaky nasty gross grody true freak of nature 
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« on: October 22, 2015, 08:04:40 PM »
Looking for something kinda easy, that I can show of my physique but also not look like a douchebag.
Best idea i have right now is going as Rambo
Tight blank tanktop
Camo Pants
Black combat boots
red headband thingy
facepaint
Straps with fake bullets(idk what they're called)
watergun full of alcohol
Any recommendations?
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« on: October 20, 2015, 04:43:13 PM »
Saw some 8-10 year olds getting dropped off by the bus and run with their oversized backpacks into their homes. Probably going to eat mac and cheese and watch disney channel. Not a care in the world. Truly the best age to be
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