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The Flood / my breakfast shake
« on: September 20, 2016, 01:58:34 PM »
2 cups of milk
Half a cup of oats
Frozen strawberries
Banana
2 scoops of protein
Vanilla yogurt
Big Scoop of Ice cream

gotta get big

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The Flood / really miss this girl man
« on: September 20, 2016, 02:22:37 AM »
legit 10/10 supermodel petite white Latina mixed goddess

Rich and very spoiled so she was lowkey uptight, she told me she's never met someone who could handle her like I do but that's because she literally acted just like my spoiled uptight mom so I was a pro

she adored me but I was a pussy and couldn't pull the trigger so she dropped me fast

smh every time I hangout with any girl I end up Thinking about her instead

need to slightly lower my estrogen it's getting high. Nipples are getting itchy LOL

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The Flood / The puppy filter on snapchat is legit!! (Picture thread)
« on: September 19, 2016, 06:10:56 PM »



XOXO 😘😘😘

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The Flood / I'm about to go slayer mode
« on: September 19, 2016, 01:52:46 PM »
Sex drive on these vitamins is too high

Will keep this thread as a sort of log to myself

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The Flood / time to give myself my flu shot
« on: September 18, 2016, 01:16:09 AM »
Gotta stay healthy

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Sometimes I can't stand the way that I'm acting, to be part of the things you do

YouTube


<3

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The Flood / Don't want to break nofap
« on: September 18, 2016, 12:34:52 AM »
I'm 5 days in and extremely horny

Wat do

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The Flood / Only thing on the mind of a shark is eat
« on: September 17, 2016, 05:00:26 PM »
By any means and you're just sardines

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The Flood / This girl is playing games with my mind
« on: September 16, 2016, 02:37:14 AM »
Trapped in her web

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The Flood / Growth mindset people in this thread only !!
« on: September 15, 2016, 05:01:13 PM »
If you're a growth mindset type of person and believe you have limitless potential and can always improve let me know !!!!!!!

If you're fixed mindset type also let me know so I can mute you !!!! facts only

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The Flood / Need ideas for a second date
« on: September 15, 2016, 02:52:46 AM »
I'm not good at this whole serious dating thing but I dig this girl

We've already done dinner and a movie, that was at night.

No clue what date #2 should be. So far things I've read online are bowling and ice skating(can't ice skate)

Any tips from the studs on sep7agon

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The Flood / I ain't no angel, I still got a few more dances
« on: September 14, 2016, 02:43:57 AM »
With the deviiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllll




I AIN'T AS GOOD AS I'M GONNA GET

BUT I'M BETTER THAN I USED TO BE

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The Flood / All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
« on: September 13, 2016, 01:27:21 AM »
I like watching the puddles gather rain

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Fuck you bro, and by bro I mean never my bro

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The Flood / Going to go pickup a box of donuts
« on: September 11, 2016, 03:18:45 PM »
What kind should I add to the box?

Must haves:

Jelly filled glaze
Maple bar
Old fashion frosted sprinkles (pink)
Glaze donut

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The Flood / went to my first club
« on: September 11, 2016, 07:07:22 AM »
Clubs are shit

Overcrowded and hot. Lots of sweaty ugly thirsty dudes and attention hungry women

Wanted to fight at least 15 guys. They all bump into you and push you if you even stand CLOSE to a hot girl they're trying to dance with. Not PLUR AT ALL

Also I need to learn how to dance like black people, how to yike and grind like them etc.

Overall I progressively feel worse and worse every time I go out

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The Flood / Man o man do I hate guys that abuse women
« on: September 09, 2016, 02:24:46 AM »
ya boi jive gonna be cracking some skulls soon

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The Flood / Anyone ever been to a chiropractor?
« on: September 08, 2016, 02:02:05 PM »
Been thinking of going to one just to see if they can fix anything I might not know is messed up. Also a deep tissue massage sounds fantastic

Anyone ever been to one? I've read some places that there's no actual evidence that what they do works though, and the neck popping thing they do scares me

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Cause he needs his medicine

But anyways the lady looks at me for a long time suspiciously and scans my body up and down. Then she says "what did you need these for" and I say "for my sick dog"

Then she takes my drivers license and types something into her computer

So am I on some sort of list now or what

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The Flood / **Jives search for a job thread**
« on: September 06, 2016, 03:34:18 PM »
I've been very lazy on getting a job. HONESTLY I haven't even finalized my resume even though I've been given some good templates

This thread will hold me accountable though. I'll update with things I'm doing to get a job such as places where I apply/interviews/miscellaneous stuff

Right now my home internet isn't working so I'm gonna go to the library and write my resume

Also I have Very little job experience and zero "official" work experience

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The Flood / How do you dress?
« on: September 06, 2016, 03:19:27 PM »
Right now I've grown to the point where none of my regular clothes fit me, and I'm too poor to afford new clothing so I'm pretty much that guy who wears gym shorts and shirts all day.

What do you guys wear on a day to day basis?

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Feeling fawkin huge brah

i love you sep7agon <3

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The Flood / I lost my car smh
« on: September 03, 2016, 01:40:01 PM »
No clue where I left it last night

I also lost my car keys.

Fml. My dad is super pissed at me right now I'm scared to leave my room

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The Flood / Tinder is literally way too easy for me now
« on: September 01, 2016, 03:54:44 PM »

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The Flood / Really want a subway sandwich
« on: September 01, 2016, 03:50:29 PM »
But there are a lot of obstacles in my life right now preventing me from getting one

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The Flood / Should I hit LEGS or ARMS today
« on: August 30, 2016, 07:58:42 PM »
It's supposed to be leg day but I feel really full and kinda want to hit arms

 ??? ???

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The Flood / RIP to my boi Lord Starch
« on: August 29, 2016, 01:57:26 PM »
He was a good guy

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The Flood / I should be downtown whippin on my way to you
« on: August 29, 2016, 01:13:48 PM »
You got something that belongs to me

Your body language says it all

Despite the things you said to meeee

WHO is it that's got you all gassed up

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The Flood / tried to have sex with some girl and couldn't et hard LOL
« on: August 28, 2016, 06:58:09 AM »
Spent like 25 min fingering her so she'd cum and she ''twas sucking my dick forever but I was legit 65% the entire time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Felt bad, could tell she thought it was her fault

Was either alcohol or steroids playing with my dick

Confident it was the booze but still smh never happened in my life

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Right now I'm depression 75% complete transitioning into rage

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