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The Flood / Fml might cry my eyes out
« on: April 11, 2016, 10:10:04 PM »
Rave tomorrow

 No one can seem to find Molly

Wtf dawg I'm trynna roll  :'(  :'(

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Feel more confident
Girls smile at me more
Old ladies at the store call me handsome
Colors are brighter
Flowers stand taller
I hit every green light

😎 8)

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The Flood / My ballsack won't stop bleeding wat do
« on: April 10, 2016, 05:11:14 PM »
Is this how it ends

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The Flood / Feelin' like a FAT BLOATED SALTY POS
« on: April 09, 2016, 02:09:49 PM »
http://sep7agon.net/the-flood/i-feel-like-crying-my-eyes-out-because-of-everything-i-ate-today/


The damage has been done. Not as bad as I thought I'd look but it set me back. In 3 days I will make this form look fat




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The Flood / Why don't you drink green tea?
« on: April 09, 2016, 12:28:06 PM »
PROS:

Tastes GOOD
wakes you the FUCK up
Has ZERO calories
Contains ANTIOXIDANTS that help keep YOU from getting sick and also help your body metabolize FAT

Cons:

you have to wait a little bit while it brews

*3-4 cups green tea daily crew*

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I have a seriously problem, not a joke either lol. My relationship with food is terrible.

Today I binged on

5 bowls of cereal
tons of mexican candies
A huge bowl of oatmeal
Pineapples
Hostess Cupcakes
Loaf of cinnamon bread
Hot chocolate
Half a wheel of cheese
8 oatmeal creampies
1 pint of ice cream
Half a bag of potato chips

And I'm 3 days away from the rave I was prepping so hard for. Holy fuck kill me. I'm going to have to fast a shit ton to get back to where I was in time

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I support you somewhat fella but seeing you post an essay every time a girl adds you on Facebook or doesn't text back is getting to be annoying as fuck. If I posted every insignificant interaction i have with girls id be making 40 threads a day.

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The Flood / Been feeling weird lately
« on: April 07, 2016, 12:32:46 AM »
Not all there emotionally

Distant, cold, ect ect

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The Flood / How can I improve my reading speed and comprehension?
« on: April 06, 2016, 12:33:50 PM »
Have access to any book I want

starting to read more again (philosophy, spirituality, and psychology) so I can become an egoless transcendent human being who is also the pinnacle of physical perfection

id like to read as many books as possible, any tips on how to read faster while also improving the amount of info I actually learn?

Inb4 be less dumb

Also any book recommendations? Non fiction please

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The Flood / Don't wanna be a stranger, want to be the one you need
« on: April 05, 2016, 12:43:42 PM »
I CAN BE YOUR WORLD YOUR LIFE YOUR LOVER ALL FOR FREE

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The Flood / Why do I freak out when I hear other people have sex?
« on: April 04, 2016, 10:14:43 PM »
I've had this problem since before I ever had sex, and I dread situations where I know it might happen

I cannot stand being in a room or thin walled room while trying to sleep only to hear the people next to me having sex. I honestly freak out and get a weird mix of emotions including anger, disgust, anxiety, and even a little jealousy. It's really freaking weird, does this happen to anyone else? It's not necessarily that I'm jealous of the couple either, the girl could be ugly af and I'll still feel the same. It's even worse if I know the person.

I actively avoid certain events like camping or staying in hotels with girls and guys if I know someone's going to get it on, even if I know I'd be having sex too. I just can't stand it

Anyone know this feel?

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The Flood / Peak week baby now or never, got that warrior soul
« on: April 02, 2016, 10:00:50 PM »
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losing my fucking mind

want to eat everything that exists

not gonna giveup now

smh

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The Flood / Wish I had more time
« on: April 01, 2016, 04:00:32 PM »
Looking mighty lean like lean beef for this rave coming up in a little over a week

But if I had 1-2 extra weeks I could look fucking sweet a1 bbq ready boi

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The Flood / Ooooooooooh stop
« on: April 01, 2016, 02:58:35 AM »
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground

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got like 30 tinder bitches from Russia on my dick doesn't matter cause You might sit here thinkin I'm a faggot and U might be right but at least I'm gonna be shredded sickkunt zyzz wannabe roody poody ass looking teenage mutant ninja turtle shredder



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The Flood / The worst pain is accidentally sitting on your balls
« on: March 30, 2016, 02:07:23 PM »
Feel like throwing up  :'(

