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961
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:55:44 PM »
What can I do about blackheads?
sandpaper
No, the blackheads are used to the sandy planes that are Gatsby's nose, and so sandpaper will help them navigate better. (map)
962
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:54:53 PM »
i suffer from DMS, Dank Meme Syndrome
Please explain the symptoms as I'm not a "real" doctor.
963
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:54:15 PM »
What can I do about blackheads?
Get your old toothbrush and put some toothpaste on it. Then you "brush your teeth" but on your nose. let it burn for a moment after you're done. then rinse
964
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:52:59 PM »
Weeaboo
Listen to this and you're now a socially acceptable martial artist
965
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:50:44 PM »
I'm not a real doctor, and I don'
I'll help you in anyway that I can (through text).
Post your symptoms
966
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:42:41 PM »
and don't you dare buy the ones that aren't at least 65% quality!
Don't buy the short ones, don't buy the brown ones! 
Better buy the large one
Makes you healthy, makes you strong.
Actually yes buy the brown ones.
That's how you make banana bread.
I can feel that we're not on the same page here.
967
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:42:04 PM »
You're down on your luck, and tired as fu-, so are you gonna do- no, what can you do!? You peel it, you take a bite, and you keep at it until you reach the peel-limit. Now peel it again, and repeat, for a taste of the high energy.
I am of course talking about thick, fulfilling bananas that are full of the good stuff.
Traditionally banannas make poor hobo food since they require climbing a tree, and a tropical climate. That being said.
Bananas and vanilla ice cream.
No, man. You only need the banana. A banana will do for breakfast
968
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:40:38 PM »
and don't you dare buy the ones that aren't at least 65% quality! Don't buy the short ones, don't buy the brown ones! Better buy the large one Makes you healthy, makes you strong.
969
« on: April 14, 2015, 12:35:48 PM »
You're down on your luck, and tired as fu-, so are you gonna do- no, what can you do!? You peel it, you take a bite, and you keep at it until you reach the peel-limit. Now peel it again, and repeat, for a taste of the high energy.
I am of course talking about thick, fulfilling bananas that are full of the good stuff.
970
« on: April 14, 2015, 11:51:48 AM »
If you don't believe you're 12 years old or have the logic of a 12 year old.
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971
« on: April 14, 2015, 11:47:46 AM »
Women instantly get wet whenever they see me
But your hair is shit
972
« on: April 14, 2015, 11:46:13 AM »
It's figuratively the worst invention ever you didn't even use the word "figuratively" right
really, you should never use the word "figuratively" at all
Yeah, I suppose you're right. I wrote it because I had originally written literally.
973
« on: April 14, 2015, 11:43:17 AM »
#zestposting
974
« on: April 14, 2015, 11:42:02 AM »
Snapchat is a waste of life.
It's figuratively the worst invention ever
975
« on: April 14, 2015, 11:41:13 AM »
+ videos
976
« on: April 14, 2015, 11:28:59 AM »
Discipline is good, Zesty.
quick and dirty is always better Now I don't need an alarm clock, and I get a drug-like effect in the morning
977
« on: April 14, 2015, 11:28:04 AM »
the early bird gets the meme
That's not a pun.
What do you think you're doing?
I ask myself that a lot
No, I mean what are you doing in this thread?
I wanted to see why you wake up so early, why else
How about you see me as an attacker, and you want to know what I'm up to?
But if I saw you as an attacker, then I would already know that what you are up to is attacking
Not without seeing the attack...
Well that depends on the attack really
And what kind of attack was this? It wasn't one, so that makes it harder to find. Are you stupid?
Are you ATTACKING me?
no
978
« on: April 14, 2015, 10:32:53 AM »
979
« on: April 14, 2015, 10:01:48 AM »
Example:
980
« on: April 14, 2015, 10:00:43 AM »
Is that seriously the highlight of your day? Sad
981
« on: April 14, 2015, 09:15:42 AM »
Batch don't be racist
I live in the town known for its racism against it's native locals, who are complete assholes anyway, how can I not?
