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21-25 years old

Models, everyone in my town knows them because they're so popular on social media and extremely attractive.

and I spent my whole 4th July night with them, and they liked me.

Seems silly to you all but It's almost unreal to me. 15 year old me would never believe anything I tell him of my life now in a million years.

Nice man


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The Flood / Tinder logged me out and I forgot my email/password
« on: July 03, 2016, 02:51:54 PM »
Fawk my liiiiiife

Hundreds of matches gone

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The Flood / Even the best fall down sometimes
« on: July 02, 2016, 06:11:09 AM »
Even the stars refuse to shine

Out of the dark I finally find

You and I

Collide

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Or too big and hide my body

Smh

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MUSCLE WORSHIPPING TIGHT BEAUTY GODDESS

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The Flood / Do I need a passport to go to and from Tijuana?
« on: June 30, 2016, 04:33:30 PM »
Crossing border from SD on foot

Asking for a friend

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The Flood / Need a job but don't want to work
« on: June 29, 2016, 12:26:00 AM »
I like having lots of free time, it's my favorite thing. Sometimes it gets boring though and I NEED money so I can do fun things like going to festivals and buying steroids

smh

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YouTube


ALWAYS PUSHING UP THE HILL SEARCHING FOR THE THRILL OF IT

ON AND ON AND ON WE WALK CALLING OUT OUT AGAIN

NEVER LOOKING DOWN I'M JUST IN AWE OF WHAT'S IN FRONT OF ME


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The Flood / I know so many people that drive drunk all the time
« on: June 27, 2016, 10:18:21 PM »
Fucking retards. Swear I'm about to fight one of these niggas

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The Flood / It's such a travesty
« on: June 27, 2016, 03:33:48 AM »
the way you say our love should be

yeah such a tragedy

think you can just break my heart and leave me

well you better run, oh, man on the run

playin for fun, wind me up, leave me undone

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The Flood / mad as fuck
« on: June 26, 2016, 04:39:16 AM »
why are you with that nigga tonight

disrespectful as fuck

don't ever contact me again bitch

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The Flood / EVERBODIES GOING TO THE PARTY HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME
« on: June 25, 2016, 01:31:19 AM »
DANCIN IN THE DESERT BLOWING UP THE SUNSHINE

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The Flood / Who should I take to this sorority party?
« on: June 24, 2016, 07:00:49 PM »
A very good female friend I knew a few years ago is throwing a party. She's going to invite some other good female friends I used to hang out with and a lot of her sorority sisters and probably the surrounding fraternity

She said I could bring someone and I think it's between these two people for me:

Chad friend

Pros-
total bro
Extremely good with women
very good friend
Great conversationalist. We'd probably get introduced to the entire party with him around

Cons-
Gets overly excited when drunk
Might fight a frat brother
Has fucked one or two girls that are going so it might be EXTREMELY awkward if he goes, everyone will be like "uhhh why'd you bring him"

Or

Girl I might start dating soon. I've actually only met her once but

Pros-
Finally get to meet
Can establish good connection with her at party
We'd go and leave together, would make other girls jealous

Cons-
She might feel uncomfortable at the party
Frat bros will hit on her, and she might possibly spark something with one of them (I'm a jealous person)
I can't flirt with other girls

Who do I take?

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I walk into a room and I can feel eyes fall on me, I'm getting very very big

6'2" over 200lbs





How can I be humble when guys tell me they want to be like me and girls come up to me straight up asking for sex?? Guess that's just the life of a demon smh

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The Flood / I have a strong urge to impregnate women
« on: June 22, 2016, 06:13:41 PM »
I wanna be deep inside many beautiful women and creampie 24/7 and get them all pregnant but DONT want any kids

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The Flood / Help, am I losing her?
« on: June 22, 2016, 12:09:18 AM »
She would date guys she met on AM and sometimes would go out by herself, one guy we played with regularly for 3 years. Never a problem, we did MMF... NEVER A PROBLEM.

This last guy she saw at a bar one night and they started flirting, one day she went to the bar by herself to "get him" well.. she GOT him. They went outside and pretty much told him shes a hotwife and wanted him! She fucked him at his apartment bare that night.

Things were going well... she was happy, excited, constantly wet and horny, they got together often.. They talked and TEXTED NON STOP!!!! Like CONSTANT 24/7 texts.. like literally 300 a day!!!!

but then shit started to go bad. I felt as though he was starting to pull her away. He wouldnt fuck her in front of me, forget about "sharing" her. The one day we invited him over to watch us shoot pics and drink in our house, he excused himself to piss. The wife went up to check on him and 20 minutes later when they didnt come back I go to find them in our bed fucking; the door was open so I decided to watch. Well apparently he didnt like that because mid fucking he tells my wife "I want to go to my place" and they get up and dressed and are RUNNING out the door within like 30 seconds. He kind of barreled into me but we were all kind of drunk and really stoned. I asked my wife "are you ok? Is he ok to drive???" He wasnt but they said they were and left. I dont even remember what time she came home the next morning.


I dont know whats going to happen in the future, I really dont. We had a strong relationship, I thought, till this dick showed up.

I dont know what to do

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The Flood / Getting a long term bull
« on: June 22, 2016, 12:01:21 AM »
My girl, who I will refer to as L, has been cuckolding me now for about 2 years. Over the 2 years she has seen a total of 4 different men, and all have been somewhat occasional occurrences. The most frequent was a guy that she saw probably once every other month, although they chatted frequently.

