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« on: May 17, 2016, 08:54:26 PM »
So ever since I can remember there has been a specific, almost like a template, type of face that I IMMEDIATELY fall in love with whenever a girl resembles it. Like I find these girls beautiful above all else. Well my mom was showing me her wedding photos of her and my dad (they were both 23) and My mind was blown when I realized that she looks exactly like the types of girls that I mentioned above. Closest Example of the "type" I could find on short notice IDK what to think man. **No Oedipus**
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« on: May 17, 2016, 04:33:26 PM »
turning into some sort of beast
changing my dna
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« on: May 16, 2016, 09:02:00 PM »
IF OUR LOVE'S INSANTIY
WHY ARE YOU MY CLARITY?
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« on: May 14, 2016, 01:24:10 PM »
Just bought a Ninja blender and it is so cash. I've been making smoothies every day. Helps get a lot of fruit in and tastes delicious. Any smoothie recipe recommendations? This thing can blend anything
My personal favorite is:
1cup frozen pineapple
1cup frozen mixed berries
1 banana
2 scoops chocolate protein
Handfuls of Spinach or Kale
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« on: May 13, 2016, 09:34:25 PM »
No more drugs keeping it clean, high off life. Same vision new lense. Shed off whatever I was and feel new. Extremely motivated towards my goals but I have a deep sense of calmness to where I'm satisfied no matter the outcome. Also probably going to get strangled by a U.S Marine sometime soon SMH.
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« on: May 11, 2016, 08:59:58 PM »
It's all boutta catch up with me too
I have like 4 completely unrelated situations that are gonna bite me in the ass SMH
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« on: May 07, 2016, 06:23:13 AM »
I'm panicking hard now please help. I'm being serious
I'm over emotional and delusional from the sleep deprivation and CANT SLEEP no matter how hard I try. It's been nearly 48 hours and I feel tired but cannot sleep. My heart is beating very fast ans hard and when I think of how deprived I am it beats harder and faster. Very panicked.
I think I'm gonna go to a hospital or er but I don't know if I'm over reacting. I didn't take any drugs except for caffeine from a preworkout at around 4pm, it's now 4:21am
What should I do?
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« on: May 06, 2016, 11:35:34 PM »
Was ULTRA tired around 2-4 pm but I went somewhere and after I came home I felt extremely jittery/awake/happy. Like I got a second wind
Hard to concentrate eyes and feel tingly in my forearms and hands but other than that feel good man. Nothing out of the ordinary yet. Wanna sleep but girl is hitting me up and I wanna fuck but idk I think I should sleep.
Didn't take drugs except a little caffeine way earlier but I'm super sensitive to stims.
Also I've heard auditory and visual hallucinations start after 50 hours for some people. Crazy shit man
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« on: May 05, 2016, 06:16:12 PM »
Scenario:
You're forced to switch lives with one or the other: Decimator Omega or RomanGladiator. You adopt everything of the user(looks, personality, ambitions, taste in food ect). Everything about you is gone
Who do you choose?
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« on: May 05, 2016, 12:56:39 PM »
I want to ask a serious question about my dick but you guys won't take it serious because of all the memes ect. It will just look like I'm trying to compensate/brag but I'm being 100% serious lol (even though I am bragging a bit). If you don't believe me(don't expect you to tbh) just pretend I'm someone else and that it's a serious question What age does your dick stop growing? I'm asking this because my dick is already really fucking big and I'm very young, while I've been reading that it doesn't stop until around 21 or even 23-24 which is crazy. It's grown in the last few months, I just measured and i'm at 7 inch lengthwise and nearly fucking 6 inches of girth  I like my size now and honestly don't want it to grow much bigger, and also because when I start roids my balls will shrink a ton and I'll honestly look like a joke
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« on: May 04, 2016, 11:17:59 PM »
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« on: May 04, 2016, 12:12:08 AM »
This is what I ate fellas:
2 large pizza hut pan pizzas
1 can of pineapples
1 jar of peanut butter
1 carton of ice cream
1 carton of gellato
1 bear of honey
6 cups of oatmeal
2lbs of ground beef
2 bags of cranberries(dried)
Idk how many recess cups
Big box of saltine crackers
Flan
3 bananas
2 chipotle burritos
Numerous protein bars
A lot of butter
Garlic Bread
Spaghetti and meatballs
that's all I remember. Feeling strong as fuck. Libido shot through the roof and all of my lifts went up 10lbs. Extremely bloated. Gained 10 pounds morning weight, at least 2 was of fat for sure.
