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The Flood / Damn dawg, I'm hungry
« on: February 23, 2016, 11:53:00 PM »
Trynna get shredded 4 dis festival coming up

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The Flood / Thunder only happens when it's rainiiiinn
« on: February 22, 2016, 11:33:19 PM »
Players only love you when they're plaaayinnn

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And I'm shredding off bodyfat like crazy. I won't get into specifics about calories or anything but My bodies starting to look like a fucking fitness model, I'm getting deep definition in my shoulders and triceps. Abs are coming out, prime slayer physique soon.

HOWEVER over the last few days(5-6) the low fat has taken its toll on me. I'm talking low fat like 10g of fat per day which is crazy low, that's like an egg and a cookie worth of fat.

My sex drive is non existent. I haven't had a boner unless I purposely try to get one. I tried to watch porn to see if it did anything an it honestly just made me uncomfortable seeing sex srs. Also when I would be at parties I would see girls that are attractive in tight dresses ect but feel nothing, it's such a strange fucking feeling not wanting to ravage them.

Is this what being asexual feels like? In a way I kinda like it because I'm not as focused on sex as I usually am, but I'm definitely gonna bump up fats so I can get horny again cause I miss it lol.

/blog

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The Flood / Gonna take a dream stack for crazy dreams 2night
« on: February 21, 2016, 11:37:41 PM »
My dreams are usually pretty crazy and vivid but tonight I'm gonna take it next level cause why not

Going to take:

30mg(mg?) of Nyquil
5mg of Melatonin
25mg Zinc Picolinate
Magnesium(forgot how much is in the pill)
50mg B6

Fuuuuark boutta have crazy inception type dreams

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The Flood / Being broke sucks
« on: February 21, 2016, 06:24:59 AM »
My parents have recently decided to force Me to get a job by cutting me off of any type of allowance except for gas and phone

So now I am a very broke migga. Had to scavenge $8 so I could afford Denny's with friends tonight smh

gonna get a job asap. My friend a girlfriend can get me one that pays 12.50 an hour but it's in a ghetto area and I don't wanna deal with that. Gonna see if someone can hook it up at Costco (15/hour)

So for discussion value: where do you work and do you like it?

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Preferably Supernatural season 11

I missed like the last 5 episodes and the AMC or whatever channel website it's usually on sucks because of the buffering/ommercials/quality

Thanks 😄😄

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Feelin cooooo

Almost in like a meditative state

Wish I could write as beautifully as this man

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The Flood / In a bad mood for no good reason
« on: February 19, 2016, 12:01:35 AM »
Sometime I randomly get in moods where I am easily annoyed and angry, and I can tell I'm being unreasonable because I get bitter towards EVERYTHING

What do you usually do when you're in a bad mood?

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The Flood / These two girls want me and Chad to bang them in a 4some(SRS)
« on: February 17, 2016, 06:23:09 PM »
These 2 girls Chad and I met at a party last week have been calling him to bring me and myself to their house to drink ect

Chad already fucked 1 of them and she told him her friend thought I was super hot and they want us both to bang them

I'm nervous af cause Chad is definitely going to outperform me. Contrary to belief my dick is 7 inches long and pretty girthy, but I've only had sex with like 12 girls and Chad over 100(srs). I'm going to be emasculated smh

Any advice? I'm being completely serious here too lol

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The Flood / I got my life, and it's my only one
« on: February 11, 2016, 11:35:41 PM »
I got the night, I'm running from the sun

So goodnight, I'm headed out the doooooooor

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For a few days, so that when you re introduce it the rush of dopamine is way more intense. I think it's called ascetism or something similar

The nofap thread got me thinking, when I masturbate every day it isn't anything special after a bit, but taking a week long break from it and then doing it makes that last one 10x better than any before it

Also with dieting, when I eat extremely strict everyday, a cheat meal like some ice cream or a chocolate bar tastes absolutely magical, best taste of my life

I also have done this once or twice with MUSIC. I wouldn't listen to any music in the car/at the gym/laying in bed at all for a few days(harder than you think) and then one day when I'd be in a great mood I play some of my favorite songs and I'm in ecstasy because of how beautiful it sounds.

Anyone else do this with things? It's pretty weird now that I type it out lol

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The Flood / Absolutely disgusted with how quick women are to hook up SRS
« on: February 09, 2016, 07:48:51 PM »
Lately I've been bothered by how all of these women give up sex so fast, it's honestly almost making me mad how easy social media ect has made hook up culture and taking away all of the innocent good girls

Apps like:
Tinder
Twitter
Instagram
Snapchat

Make it so easy for women to have access to dick or attention really anytime they want. I hate hearing stories about how easy a girl was or who she hooked up with at a party ect, and my own experience has jaded my view of them too. It's so hard to find a girl that hasn't hooked up with tons of fellas.

I've been talking to a girl getting to know her ect and today my friend saw me with her and told me how she hooked up with one of his friends a few months back, and how easy it would be for me to fuck her. Hearing that completely disgusted me and I deleted her number without a second thought.