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The Flood / Miss you
« on: March 29, 2016, 12:42:48 AM »
Haven't seen you in over a year and you're back in town

Still as beautiful as ever smh

Only girl I ever truly loved




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The Flood / Festival prep
« on: March 28, 2016, 12:21:15 AM »
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Today I binged hard. Starting low carb festival prep tomorrow, this thread is to keep me accountable. Festival rave in a little over 2 weeks

Meal 1:

4 eggs 4 egg whites w/ ketchup
1 cup cottage cheese
Protein Shake
Multivitamin
D3
Zinc
Fish Oil

Preworkout:

Apple or pineapple slices with green tea

Postworkout:

Protein Shake
Half a cup of cashews or almonds
Apple or pineapple slices

Meal 3:
2 cans of salmon
2 cupsbrocolli or grean beans

Meal 4:
1lb ground beef or ground turkey
1 avocado
Romanian lettuce and spinach salad

1950 calories
235g protein
50g carbs

Sick it'slike i'm a real life bodybuilder  :D :D

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Peanut butter and a protein shake

not mirin at all  :(

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The Flood / Just let your fears go
« on: March 26, 2016, 11:57:18 PM »
You might find your way back home

Just let your fears go

You might find that you're not lost

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Gaming / What singleplayer Xbox 360 games should I get?
« on: March 26, 2016, 01:03:16 PM »
Dusting off my 360, getting the urge to play some new(to me) games.

What games do you guys recommend I go buy? I don't have gold so multiplayer games are out.

These are the single player/story games I already have finished:

Fallout 3
Fallout new Vegas
Skyrim
Bioshock infinite
Red dead redemption
Oblivion
Borderlands 1&2

 I'm a big fan of rpg style games, especially loved Kingdom Hearts 1&2 and final fantasy games. I was thinking of FFXIII but I'd also like to see what you guys recommend

Thanks :D

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The Flood / Gonna be a chill night
« on: March 25, 2016, 09:49:54 PM »
Came home from the gym with my good friend. Pretty sweet

Have sweet potatoes cooking, making chicken

Will Finish off with a nice night walk to digest food better

Then read and browse the web until I sleep

What are you all up to tonight?

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The Flood / Would you trust me as your doctor?
« on: March 23, 2016, 09:41:39 PM »
STOP STALKING MEBOI

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The Flood / Nothing more than strangers passing by out on the street
« on: March 23, 2016, 03:30:58 PM »
AND WITHOUT YOU I CAN'T BE

YOU'RE THE UNIVERSE TO ME

YOU'RE THE AIR IN MY LUNGS

YOU'RE THE FIELDS WHERE I RUN

YOU'RE THE SKY WHERE I'M FLOATING

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The Flood / I keep going to the river to pray
« on: March 22, 2016, 07:18:35 PM »
CAUSE I NEED

SOMETHING THAT CAN WASH OUT THE PAIN

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We can do the tango just for two

I can serenade and gently play on your heartstrings

Be your Valentino just for you

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The Flood / Brb
« on: March 20, 2016, 05:56:37 PM »
Brb


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The Flood / About to do a crazy workout
« on: March 19, 2016, 05:18:57 PM »
Switching things up today, going out of my element and doing a more aerobic/interval type workout today mixed in with my regular stuff.

Gonna do:

1000 meter machine row
50 pushups
50 chin ups
Smith machine barbell row 4 x 15
T bar Row 4 x 15
Rear delt flies 4 x 15
50 pushups
50 chinups
1000 meter row

Followed by
Bike HIIT 15 second sprint 45 second slow x 15 minutes
2 mile jog on a hill incline

Soon....



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The Flood / NSFW Low carbs today (sad)
« on: March 17, 2016, 12:23:51 PM »
Feeling bloofy cause I over ate last night :(

These next 10 pounds are going to scrape off painstakingly slow. Going to have to pull out my final tricks



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The Flood / Oh man I messed up
« on: March 17, 2016, 03:04:36 AM »
Have to wake up in 3-4 hours for an 8 hour school day

Spent all this time rotating between jacking off, watching adult swim on YouTube, and eating frosted flakes (went over my calories)

Think I'm gonna go for a walk then jack off 2 more times to burn off the calories. Might pull an all mightier

Also I had 500mg of caffeine x some other stimulant in one sitting earlier today so I think that's why I'm not tired

Feel like a true degenerate

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