But that doesn't mean I can't hate on the white man, theyre the wurst
*sip tea*
Conforming to norms, despicable.
Don't know what that means, but lets break it down
The black people, in my country at least, as a majority, are lazy, jobless by choice and utterly racist toward anything not them, not my fault but still.
Asian people, individuals are the nicest people I've ever known, the ones I don't know running the big corps will drive my country to the ground
Indians, can be nice, but highly strung in our community, I also hate how each help line I call goes to some completely non-compliant Indian, they dont understand, they dont care.
Lebonons, mostly in cities, mostly assholes
Muslims, split, between nice ones who can be highly strung assuming your racist in result being racist themselves, or the ones who split out think I am scum.
White people, who are aiding the Chinese in running this country into the ground. White people are stupid, at least those in power
American and European, nice until they find something which either they dont understand, or is completely different from their country, they turn sour fast.
Australians we are cunts
English, highly strung cunts
New Zealanders are nice because theyre on our land.
Africans, just...do not understand, so I hate for their lack of competence.
Yep I'm racist, but I'm equally racist. Gimme a culture and I'll tell you why I have a reason to not like them.
That being said I also have reasons to like everyone too.
*sips tea*
The world is complex like that.
Tl;dr Don't justify it
982
« on: April 14, 2015, 09:11:40 AM »
the early bird gets the meme
That's not a pun.
What do you think you're doing?
I ask myself that a lot
No, I mean what are you doing in this thread?
I wanted to see why you wake up so early, why else
How about you see me as an attacker, and you want to know what I'm up to?
But if I saw you as an attacker, then I would already know that what you are up to is attacking
Not without seeing the attack...
Well that depends on the attack really
And what kind of attack was this? It wasn't one, so that makes it harder to find. Are you stupid?
983
« on: April 14, 2015, 09:04:57 AM »
the early bird gets the meme
That's not a pun.
What do you think you're doing?
I ask myself that a lot
No, I mean what are you doing in this thread?
I wanted to see why you wake up so early, why else
How about you see me as an attacker, and you want to know what I'm up to?
But if I saw you as an attacker, then I would already know that what you are up to is attacking
Not without seeing the attack...
984
« on: April 14, 2015, 09:04:07 AM »
Literally what the fuck goes through Zesty's head?
I have some theories as to why I wake up so early; this is one of them.
985
« on: April 14, 2015, 09:03:03 AM »
Batch don't be racist
I live in the town known for its racism against it's native locals, who are complete assholes anyway, how can I not?
But that doesn't mean I can't hate on the white man, theyre the wurst
*sip tea*
Conforming to norms, despicable.
986
« on: April 14, 2015, 09:00:18 AM »
the early bird gets the meme
That's not a pun.
What do you think you're doing?
I ask myself that a lot
No, I mean what are you doing in this thread?
I wanted to see why you wake up so early, why else
How about you see me as an attacker, and you want to know what I'm up to?
987
« on: April 14, 2015, 08:58:58 AM »
Wait...am I a meme?
*sips tea*
Go fuck yourself
Firstly, Kill yourself Sand Nigger
Secondly, whats the beef?
*sips tea*
Homophobe √
Racist √
Annoying √
Pedophile √
I make you hard dont I?
*sips tea*
Yes, my muscles.
With which you angrily massage your boyhood right?
*sips tea*
988
« on: April 14, 2015, 08:57:09 AM »
You are a meme.
Learn the definition of meme, and then understand that what you just said was stupid.
989
« on: April 14, 2015, 08:56:36 AM »
I'll be in your wetdreams fuckboy
You'd like that
990
« on: April 14, 2015, 08:55:44 AM »
the early bird gets the meme
That's not a pun.
What do you think you're doing?
I ask myself that a lot
No, I mean what are you doing in this thread?
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