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The Flood / I am a female trapped in a mans body
« on: January 28, 2016, 09:01:23 PM »
It all makes sense now. The reason I try so hard to be masculine and have sex with many beautiful women is because I was in denial about my true self. Feels good to let it out

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The Flood / Want to find a sugar momma. Cougar hunters GTFIH
« on: January 28, 2016, 03:12:37 PM »
So for my lunch break I go to a grocery store down street from my college to pick up my lunch of cottage cheese and egg whites. This particular store is in a wealthy area and there are TONS of beautiful older women shopping here all the time.

 I've noticed recently that they've been eyeing me rather aggressively, especially when I dress nice like today. Itd be sick to have a sexy 40 year old blonde lady that I have sex with and buys me tons of steroids. I'm intimidated as fuck by older women though srs and have no idea how to approach them or what to talk about.

What do? Will update my journey occasionally or when I make breakthroughs

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http://sep7agon.net/the-flood/my-former-love-wants-me-but-it's-too-late-cause-i'm-in-love-with-another/

^new love

Was given a presentation about some program that helps less fortunate ect needs volunteers

only person in the entire class to go and sign up was this new girl I'm into(god bless her soul)

without thinking I sign up too

smh

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The Flood / Post a pic of what you wore today
« on: January 25, 2016, 07:15:21 PM »
What did you wear today? This was my outfit for school. Trying to be as swag a possible. Shoes are Nike Roshes



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fuck your official picture thread

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former love that i make threads bout sometime wants me bad

always contacting me, tons of flirtation ect

i even got her to switch her entire schedule so she'd have classes with me and she did it

but now talking to her i feel absolutely nothing. so weird

i'm in love with this older girl now. absolutely beautiful to me, dirty blonde, humble. she dresses in oversized hoodies, capri pants and old school worn out vans. she has a hippy look to her. think she's 21 though but that hasn't stopped me before

she's incredibly smart too, way smarter than i could imagine being and a hard worker. i'm in love fellas

also those pills make me sweat like a motherfucker smh

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The Flood / Don't know if I should take these pills
« on: January 20, 2016, 12:43:56 PM »
Got some pills that will make me absolutely shredded if they are what the guy said they are, but will have bad sides if they're not. Kinda scared to take them but also excited if they are legit

(Not steroids btw those are injections)

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The Flood / Green Smoothie
« on: January 18, 2016, 02:05:40 PM »
Hey fellas Jive Turkey here. Gonna make a green smoothie to cleanse my body and give me proper energy to tackle the day(and also to reduce bloat cause tomorrow is school)

Smoothie will contain:

Lots of spinach
Handful of kale leaves
A banana
Pineapple and pineapple juice
Celery
A bit of garlic clove(joe rogan style)
A few tablespoons of flax seed(for cleansing)
Ice

Will let you guys know how it goes

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The Flood / Going toe to toe with Chad for the love of my life
« on: January 15, 2016, 12:26:23 AM »
Shiiiiiieet nigga nobody ever prepared me for this 😳😳😳😳 :-[ :-[😭😭😭😭😀😀

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The Flood / Think I got scammed out of $320
« on: January 14, 2016, 05:55:51 AM »
But it's all good, life goes on  :)

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The Flood / What is the greatest cereal of all time?
« on: January 13, 2016, 12:59:23 AM »
It depends what mood I'm in but top 3 are







I usually need to stop myself from finishing a box in one sitting because cereal really doesn't fill me up at all and I like making the milk sweet. What are your favorites?

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The Flood / Had the craziest day of my life today on LSD
« on: January 09, 2016, 09:33:10 PM »
Holy fuck words cannot even explain what I've been through today. First time doing acid

I'm still tripping hard too only like 5 hours into what I was told would be a 10-12 hour trip.

Need to put my thoughts somewhere

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The Flood / Where is Sandtrap?
« on: January 04, 2016, 03:15:10 PM »
 ??? ??? ??? ???

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The Flood / Gonna drink a bottle of carrot juice everyday for a week
« on: January 03, 2016, 08:30:03 PM »
This kind



Ingredients: Carrots


About a quarter gallon per bottle. Starting school again next week so I wanna freshen myself up. Need a tan but there's no sun and it's too cold  ???

