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The Flood / NSFW Plz lock
« on: March 16, 2016, 10:17:21 PM »
Lock requested

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The Flood / Jive Turkey's Healthy Desert Recipe
« on: March 16, 2016, 01:41:33 PM »
1 cup of Plain Greek Yogurt



Spoonful of organic honey



2 Fiber One 90 calorie brownies ( I like chocolate chip and cinnamon coffee cake flavors)



Mix them all into a bowl, crush brownies up into bits

Hnnnng in your mouth

350 calories
24g protein
6g fat

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The Flood / How many languages can you speak?
« on: March 16, 2016, 12:20:29 PM »
I'm fluent in English and Spanish

Recently received access to a good language learning program. Trying to decide whether I want to learn French, German, or Arabic first. Was leaning towards French

Memes are not a language

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I've noticed this lately

My mental/emotional state is not the same in the day time Vs when I'm lying in bed ready to sleep

it's almost like I'm two different people

at night my emotional side comes out. I feel very connected to the world and people around me. I want to help people in need, and during this time I also get a really strong urge to tell my close family/friends how much I love and appreciate them. I also feel thankful for everything in my life and tell myself that I'm going to be more giving ect when I wake up. I just want to give love. This is also the time I usually listen to sad music lol

But when I wake up it's like I never felt those feelings! I actually feel embarrassed that I would think corny ass thoughts like that, and I spend the rest of my day feeling like a warrior or whatever. I'm way more selfish and don't feel nearly as empathetic as I do at night.

Weird stuff mayne
/blog

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The Flood / I really believe I have life figured out
« on: March 14, 2016, 11:50:40 AM »
Can't give away all my secrets tho

Only thing is I need to Learn how to make more money with the least amount of effort possible

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The Flood / Where is Secondclass?
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:07:40 PM »
 Her last post was


literally what the fuck is this some kind of joke

so I went from people saying I was like a 7 then to a 5 and now apparently a zero that's great

go fuck yourselves



 :-[

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The Flood / Crying my eyes out
« on: March 11, 2016, 10:48:41 PM »
Holy fuck

So for my lab test that I studied my ass off for I ended up getting a pretty good fucking score, one of the top of the class

I just checked my grade online and the professor mistyped my grade, putting me from a 83% to a 63%

I'm looking everywhere but I'm almost certain I threw away the fucking exam a few days after getting it back

Absolutely fuming right now man

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So after a good amount of time hanging out with Chad I learned something

Sex is gross and I'm losing all interest in it.

The thing with Chad is that he has TONS of sex, like every single day, sometimes twice a day, a lot of times with different girls. At the very least 1 new girl per week

"Hey bro what do u think of this chick? I'm gonna fuck her"

Every other day I hear this and it made me think, do I come across like this too!?(but to a lesser degree) I realize that trying to have sex with a lot of chicks is really a terrible goal and kind of disgusting tbh

Another thing is that my sex drive is complete poop right now because I'm dieting, but unlike last time it was down, this time I have ZERO interest in sex at all. I can't imagine fucking a girl right now, it makes me uncomfortable. So I'm definitely going to abstain for a loooonng time if things keep going how they're going.

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The Flood / Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen
« on: March 11, 2016, 12:23:25 AM »

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The Flood / Think I have binge eating disorder
« on: March 10, 2016, 01:41:29 AM »
So I've been trying to get shredded but something strange seems to have happened I me/my appetite. I notice that I tend to binge REALLY fucking bad on foods and then feel incredibly guilty afterwards. Like, I'm so mad at myself I want to force myself to puke mad(I'm not gonna do it lol but it's on my mind)

My diet is absolutely perfect for losing fat:
6 egg whites 1 whole egg
Cup cottage cheese
Carrots

Cup Greek yogurt
Protein shake
Apple

2 rice cakes with peanut butter
2scoops protein

Beef or chicken with veggies

Tuna with veggies

An I can keep that up for 2-3 days but on the 3rd day I end up losing all control and eating everything I can. For example today I had all that, but right now at 11pm I came to the kitchen to get a cup of water and ended up eating:

Half a bag of honey nut Cheerios
A pack of saltine crackers
A tub of nuts
Coco powder
Half a tub of vanilla frosting
Half a loaf of French bread

Wtf, this isn't the first time it's happened in the last few moths either. Now I'm mad because I pretty much wasted a day of dieting. It was like I had no control over what I was eating man. Anyone ever have a problem with binging?

