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The Flood / Re: I don't care about GMOs
« on: November 20, 2016, 08:14:48 PM »
Would you be a 10/10 female but claim the status of being a GMO?

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The Flood / Re: It's looking like Al Baghdadi and I are done
« on: November 20, 2016, 02:58:31 AM »
It didn't even come with the lube that was shown on the receipt.

makes me wonder if they tested it out before sending it to you

It was sent to me around July 4th and they cared enough to wrap it in red, white, and blue wrapping paper.

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The Flood / Re: Black Sabbath thread
« on: November 20, 2016, 01:34:51 AM »
Oops
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solo ozzy =/= black sabbath

That's why I said 'oops'.

The Sabbath songs he played on his solo concert were exactly the same. Sabbath as a whole is better for sure, but I enjoy Ozzy alone as well.

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The Flood / Re: It's looking like Al Baghdadi and I are done
« on: November 20, 2016, 01:15:12 AM »
What should I photoshop him over?


Like you had to ask. Elite armor. Energy sword dildo
I gave the BD toy away.

I can't make any other angles with it.

Dragon dildo then?
Yeah someone blew $110 to send off a toy that looked like an elite cock to my door with the title of water dragon.
It didn't even come with the lube that was shown on the receipt. It was fun gluing to my friend's desk though.

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The Flood / Re: It's looking like Al Baghdadi and I are done
« on: November 20, 2016, 01:09:15 AM »
What should I photoshop him over?


Like you had to ask. Elite armor. Energy sword dildo
I gave the BD toy away.

I can't make any other angles with it.

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The Flood / Re: Black Sabbath thread
« on: November 20, 2016, 01:08:02 AM »
Oops
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The Flood / Re: my heart will go on
« on: November 20, 2016, 01:06:50 AM »

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The Flood / Re: It's looking like Al Baghdadi and I are done
« on: November 20, 2016, 01:05:59 AM »
What should I photoshop him over?

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The Flood / Re: Parody song: Will The Real Sean Murray Please Speak Up?
« on: November 19, 2016, 05:51:28 AM »
k

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i can only imagine being so empty-headed that i'd care this much about a game's graphics

People expect the games to look fairly decent in order to compensate for its shitty mechanics.

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The Flood / Re: who's cuter
« on: November 17, 2016, 06:37:30 PM »

You still have that photo shopped image you posted of him in anarchy?
Which?

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The Flood / Re: who's cuter
« on: November 17, 2016, 04:17:01 PM »

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The Flood / Re: who's cuter
« on: November 17, 2016, 04:07:19 PM »
Deci, is that you?
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The Flood / Re: >you will never be a mechanic in 60s America
« on: November 17, 2016, 05:37:45 AM »
>You'll never bang Freddie Mercury while he's in drag
 
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I said this in a discord chat the other day, GOD stop stalking me.

I am you.

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The Flood / Re: >you will never be a mechanic in 60s America
« on: November 17, 2016, 05:09:53 AM »
>You'll never bang Freddie Mercury while he's in drag
 
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The Flood / Re: Some pictures I took when visiting JPL
« on: November 16, 2016, 11:58:12 PM »
NASA can only drink Sprite because they've had trouble with getting 7up.

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The Flood / Re: Scientists find star to be rounder than my balls
« on: November 16, 2016, 09:05:41 PM »
MFW that star is round AF.


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The Flood / Re: long or short?
« on: November 16, 2016, 08:59:59 PM »

I thought I could go with the lesbian kind of look

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The Flood / Re: long or short?
« on: November 16, 2016, 08:52:53 PM »
Longer if you want to look more feminine.


Short hair makes you look even fatter.

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The Flood / Re: Soulless chinks begin human genetic manipulation
« on: November 16, 2016, 08:46:25 PM »
Ban GMOs

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The Flood / Re: Australians even shitpost IRL to world leaders
« on: November 16, 2016, 06:36:32 PM »
Aren't kiwis the shitposters?

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The Flood / Re: Drivers license exam / test tomorrow
« on: November 16, 2016, 05:23:13 PM »
Grand Theft Auto actually assisted me when it comes to driving.

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The Flood / Re: I made a bork video
« on: November 16, 2016, 12:12:38 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Eating sperm makes you live longer
« on: November 15, 2016, 07:21:28 PM »
I'll let the ladies know.

you posted this already
Thought I only posted this one.

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The Flood / Re: Eating sperm makes you live longer
« on: November 15, 2016, 05:07:21 PM »
I'll let the ladies know.

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The Flood / Re: You cringe, you lose.
« on: November 14, 2016, 09:36:17 PM »

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The Flood / Re: $18 haircut
« on: November 14, 2016, 05:51:28 PM »
>Every time she shaves my neck I hear her freak out about the werewolf fur that covers my back
>Can't shave it either or ingrown hairs take over
ouch

maybe you could wax it? I dunno

That doesn't particularly work either.

There's a carpet on my chest as well.

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The Flood / Re: $18 haircut
« on: November 14, 2016, 05:28:22 PM »
>$30 haircut for my style + Hair wash
>Free eyebrow waxing because we know the lady
>I get a boost in confidence because she at least compliments about the amount of hair my body has.
>Every time she shaves my neck I hear her freak out about the werewolf fur that covers my back
>Can't shave it either or ingrown hairs take over


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Gaming / Re: Battlefield 1
« on: November 14, 2016, 03:38:00 PM »
I demand for the Chauchat to be in here.
It was the most common automatic throughout The Great War, and it was surprisingly good before the Americans ruined its reliability with the block magazines and cheap metal.
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Also, we need B.A.R. mags that are a bit longer than 20rds.


People are bitching about there being far/few automatic weaponry, but it became fairly common by the end of the war.
A lot of the guns that converted to semi should learn their place and have that modified BAR magazine jammed in there.

I'd like some references to the movie/event of The Lost Battalion, or at least an operations map that nods to it. 
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