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The Flood / Fucking Chad man
« on: December 14, 2015, 11:39:33 AM »
Taking all of my women smh


On the bright side, I'm competing with Chad now

On the downside, I'm competing with Chad

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The Flood / Holy shit
« on: December 13, 2015, 01:28:47 AM »
My friend just took 10 shots of vodka in a row on his snapchat story wtf

What a moron. Will he be alright?

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Also really wanna eat more cookies but have to be strong

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BRB
5 egg whites 1 whole egg
Pineapples
oatmeal

BRB
Greek yogurt w honey
Turkey and cheese sandwhich with kale on wheat bread

Brb Steak and brocolli

BRB binge on 12 chocolate covered peanut butter cookies that were pretty soft

fml gonna go make myself throw up now

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The Flood / My eyes are turning green? Wtf
« on: December 10, 2015, 05:35:35 PM »
So i've had brown eyes(honey colored) my entire life. A few weeks ago i was asked if i was wearing contacts and i was like no, why? And i was told my eyes looked green, so i looked in the car mirror and the entire bottom portion of both of my eyes were green

Like this but more 50/50



Not that i'm complaining but is it normal for eyes to change colors?

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The Flood / this girl used to do this thing with my hands
« on: December 10, 2015, 04:50:19 PM »
where she'd glide her fingertips over my palm and stop where my fingers start for like 15 minutes straight

hnnng feeling, top 10 feelings

NEeed that again it's not the same when i do it to myself smh

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The Flood / YOU DON'T WANT NO BEEF, BOY
« on: December 09, 2015, 10:25:57 PM »
KNOW I RUN THE STREETS, BOY

BETTER FOLLOW ME TOWARDS

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The Flood / I have a $15 Chipotle giftcard but live in California
« on: December 09, 2015, 12:58:31 PM »
Should i risk E. coli and possible norovirus before chipotle closes for good? Or should i just buy some egg whites from the market

Plz respond

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The Flood / This guy wants to sponsor me
« on: December 09, 2015, 12:44:10 AM »
At the gym there's this older fella who is a rep for a big supplement company. He wants me to be one of his athletes and basically be in pictures where I wear the company shirt, drink and pose with the protein, or promote other company items

I'd get free shirts, protein, supplements and publicity lol

Pretty sick fellas. Not gonna do it yet because believe it or not i'm kinda self concious about my physique, i don't look nearly as good as some of the other guys that are sponsored, but i know i have potential hehe okay bye

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The Flood / Also i got kinda fat, rate my back (time 2 shred)
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:12:52 PM »
6-8 weeks and i'll be diced fellas


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The Flood / In love with library girl smh
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:08:58 PM »
Just smh

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The Flood / Went a whole 24 hours without cumming
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:50:45 AM »
New record srs haha sick


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The Flood / Think I didn't cook my chicken throroughly fml
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:25:56 AM »
fml

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The Flood / Eating some chicken and broccoli, watching anime
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:21:38 AM »
No worries, gettin' shredded

Daydreaming about a girl I used to know

Das it mane

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The Flood / Very unhappy with life rn
« on: December 06, 2015, 04:18:09 PM »
Been feeling so lazy

No job=no money
can't bring myself to want a job though i hate the idea

Feel like being extremely reckless

Want to start tons of steroids

Haven't talked to people irl in nearly 2 days

Feel like a piece of shit, also i can't even bring myself to clean my room, i've just been laying in my bed refreshing the same 3 websites for 3-4 hours smh

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The Flood / Looking for a good movie or ANIME to watch please respond
« on: December 05, 2015, 11:53:19 PM »
Hey guys I have two options and would like recommendations

I want to watch a top 10/10 movie. One of those movies that everyone says is a must watch ya know? Something like Good Will Hunting, The Shawshank Redemption, or Captain America Winter Soldier. Movies that have good twists or mindfucks are cool too. Also if they are relatively new that is a bonus.


OR if someone would recommend me a cool anime I could watch and get into pretty quick. The only anime I've ever watched is DBZ, Yu Yu Hakusho, and a tiny bit of Inuyasha when I was younger. Anything similar to the first two would be cool, a friend recommend I watch Bleach, any good?

Thanks fellas


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The Flood / Jesus Condom
« on: December 05, 2015, 08:42:50 PM »
Is this the same guy?





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The Flood / What is the perfect weather?
« on: December 04, 2015, 02:56:04 PM »
My perfect weather is:

Bright and Sunny

65-75 degrees fahrenheit

Slight breeze

Bonus if it rained the night before

Hnnng. This weather bumps my mood up without fail

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The Flood / Worked out with my ex love for a bit while her bf watched
« on: December 04, 2015, 01:03:52 AM »
blasted carry on my wayward son in my ears the entire time

she wanted to talk but I wasn't having it

did some heavyass weights thanks to the power of ex-love 

 

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The Flood / What do you think you're known for on sep7agon?
« on: December 02, 2015, 02:27:45 PM »
Interested to see what you guys think you're known for


I think i'm known as the bodybuilding fella or the fella with small dick

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The Flood / The perfect male physique
« on: December 02, 2015, 01:30:40 PM »
prime pussy on tap whenever you want

still big enough to look huge at the gym for the fellas


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The Flood / Game has been changed
« on: December 01, 2015, 11:57:15 PM »
I'll make it to the moon if I have to crawl

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The Flood / You're such a fucking whore
« on: December 01, 2015, 11:05:10 PM »
Can't believe i ever fell for you

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The Flood / TFW im in love with two girls at the same time
« on: December 01, 2015, 02:11:26 PM »

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that we allmoooost haaadddd

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The Flood / Lowkey we're in love but we're both too stubborn to admit it
« on: November 30, 2015, 10:19:42 PM »
I see you staring at me at the gym, sneaking a glance every chance you get

I know you love when we make eye contact and I roll my eyes in a cheeky way and you bust up laughing

You leave your boy mid workout to sit with me on the bench and ask to listen to my music, knowing my earbud is sweat but you don't care

Why can't we just admit our love smh we're too stubborn because we're so similar

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Hey fellas so my first girlfriend was when I was a sophomore in highschool. She was pretty cute, fit, and very sweet. I honestly fell in love with her srs

We broke up because she ended up with some Chad 19 year old football player. Broke my heart it really did. I went complete no contact, not replying to a single text or call or anything.

Well she just dropped a huge message to me about how she is still in love with me, and all this other super cheesey stuff that I really think is actually genuine. Over the years she has constantly tried to get closure with me, everytime I never even budged cause i'm kinda childish and also that's the point of no contact.

How do I reply to her? I'm not going to get back together with her obviously but I still do care about her a lot cause she was my first mannn. I really have no idea how i should reply

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The Flood / Don't worry, even if things end up a bit too heavy
« on: November 25, 2015, 11:48:40 PM »
We'll all float on alright  :)

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The Flood / how do I get a girlfriend
« on: November 25, 2015, 01:13:42 PM »
need a girlfriend this winter

i forgot how to get one though it's been a while. i'm used to short no string attatched flings

wat do. Best place to meet gf material girls? I was thinking barnes n noble bookstore

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The Flood / Should I get my ears pierced?
« on: November 24, 2015, 11:46:20 PM »
Trying to go for a new look cuz bored

Also i'm getting a hairstyle similar to this




And leaning out a good bit so i'll have a tight fit fitness model look instead of being bulkier

Plz comment opinions

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