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« on: May 03, 2016, 12:22:09 PM »
Can't go into specifics because illegal ππ By June if I come across the sufficient funds OR get a job that gives me free time to sleep 8 hours, hit the gym for 2 and cook all my meals then I will take the next step in gymbro evolution. I'll be making a light-log thread here to occasionally post pictures/workouts/emotional and mental state so I don't spam the forum. Big things are coming 
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« on: May 02, 2016, 12:31:29 PM »
I want to be your lady maybe
If your game is on, give me a call boo
If your lovin's strong, gonna give my all to you
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« on: May 01, 2016, 10:37:00 AM »
Stupid rave I'm hella salty I was looking solid, fresh haircut fresh outfit ect. Everyone was mirin mayyynnne. But I pregamed too hard and drank an entire half of a handle to myself in under 25 minutes. Beginning was cool but then I blacked out and the last thing I remember is falling down the stairs and some guy saying I'm lucky I'm buff or that would have really hurt lol. This happened at like 9pm Don't remember anything else except for waking up in the medical room of the venue at 1am being surrounded by volunteers. Apparently they needed like 3 people to carry me there and I threw up too many times/almost died ect. So mad I missed the entire rave you guys don't even understand  This is embarrassing but I need to tell you guys. No hangover surprisingly but I think Im actually still be drunk. Tbh alcohol is poison S/O to Verb
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« on: April 29, 2016, 10:26:19 PM »
THEY COUNCIL ME
THEY UNDERSTAND
THEY TALK TO ME
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« on: April 29, 2016, 08:42:00 PM »
Cause im a piece of shit it ain't hard to fuckin tell
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« on: April 28, 2016, 05:50:49 PM »
You know the kind
Fat. Usually have highlights in their hair. Tattoos, at least 2 of them are of butterflies or flowers. Wear sweatpants and shirts way too tight for their bodies. Usually have flip flops on where their feet hang off the sides and touch the cement.
Can be found: Smoking cigs in the Walmart parking lot or causing commotion at a local gas station and harassing the workers. Repulsive
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« on: April 27, 2016, 11:38:55 PM »
do you have faith in god above
if the bible tells you so
And do you believe in rock n roll
can music save your mortal soul
and can you teach me how to dance reaaaaaaal sloooow
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« on: April 27, 2016, 01:08:39 AM »
Libido was in the pooper. Need my animal spirit for Saturday. In under 40 minutes I ate:
3 bowls cereal
Milk
6 pop tarts
3 muffins
Box of ritz crackers
Peanut butter and chocolate
Assorted chips with dip
I'm lean enough now that this won't ruin my body composition and I can be back on track in under 2 days. That libido gonna spike up now boi just nred to make sure I don't fap anytime soon
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« on: April 26, 2016, 10:05:24 PM »
wat do His cock is out and it's extremely small 
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« on: April 25, 2016, 10:50:56 PM »
L I T I T gonna try to film a sep7agon themed orgy  
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« on: April 24, 2016, 12:54:15 AM »
Srs it's kinda weird
I'll be in my car or chilling at home when out of nowhere I get the overwhelming feeling of being EXTREMELY happy. Like I want to just get up and dance and sing. I can feel it resonate through my entire body. I'd compare it to the happiness when you're excited for something that's going to happen soon.
It's sick
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« on: April 22, 2016, 03:29:29 PM »
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« on: April 21, 2016, 07:20:25 PM »
I get you Bioshock on Steam and you give me a knife in the back.
Thanks Kenny. You're a real pal.
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« on: April 21, 2016, 12:27:02 PM »
I had ice cream for breakfast, also feels good mayne
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« on: April 20, 2016, 01:21:25 PM »
IF OUR LOVES INSANITY
WHY ARE YOU MY CLARITY
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« on: April 19, 2016, 05:30:29 PM »
Then hit watch a vid and hit the gym
Can't be broke can't be hungry π―π―π―
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« on: April 15, 2016, 12:35:50 AM »
Hot latina, 25 years old
Wants me to go to a festival rave with her and her friends, stay in their hotel ect. Said she'll buy my ticket and hotel will be paid for
Problem is I told them I was 21. She said that was young and pushing it but it's okay, AND they want to go to the bar first
Wat do
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« on: April 13, 2016, 04:09:43 PM »
feels feely man
Gonna hit the gym clear my head ect
also feel bad for Sandtrap, been on my mind all day :/
Please no mean words in this thread
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