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The Flood / This is what I imagine Challenger looks like irl
« on: August 26, 2016, 05:31:25 PM »
Spoiler

Maybe with more hair/darker hair

I imagine Pip as the kid from Stranger Things (the one with the hot sister)



Except in my mind Pip has WAY more freckles

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I know the pieces fit

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The Flood / My face is bloated as fuck
« on: August 25, 2016, 12:58:43 PM »
It's only gonna get worse these next few weeks

I can't let my future model girlfriend see me like this  :'(  :'(  :'(

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The Flood / Why do I fall in love so easily?
« on: August 24, 2016, 02:27:39 AM »
I've been trying to figure this out

I've already concluded that I feel emotions with more intensity than the average person. Adding my supplements enhances this even further

I have a great relationship with my mom and all mother figures in my life. Got lots of love

Always had positive attention from women even as a kid. However from ages 7-16/17ish it was more in the friendly way.

Am I just doomed to be one of Cupids favorite targets

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The Flood / losing my mind etc
« on: August 23, 2016, 01:53:59 PM »
accidentally messed something up, hormones unstable

anxiety and panic 24/7

worrying about this girl for no reason

Feel like I'm falling apart etc etc need to stabilize

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The Flood / These hormones messing with my mind
« on: August 22, 2016, 11:44:46 PM »
Playing with my emotions smh

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The Flood / When I die fuck it I wanna go to hell
« on: August 22, 2016, 11:30:20 PM »
Cause I'm a piece of shit it ain't hard to fuckin tell

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Thinking about my girl(s)

Thinking about tomorrow's lifts

Lots of drama at the gym cause people are accusing me of steroids

Life's good rn mane 8)

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The Flood / Can't understand how people don't like new country music
« on: August 19, 2016, 06:08:35 PM »
The GOAT

YouTube

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The Flood / Wow my date is hot af
« on: August 19, 2016, 05:10:47 PM »
supermodel looking petite sexy white girl bubble butt smooth skin completely waxed Barbie doll horny sex goddess!!!!!!

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I tell em I'm a hustler and I'd rather make a killing

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About a month ago I swiped a girl on Tinder. We talked for a a few days over snapchat and then didn't for a week, when randomly she decided to snap me. Idk what it was about that night but we had like a 4 hour long conversation about everything. I got along better with her than I have with any girl in my life TBH

Since then we've texted everyday/night for hours. I haven't done shit like that since I was 13. I legit don't reply to any other girl now and they're all really mad. We've pretty much revealed some pretty deep secrets to eachother and it feels like we've known eachother forever. Her humor/taste in music/morals/hobbies/personality everything is 10/10, probably one of the coolest girls I've never met in my life and she says the same about me.

She wants to meet me really bad, but for one of the first times in years I'm actually a bit afraid that I won't live up to her expectations. I feel like she's built up an image of who I am (even though I've been 100%genuine) that anything less will be a disappointment.

It's actually a shitty feeling and I suspect she thinks I don't want to meet her because I'm weirded out by her (which I'm not)

She lives about 2 hours away, and wants me to go to a cabin with her this weekend. Pretty much I need encouragement to stop being such a pussy ass beta cuck phaggot

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The Flood / OOH BABY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH
« on: August 15, 2016, 05:24:52 PM »
OOH HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH

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The Flood / aw man
« on: August 13, 2016, 10:36:07 PM »
Falling for this girl man. Like legit falling for her. Haven't felt like this in nearly 3 years, and before, 2 years prior to that

It's in the early stages though where if if cut it off right now it wouldn't hurt TOO bad

But if I let this develop I can tell I'm in for a huge roller coaster. Even more so than before because my emotions are all amplified

fuck

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The Flood / Song lyric threads are so fun to post
« on: August 13, 2016, 05:32:16 PM »
Idk why

If I'm listening to a song I love or I'm in the moment I'll make a thread containing just a few lyrics. It's like I'm singing to Sep7agon

bonus pic of my arm cause I haven't posted physique pics in a while. I'm getting big af