Carrots are the best thing I've ever done for my skin srs. I was glowing when I ate a lot of them. Also bought some whitening strips for some shine

brb me in one week


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The Flood / Is it real now, when two people become one
« on: January 03, 2016, 03:45:45 PM »
I can feel it, when two people become one


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The Flood / Reading more than 1 book at a time
« on: January 03, 2016, 02:04:13 AM »
Hello I am trying to cultivate knowledge and have purchased some very good books recently. However I have a habit of reading chunks of books and then hopping back and forth between different ones.

Is this bad? I would think it would mess up my focus on the material but sometimes it helps me draw parallels between them and the stuff I'm trying to learn(many of them are in a similar subject). 

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The Flood / I believe in taking care of myself
« on: January 02, 2016, 02:13:27 AM »
And a balanced diet, and a rigorous exercise routine

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The Flood / Because inmates get lonely too. Meet-an-inmate.com
« on: December 30, 2015, 06:22:17 PM »
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/

They're not all terrible looking either

Kera

Spoiler




Hi, my name is Kera. I'm a 35 year old petite, Caucasian female with long dark hair and green yes. I'm 5'2" and I have an hourglass figure with curves in all the right places.

I'm seeking to make new friendships and meet new and interesting people. Some of my interests include chess, reading, horseback riding, hiking, traveling, running, and all things high tech. I'm also an animal lover.

Release Date: 3-12-2022



Maeghan

Spoiler



I'm looking for someone I connect with and someone who's willing to help me get through the rest of my time easy as possible. I'm a kind hearted loyal person who loves to have a good time. I need someone in y life who has a good head on their shoulders and wants to do good in their life. I'm looking to only move forward with my life and not let this place define who I am.

Release Date: 12-21-2020

 In for second degree murder smh

Some of these I feel really bad for. In there for decades, just looking for someone to talk to. There's also a section for men 4 some of you fellas

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The Flood / Haven't left my house in 4 days
« on: December 23, 2015, 12:38:47 AM »
Only leave my room to eat and use the restroom

Haven't responded to any of my friends in 4 days

My laptop died earlier and I just stared at the wall for who knows how many hours

Have a bad feeling it's only gonna get worse, fam  :-[

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The Flood / Don't call me daughter, not fit to be
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:46:10 AM »
the picture kept will remiiiinnnd meee

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The Flood / Think I have a hernia
« on: December 20, 2015, 01:57:58 PM »
The other day at the gym there was this girl who was a legit fitness model 10/10. Being stupid I wanted to do heavier weight to impress her and I ended up deadlifting 500lbs which I've never done before.

Almost positive I gave myself a hernia though because there's a tiny bulge in my groin/inguinal area that is sensitive.

Haven't lifted in a week, cut is going good though lost 6 pounds and look like a string bean

Spoiler

Anyone have experiences with hernias? So fucking mad right now. I'll be out for 4-6 weeks if i get the surgery to fix it

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The Flood / Damn I really messed up
« on: December 17, 2015, 03:43:28 PM »
fml

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The Flood / Feeling down
« on: December 16, 2015, 09:03:55 PM »
listening to edgy music unironically

:(

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The Flood / Do you have facial hair?
« on: December 16, 2015, 04:45:54 PM »
I can't grow facial hair for shit. I think it'll come in later thoughbecause my uncle had no facial hair until 25, and now he has an extremely/full thick beard.

What about you? Pics are encouraged

Also any way to grow facial hair faster?

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The Flood / Do you ever have a dream about someone you know
« on: December 16, 2015, 01:33:22 PM »
And then when you wake up you look at them differently in real life?

Last night I had a dream where I hungout with this girl I barely know and now I want to call her up or something smh

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The Flood / Who would win in a fight, Decimator Omega or Roman Gladiator?
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:30:44 PM »
I think Roman would absolutely wreck Deci to be honest. What about you?

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The Flood / But this pimp is at the top of Mt. Olympus
« on: December 15, 2015, 07:50:13 PM »
Ready for the world games this is my Olympics



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feels too invasive

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The Flood / Could not imagine living anywhere other than California
« on: December 15, 2015, 01:38:24 AM »
What the fuck it blows my mind how amazing California is. ANything you can imagine is just a few hours drive away

BRB Hollywood
BRB San Fran
BRB beautiful beaches and gorgeous coastline
BRB Yosemite, you can live in a cabin in the wilderness if you want
BRB great weather
BRB snow
BRB can drive down to mexico for illegal things
BRB never living anywhere else in my life

inb4 water ect

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