Just want a pure innocent girl that doesn't sleep around ;_;

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The Flood / MARIA, YOU'VE GOT TO SEE HER
« on: February 08, 2016, 01:22:02 PM »
GO INSANE AND OUT OF YOUR MIND

LATINA, AVE MARIA

A MILLION AND ONE CANDLE LIGHTS

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The Flood / I'm starting nofap again
« on: February 07, 2016, 08:26:52 PM »
Jerked off today at 6:00 PM 24 minutes ago, so starting right after that

I think I'm addicted to porn smh

My mission is to go an entire week without porn/masturbation. I will post next week when I succeed. However if I fail anytime during this week I will update the thread and then have someone ban me for a week

okay go

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The Flood / Women with big jaws are LIFE
« on: February 07, 2016, 03:00:07 PM »
Just recently started realizing my attraction to women with big well developed and defined jaws. I think it's my primal instincts that seek out this trait, so that I can have slayer robust alpha chad sons that will pass on my lineage.

inb4 some goofy fella says something about it being masculine or looking like a man ect
inb4 people post pics of huge deformed jaws ect

Spoiler





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The Flood / why the fuck does my face get so red when drunk
« on: February 06, 2016, 01:37:30 AM »
Girl tells me: you look flushed

I say: cause I'm shy

I look like a tomato nigga

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The Flood / Never understood people who don't chase what they want
« on: February 05, 2016, 03:28:57 PM »
Blows my mind how many people live out their entire lives saying how they've always wanted to do this or that but never actually do. I find it really sad

In my mind if I REALLY want it bad enough I can have anything in the world (inb4 not a big dick ect ect) 

Yes I know circumstances can determine how easily something can be achieved but it should never stop you from trying.

Dunno if I' m going to get stupid comments about children in Africa or the Middle East and how they just don't want it bad enough blah blah blah but the thing is it isn't directed at them, it's directed at you guys in first world countries.

The thing is most of you are too lazy to actually do anything about it and gave up on life already SMH

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The Flood / I keep typing out threads then deleting them
« on: February 05, 2016, 11:49:05 AM »
This is my fourth time in the create thread area in the last 10 minutes

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The Flood / I could shatter the jaw of everyone here boi
« on: February 04, 2016, 01:52:51 PM »
Shatter that jaw then make you suck this cute little cock

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I'm doing both right now

We're finally getting more sun in California  :D :D next week is supposed to be sunny in the low 60s.

Finally. Fuck Winter

What's the weather currently like where you live?

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The Flood / This is what happens when you don't have a girlfriend
« on: February 02, 2016, 11:47:43 PM »



Too bad bout the lil dick tho smh

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The Flood / Who on here is NOT suicidal and or depressed?
« on: February 01, 2016, 11:02:53 PM »
? :-[ ??? ?

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The Flood / I really believe I can't get addicted to anything
« on: February 01, 2016, 12:07:12 PM »
The adderall thread got me thinking, I truly believe my genetics prevent me from becoming addicted to substances.

While I've never tried extremely hard drugs like meth or heroin, I've used things people are commonly addicted to like coke/caffeine/alcohol/tobacco and never had any problem not doing it again. I don't get an urge to do it again and seek it out like other people do. If the opportunity presents itself its easy for me to choose whether or not to do it.

I've abused the fuck out of caffeine before and stopped cold turkey with extreme ease and no withdrawal, while other people who took way less than me can hardly function.

Due to my experiences it's hard NOT to see people who become addicted to drugs as weak srs. In my mind it's so easy to just quit. I've been reading that some people have a genetic predisposition (is that the right word? Lol) to become addicted easily, while others don't. Also none of my parents or grandparents have ever been addicted to any kind of substance. Neat huh

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Is that I don't live on my own and go to school at a big University

Right now I'm living with my parents and go to school at the state college in our same town. It's cool to have everything paid for and the comfortable living environment that I'm so used to, also get to spend time with my family and majority of my closest riends are here too, but I want so much more man.

 I want the entire college experience. I want to live in the dorms. Have to do all of my own shopping/cooking/cleaning/bill paying/responsibilities ect. I want to be surrounded by young adults my age going through similar struggles. I want the freedom that comes with living on your own, and the fun environment that big universities provide

I have been to and stayed the night at a lot of colleges in California. Usually I stay for 3 days 2 nights, and every time I come back home I feel a little down. No brag(srs) but my personality flourishes so well in universities, I feel right at home surrounded by all of the new friends I'm making. They invite me to join clubs or ask if I'm looking for work and that they'll hook me up with a job ect , and then I have to tell them I'm not from there and they get disappointed.

The thing that sparked this right now is that I drove to a different college library to study because I like the library at this one, and walking back to my car I got invited to join a club that was having a meeting right there(it looked fun as fuck) and seeing all these people in their dorms just enjoying their freedom. I want that

Sorry for the blog, the adderall makes me want to write lol. How many of your guys who go to school live on campus? Do you enjoy it? Tell me About it

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The Flood / Adderall is the key to life
« on: January 31, 2016, 07:27:45 PM »
Feels amazing

I can see why people get addicted to this stuff. Good thing my genetics are too strong to allow me to get addicted to anything but stay safe fellas

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The Flood / Would it be gay to pose for rich old men on webcam shows?
« on: January 31, 2016, 04:38:58 PM »
payments would vary per show ect

hypothetically

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The Flood / Crying my eyes out
« on: January 30, 2016, 10:16:33 PM »
Listening to this

YouTube


I am not your rolling wheels
I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride
I am the sky

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The Flood / Anyone here take adderall?
« on: January 30, 2016, 03:22:36 PM »
I got my hands on some aderall and I was wondering if anyone here has used it before

I have a couple major tests this semester and I was wondering if I should take it for them or not, but I wanted to hear some experiences first. If not I'll just sell me anyways.

Also if I were to use it, what would be the optimally day to take it for the major study session? For example if my test is Friday would it be best to take it to study on like Tuesday morning? Ect thanks Drugs are bad

Inb4 crippling addiction

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The Flood / About to go out with Chad and the Latina
« on: January 29, 2016, 11:58:27 PM »
+ some other girls

gonna beat chad at his own game tonight

there is no discussion value

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http://sep7agon.net/the-flood/i-am-a-female-trapped-in-a-mans-body

http://sep7agon.net/the-flood/volunteered-to-help-poor-people-at-5am-because-my-new-love-did-smh

This is just a really difficult time in my life fellas I would appreciate if you all were nice and understanding

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