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The Flood / I want to make a positive impact in the world
« on: August 12, 2016, 02:03:11 AM »
I'm gonna do something great

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The Flood / One of my many skills
« on: August 11, 2016, 04:32:46 AM »
Is calming down people that are having mental breakdowns

Edible paranoia, bad lsd trips, ecstasy overdose, roid rage, sucidal thoughts, schizophrenic episodes. I've helped people deal with them all, and I'm really good at it

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The Flood / my nipples tingle
« on: August 11, 2016, 04:22:21 AM »
uh oh

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The Flood / Perma Ban my account
« on: August 09, 2016, 10:24:59 PM »
I'm being stalked SMH too much personal info on here

I'll make a new one afterward

Thankszzzzz

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The Flood / I'LL RUN AWAY WITH YOUR FOOTSTEEEPPPSS
« on: August 08, 2016, 09:20:24 PM »
I'LL BUILD A CITY THAT DREAMS FOR TWO

AND IF YOU LOSE YOURSELF

I WILL FIND YOUUUUU

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The Flood / I'LL RUN AWAY WITH YOUR FOOTSTEPS
« on: August 08, 2016, 03:22:43 PM »
I'LL BUILD A CITY THAT DREAMS FOR TWO

AND IF YOU LOSE YOURSELF

I WILL FIND YOUUUUU

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The Flood / Every year since I was like 13
« on: August 08, 2016, 01:45:37 AM »
I get a big nasty red cystic pimple on my fucking nose. Like clockwork man once a year it pops up and I have to go into the Dermatologist to get a needle jabbed in there

I'm used to it now but shit used to kill my confidence man

Right before school starts too smh

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The Flood / Once I turn 21 I'm gonna become a male stripper
« on: August 08, 2016, 12:22:15 AM »
and also a nude waiter

I talked to a guy online and he said he makes $250-300 a night when nude waiting and sometimes he can make up to $1000 a night for a private party

Pretty much get paid bank to lift weights, look sexy as fuck, get worshipped/tons of attention, and fuck lots of girls

This job was made for me

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The Flood / Lol wtf (short story) (girls)
« on: August 07, 2016, 01:16:30 AM »
Girl on Tinder messaged me. We live 10 min away from eachother (aka nothing)

She adds me on snapchat quick, tells me I'm cute. We exchange maybe 3-4 snaps just saying what's up etc, then she doesn't reply for 20 min

I get a snap a little while ago of her covering her tits with her hands, saying "I'm back" and I didn't reply. 3 min later she sends one of her in her bed pulling her panties up her pussy. I snap my eyes/eyebrows and say "I like what I see 👀👀"

And then she opens it and a few minute later unfriends me

Wtf

Girls mayne

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The Flood / Time to get YUGE
« on: August 07, 2016, 01:01:35 AM »
Eating pineapples and protein shakes looking for something interesting to watch on this lovely Saturday night

What are you fellas up to?

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The Flood / WTF happened to Tuesday??
« on: August 05, 2016, 07:36:13 PM »
I don't remember Tuesday at all  ??? ???

All day today I thought it was Thursday, and all day yesterday I thought it was Wednesday.

Well my brother dropped a bombshell informing me today was FRIDAY

wtf  :-[

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The Flood / Feels weird having normal sized balls again
« on: August 04, 2016, 03:37:58 PM »
Feels weird mayne

Feels good mayne

 ???

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The Flood / Sex is too easy for me to get now
« on: August 04, 2016, 12:16:23 AM »
True love is what evades me

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The Flood / Who here is good at making resumes? GTFIH
« on: August 03, 2016, 05:30:58 PM »
I need to make a resume but I struggle to make one. I don't have any OFFICIAL job experience but I have some stuff plus volunteer work. Anyone able to help? For extreme help aka making it for me I can get you a $20 Amazon gift card or something  :D

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