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Every time I fall asleep I keep dreaming about a girl I was friends with 2ish years ago that I was completely in love with.

In real life we were like best guy/girl friends, we were so similar it's crazy. She was never into me romantically but I got over it because I just loved hanging out with her ect

She moved super far away like a year and a half ago and I didn't keep in touch and i pretty much got over her, but for the past few weeks I keep dreaming about her and it's making me mad because it keeps resurfacing old feelings.

/blog

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The Flood / just had two scoops of pre workout i'm fuuarkin zyzz brah
« on: March 07, 2016, 04:40:44 PM »
feelin like a million billion dolla peakin off some sick tracks man boutta get a fukin sick pump brah you know what it is prewrokout got me buzzin gonna kill some chest it's chest day baby

YouTube

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The Flood / I was bullied in highschool
« on: March 07, 2016, 02:04:49 PM »
Toxic is the word that describes my first day of Tenth Grade at Taft High School. It was a toxic nightmare. Every single second of it was agony. I continued to beg my parents to not make me go, but it
was to no avail. My father drove me there, and I didn’t want to get out of his car. He almost had to drag
me out. I somehow found the will to put one foot in front of the other and walk towards that awful, ugly front building.
The first week of Taft was living hell. I was bullied several times, even though I didn’t know anyone
there. After being so used to wearing a polo shirt with khaki pants as a school uniform at private
schools, I continued to dress like that even after leaving Crespi. I didn’t give any thought to how nerdy I
looked. I was too withdrawn, like a turtle tucked into his shell. I was still in the process of going through puberty at the time, so I still looked and sounded like a ten-year-old. Such a persona attracted zero attention from girls, of course, but it did attract bullies like moths to a flame. I was completely and utterly alone. No one knew me or extended a hand to help me. I was an innocent, scared little boy trapped in a jungle full of malicious predators, and I was shown no mercy. Some boys randomly pushed me against the lockers as they walked past me in the hall. One boy who was tall and had blonde hair called me a “loser”, right in front of his girlfriends. Yes, he had girls with him. Pretty girls. And they didn’t seem to mind that he was such an evil bastard. In fact, I bet they liked
him for it. This is how girls are, and I was starting to realize it. This was what truly opened my eyes to how brutal the world is. The most meanest and depraved of men come out on top, and women flock to these men. Their evil acts are rewarded by women; while the good, decent men are laughed at. It is sick, twisted, and wrong in every way. I hated the girls even more than the bullies because of this. The sheer cruelty of the world around me was so intense that I will never recover from the mental scars. Any experience I ever had before never traumatized me as much as this.
I couldn’t do it anymore. On the morning before the second week of Taft started, I broke down and cried in front of my mother, begging her not to make me go to that horrible place. I was so scared that I felt physically
sick. I continued crying in the car on the way there, and my mother gave in.

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Numerous energy drinks and a whoooole lot of alcohol

Refeed of peace

Feel like a piece of SHIT

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The Flood / What's the funniest tv show?
« on: March 06, 2016, 03:18:24 PM »
I already know the answer but I wanna see what you all think it is

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The Flood / I'm growing up too fast (srs) :(
« on: March 05, 2016, 04:48:12 AM »
What am I doing man

I'm only 18 and I feel like I'm living the life of a 25 year old

I hangout with people in their early to mid 20s

I get invited to high end clubs in san Francisco. a lot of stuff i do i don't even post about because you guys wouldn't even believe it srs

 All the girls I meet and hang out with can go to bars ect. My friends my age look at me like some sort of stud but I honestly feel weird man

Just wanna go back to the days where I was 6 years old playing for hours in my room with my digimon action figures

Or when I was 10-12 and would play halo for 5 horus straight with my friends on xbox live, then go to school the next day and talk all about the night before. I think my greatest memories are going to my friends house on a hot day, swimming and talking about girls we had crushes on or cool video game news, then eating burgers and playing xbox while we dried off until our moms picked us up. Only had like 3 friends back then too

Need a time machine man, I feel really sad

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The Flood / I'm trying to look like a skinny sexy ABERCROMBIE MODEL
« on: March 04, 2016, 12:25:37 PM »
skinny tight sexy leAn athletic body goals



10ish more lbs to lose and I'll be shredded out of my mind

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The Flood / Need to make $100 in the next 2 days fml
« on: March 02, 2016, 10:08:34 PM »
Being a broke boi is no fun

Gonna to the skatepark tomorrow and try sell some of my skateboards

Does GameStop give cash back for games??