She's had great sex with all of them, but none of the relationships have been quite perfect. Which brings me to a new guy she recently found. He's a bull for another couple, both past and present, and is very familiar with all things cuckolding....L initially went on a date with him 1 on 1 for just a drink, and came back saying she was definitely interested. The next week he came over to our place and fucked her senselessly on our bed as I watched. It was intense. She absolutely loved it, and I think it was the loudest I've ever heard her scream and the bed was absolutely soaked afterwards. He even fucked her ass in front of me, yes the first night they were together, and is something that we actually have never even done.

She's very attracted to him - she likes very tall, strong guys, he's 6'4 well hung and in amazing shape. He told her that he wants to be her regular bull in her life, making it a weekly thing, and occasionally sleeping over with her while I stay in the guest room. When I asked what she thought about it, she said she may be interested in turning this relationship into something like that, and that she thinks he is the perfect bull that we have been searching for.

I was curious if anyone with experience with long term, frequently seen relationships like this had any thoughts on it. A part of me is for it and thinks it would be really hot, and also a part of me is worried about what could be, as I feel as its going from occasional meetings to actually having another man be a part of our relationship in a sense. If you have experience in this and open to sharing your thoughts, please let me know if you think its something I should be cautious with or rather, be ok and open to. Curious how others would proceed after hindsight

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The Flood / Wife going to meet bulls friends
« on: June 21, 2016, 11:51:27 PM »
My wife started a relationship with a much younger man about 4 months ago. He is 23 and she is 46. Although the age difference is pretty big, they get along really well and she enjoys his company. Their first sexual experience, which was on their 2nd date, wasn't all that great but oddly the 2nd, 3rd and others experiences have gotten better and better. In fact, I am starting to see her open up to him and I don't need to push things along. He communicates with me via email and text but we haven't met. He is not interested in my watching but lucky for me, he likes giving me the details and telling me his plans. Lara tells me all about her dates as well.

Given they have hit it off and we are trying to push our lifestyle limits, he let me know that tonight, they are meeting his friends to hang. My wife will be his date. He refuses to tell lies and told me his friends know about her, that she is married and that I know and wait home. So tonight, I will be waiting home as all this takes place. She is getting ready now and I just finished cleaning up the house. I am sure I will pacing around all night. Not sure how it will all go but it is a new step for us both.

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The Flood / Strong time gap, you stalking me brah?
« on: June 21, 2016, 10:12:30 PM »

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He is putting a lot of it into his body, his levels are nearly triple SWIM and he also Added a completely extra compound.

He eats burgers, bacon pizza, shakes and fries all day and is blowing past my weight already. I think he is up to 220lbs now and also burning body fat. Meanwhile I am eating chicken and rice and broccoli and egg whites everyday and while I'm still making great progress its starting to get very difficult to keep up with him.

Really jealous TBH but I can't do what he's doing because I'm higher inhibition

Such is life

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The Flood / I have plain greek yogurt but no honey
« on: June 20, 2016, 01:05:40 AM »
What else can I eat this with? It tastes terrible without honey

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The Flood / Anyone here shave their buttcrack?
« on: June 19, 2016, 06:40:15 PM »
I don't really grow any hair on my body except for my buttcrack. It is pretty hairy and I was wondering if I should shave it, but I've heard that if you do it can make you sweat more and farts slip out etc which is not desirable!!

Here's a sfw picture where I noticed it. If you see my top crack looks kinda fuzzy and well yeah that's hair

Spoiler

Anyone done it? Pros and cons

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The Flood / Sometimes the way that you act makes me wonder
« on: June 19, 2016, 03:43:37 PM »
YouTube


What I am to you

Sometimes I can't stand the way that I'm acting

To be part of the things you do


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The Flood / I wonder if she could tell I'm hard right now
« on: June 17, 2016, 01:50:00 AM »
STEP BACK

YOU'RE DANCIN' KINDA CLOSE

FEEL A LITTLE POKE COMIN' THRUUUU

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The Flood / Don't forget about
« on: June 17, 2016, 01:12:39 AM »
Laaaate nights

plaayiin' in the dark

and waaaakin

uuup inside my arms

boy you'll always be in my heart

YouTube

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The Flood / I am just a worthless liar
« on: June 16, 2016, 01:46:36 AM »
I am just an imbecile

I will only complicate you

Trust in me and fall as well

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The Flood / Girl wants me to take her virginity
« on: June 15, 2016, 10:02:30 PM »
Actually pretty hesitant about this

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The Flood / My sleep is really messed up man
« on: June 15, 2016, 09:02:27 AM »
Still haven't slept, it's 7am right now. Idk why j can't sleep :(

Going to take some zquil and knock out hard once everyone in my house leaves in an hour. Not even going to try to stay up longer. Scariest day of my life was when I hadn't slept for 50 hours. Anxiety/delusions/panic attacks nonstop. was terrifying

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So this girl who I've brought up before really wants to see me but I've been avoiding her cause TBH i don't want a relationship and she's 10/10 relationship material. I just thought of the best date idea ever though

There's a highschool about 20 min away from me with a HUGE heated pool with fancy underwater lights and seats and all that. Really nice. Was thinking of taking her out there for night swimming at like 12-1am. I would have to scout the place out a few days before and then jump a big fence, also not sure where to park and idk if security patrols at night(unlikely)

Pretty much the best date idea ever plus girls LOVE adventure and thrills and also I like doing risky things. What do you think?  :D :D :D

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YouTube


Some Into The Wild type shit

If I ever do that this instrumental will be my theme song

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