How very

Listen to your heart

There's nothing else you can do

I don't KNOW here you're going

And I don't know why

But listen to your heart

Before she tells you goodbye

INTO COLD COLD WATER FOR YOU

I snore loud as fuck. I have a thick neck an I'm heavy with a shorter mouth massage so it's crazy loud.

My dad snores so loud he literally wakes himself up 4-5 times a night. Pretty sure he had apnea and that I'll eventually develop it

I hate it because when I stay the night somewhere I feel so inconsiderate, and I worry that I'm gonna keep everyone up anyone here snore and have advice for how to lessen it?

Aesthetic assassin ninja gangster wtf !!

Frat bros and Baseball players

If I learn to dance like him I'm becoming a stripper

Grinding on hot girls making money




Hanging out with my Stripper Bros



that's the life

Not just moody etc but like I think I actually have bipolar disorder

Need to look into this more smh

I have okay colored teeth

They've been getting more yellow/stained recently because I've been drinking black coffee And green tea

Tonight I'm Going to buy:

New spinning toothbrush(I read these are way better)
New floss
Whitening toothpaste
Whitening mouth rinse
Crest White strips

Not sure which ones I should get, they range from $20 to the deluxe $60 which is tempting but it might be a scam smh.

Drunk

Made out with a super hot chick I met tonight

She wants me bad. Calling me rn

Seems like this is what I've been working towards for the past few years. Girls that would never even look at me before thirsting after my dick now. I can pull them with a few words

Feels really good for the moment. Ego boost and primal extqsy of conquering a woman

But feel so lonely  man

Hi guys this is a semi-srs thread and I need outside opinions/advice

So there's this girl I've posted about a few times you may or may not remember. She is very cute and perfect gf material, and has had a crush  on me for years. I've talked on/off with her for a while and we both have obvious feelings for eachother, though I don't show mine nearly as much and so she sometimes thinks I don't like her

Well I have a friend who's taken interest in her. At first he said he acknowledged she was "my" girl so to speak and that he wouldn't do anything, but I've recently found out he's been talking to her a lot and took her on a date a few days ago.

I wasn't actually that stressed about it TBH. I realize I never really gave her the attention/care she deserved and I mess around a lot. However tonight we were going to go to a party-me, that friend, his brother, and another friend. Well I get dressed and everything really fresh but then last minute the brother calls me to tell me they don't have room, because the girl is going with them too.

I know what car they're taking and I know they'd have room for me, awguarantee my friend told them to tell me that because he doesn't want me near her because he's scared I'm going to steal her ay from him(which I could easily but I wasn't even going to try). I'm actually pretty mad over this entire situation now because of that and one of my best friend is on my side

Any advice or opinions on what to do? My friend is telling me I should go 100% and swoop her from him but I feel like that comes across as really petty and I'm not like that

Thanks fellas

23 y/o friend had a bday party at this restaurant so me and my friend went. Lots of beer



Met his cousin some insanely rich dude with like 3 range rovers and a helicopter

Then we went to the bar. I didn't get in at first so I was waiting outside for like 20 min mad asf but then my friend came out with some 25 year olds ID, looked nothing like me but they didn't trip. Was really fun lots of dancing lots of hot girls but INSANELY overpriced drinks wtf

It closed and I Met this insanely hot petite sexy white girl, who had me carrier her to her car, her friends were friends with my friends. She straddled me like those baby carrierer things and then we started making out and touching each other all over etc. then she kept whispering in my ear how bad she wanted me to fuck her and we were gonna go to the car but her friend was hungry so her group and my group went to eat.

Pretty much in the end we didn't end up fucking each other cause IDK we ended up leaving she left and lived the opposite way and I didn't drive.

TBH I'm making this thread because I'm insanely sexually frustrated right now with some major blue balls and wish I got her number cause I'd drive there right fucking now boi

What a strange feeling

Two options

I made plans with girl 1 to go to the movies  tomorrow around 10pm. We have been talking for a few weeks, she is very very in to me. More innocent though and likely the type to take it slow. She is extremely pretty and tall

However a girl I recently met is in the exact same town for 3 more days. This girl is sexy af with a nice ass etc Latina. She wants me to meet up with her at a party tomorrow before she leaves the state.

I already told girl 1 I was going to the movies with her BUT girl 2 will never be seen again and is somewhat of a guaranteed fuck because she's in vacation mindset and really wants to see me before she leaves forever mindset.

The problem with girl 2 is that I don't know ANYONE at this party so it's not guaranteed I even get in. It's a 25 min drive away. Also she might get picked up / hit on by some other nigga, and who am I to her really?

Who should I hang out with? I partly want to go with girl 2 because I also find her more attractive and girl 1 likes me so much she will be okay with rescheduling if I flake, but there are a lot of complications with girl 2 that could happen

I had an idea of going to the movies with girl 1 at around 9, get out at 11, hang around or whatever and if nothing ends up happening I drop her off an hit up girl 2 who hopefully won't be with another nigga and meet her. Seems like a good plan

Any advice? I'll check this tomorrow if I remember thx fellas

smooth thighs wrapped around my hips heavy breathing fat ass to grip etc 

already jacked off made shit worse