Any tips to make that money quick? Thx

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The Flood / Library girl found out about my 4some
« on: March 02, 2016, 03:54:01 PM »
Was talking to a friend about it and didn't know she was behind me

Smh probably thinks I'm a dirty man whore now and she's not the type of girl to go for that, was the last beacon of purity and innocence in my life

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The Flood / I GOT A REALLY BIG TEAM, WE NEED SOME REALLY BIG RINGS
« on: March 01, 2016, 07:09:07 PM »
WE NEED SOME REALLY NICE THINGS

BETTER BE COMIN' WITH NO STRINGS

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The Flood / Chad is basically throwing me out of my comfort zone
« on: February 29, 2016, 08:44:37 PM »
I know how homoerotic my Chad threads sound smh


But damn fellas, hanging out with Chad has me hanging out with tons of older people doing crazy stuff it's great. I'm an 18 year old lad going on double dates with 24 year old women that look like fucking pornstars.

I'm worried that I'm peaking too early though  ???

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The Flood / The bones take so long to memorize
« on: February 28, 2016, 05:48:33 PM »
I know every foramen in the skull dawg

Knock you right in your mandibular fossa

Break ya articular tubercle while I'm at it

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The Flood / Tomorrow I'm going to make the best smoothie ever
« on: February 28, 2016, 01:50:10 AM »
Any recommendations of what I should put it in? Need to cleanse myself


For Sure:

Kale
Spinach
Garlic Cloves
Pineapple
Blueberries
Orange Juice
Vitamin OMega 3 powder shit
Celery

Possible additions:

Banana
Ginger

Strawberries

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The Flood / Feel like a piece of shit
« on: February 28, 2016, 01:29:41 AM »
Masturbated 3 times (broke nofap)

Ate a ton of junk food. Mozzarella sticks/chocolate brownies/ice cream the whole shebang

Did nothing productive all day

I feel like a disgusting piece of shit. I want to shed this entire layer of my body and wipe clean my mind to forget everything about today. DISGUSTING

Think I'm mentally ill, it's not normal to feel so bad about doing regular human things


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The Flood / Haven't posted up a pic of myself in a while, here's my back
« on: February 27, 2016, 09:11:52 PM »
Have a rave festival coming up on Saturday, trynna get shredded 4 it



Ect ect

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Over this last week or two I've had tons of caffeine due to preworkouts that I get for free

Caffeine gives me bad anxiety and right now it's super high. Going to hangout with my friend and two girl later tonight and normally I wouldn't even be thinking about it but I'm sitting here eating this chicken feeling insanely nervous. Feels like I'm about to give a presentation in front of 10000 people

Smh @ caffeine. Do you coffee drinkers ever notice anxiety from caffeine?

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The Flood / Eating a 7lb All-American Double Chocolate Cake from Costco
« on: February 26, 2016, 12:32:46 PM »
Damn dawg this is good


Like 700 calories per slice tho wtf

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The Flood / Cool/interesting 20-30 min videos I can watch?(serious)
« on: February 25, 2016, 11:29:13 PM »
Trynna get shredded 4 dis festival coming up

So I'm walking on the treadmill for cardio, around 30 minutes

Anyone know cool videos I can watch while I'm on here? I prefer subjects involving stuff like psychology or cool innovative stuff but I'm down to learn new stuff. Thanks fellas

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Fuck you whities you racist pricks 💯💯💯

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The Flood / Getting a job with a cell phone company..plz halp
« on: February 24, 2016, 09:32:54 PM »
Hi so my friend is hooking me up w/ a job selling cellphones as an associate

Money is real good, minimum wage + commission. A girl who works there makes like an extra $1500 commission in addition to her regular check

I have absolutely zero experience with sales of any kind(or having a job for that matter lol). Anybody here experienced and can help me out? How do I become a good salesman? My friend says I'd be a natural but I'm actually kinda nervous as fuck

Thanks

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