This is a piece of information that I'm going to share with you. Do as you want with it.

First; some questions.

McDonald's motto, what was it now again?

Now try to imagine the following.

A cereal commercial

A beer commercial

An awesome commercial

A chocolate commercial

A funny commercial

A food commercial

The names of those bands that you don't listen to, or people

You could find one for everyone of these. Now imagine this storage in your memory being used for history, or terms in math. Imagine the different quotes from people that you could've memorized instead. Imagine all of the words that you could have learned instead of filling your memory storage with pointless things.

Coca Cola Christmas commercial with those trucks. Coca cola Zero when the guy does something action filled.

Do what you want with this information. I've turned it into knowledge. 

You're nothing more than spare parts

This sums it up well.

I've smoked weed once, and currently smoke cigars on special occasions.

Post pics fgt. do et.

I do but I'll be quitting again. I don't want to smoke and I don't want to take pictures of my ash tray for you (nice as it is - I like pretty things).

You ashhole.

When you do something without thinking, it could be due to your Thalamus communicating with your Amygdala more quicker, instead of analyzing data.

That reminds me.

My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime faggot like me
The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the fuck on
so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could fuck all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother)
so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was fucking hot

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread, though. I went to Afganistan a while ago. Yeah, THAT Afganistan. Well anyways there was an insane number of mass communications there so I couldn't commence an attack. Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Al-Kaida" or something written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You don't come to Afganistan just because it's war, morons. It's just war. W-A-R for crying out loud. There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Afganistan, huh? How fracking nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna drop'em some food." God I can't bear to watch. You people, America will do everything from there now on, so fracking clean this land of yourselves. Afganistan should be a more bloody place. That tense atmosphere, when a fight with the guy on opposite seat who recites the Coran can be started at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home. Anyways, just when I finally calmed down, the next bastard beside me goes "let's betray Northern Alliance, shall we?" That just pissed me off even more. Who in the world deserts army and betrays, you moron? What does "let's betray Northern Alliance" have this fracking proud face of yours? I want to ask him this, do you REALLY want to betray?" I want to interrogate him. I want to fracking interrogate him for an hour. Isn't it that you just wanted to try saying "NATO"? Coming from a Afgan veteran such as myself, the latest trend in Afganistan nowadays is of course this: self-exploding terrorism. Anthrax and self-exploding terrorism. That's what you should ask for normally. Self-exploding is praised after death. But on the other hand there's not enough satisfaction in the bereaved family. This is the key. And then there's anthrax. This is the most of all. However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the UN from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with Ramadan.

Have you heard of the "Chuck Norris Facts"?
There are more than 50,000 jokes making their way around the Internet that purport to be "facts" all playing off my movie roles as a "tough guy" and my history as a martial arts champion. But they aren't "jokes" to those who spread them – they're "facts."
Here are a few of my favorites:
"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."
"Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris."
These "facts" have become a phenomenon – a fad spread mainly by young people of high school and college age. It's hard to explain why these things happen – how they take on a life of their own.
Naturally, over the past couple years as this wildfire has been raging, people have asked me, "What do you think of all this?"
My answer is always the same: Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. And, thankfully, most are just promoting harmless fun. (But be careful if you go searching for "Chuck Norris Facts" on the Internet, because some are just not appropriate for kids.)
Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of the craze of "Chuck Norris Facts." It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. I'm so grateful for my fans. Who knows, maybe these one liners will prompt some one to seek out the real facts about me and the beliefs that have shaped my life and my career.
While I have as much fun as anyone else reading and quoting them, let's face it, most "Chuck Norris Facts" describe someone with supernatural, superhuman powers. They're describing a superman character. And in the history of this planet, there has only been one real Superman. It's not me.
Let me illustrate using a few of the claims being made about me in the various lists of "Chuck Norris Facts":
Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises."
I've got a bulletin for you, folks. I am no superman. I realize that now, but I didn't always. As six-time world karate champion and then a movie star, I put too much trust in who I was, what I could do and what I acquired. I forgot how much I needed others and especially God. Whether we are famous or not, we all need God. We also need other people.
If your whole life is spent trying to make money and you neglect the people important in your life, you will create an emptiness deep in your heart and soul. I know. I fell into that trap. I dedicated my whole life to fame and fortune. I had a huge hole in my heart and was miserable until I met my wife, Gena, who brought me back to the Lord.
Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.
By the way, without him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things – and so can you.
Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."
There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.
If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.
Again, I'm flattered and amazed by the way I've become a fascinating public figure for a whole new generation of young people around the world. But I am not the characters I play. And even the toughest characters I have played could never measure up to the real power in this universe.

Quote from: DigitalIZesty on October 24, 2014, 08:18:09 AM

Why are you supporting someone who wants to kill me? You can't hate me this much, so what the frack is wrong with you all?

You are either feigning ignorance or you have never seen the navy seal copypasta.

Either way that doesn't reflect well upon you.

It's not ignorance. I am fully aware of the "meme", but a fracking threat is a threat.

If I tell someone that being gay is wrong, and I get banned, does that mean the if I say something like "You're a fagola", then that won't get me banned since it's also a meme?

You do realize how stupid this whole scene is, don't you? Yet you can't ignore the threats that were made.

 Edit: You either blacklist him for what he wrote, or I'm gonna use a lot of "memes" that you won't ban me for.

Why are you supporting someone who wants to kill me? You can't hate me this much, so what the fuck is wrong with you all?

Ellen Page.

She is the answer to everything.

Look, I didn't expect an answer from a retard like you, but now that you have answered, I'm not surprised that you posted something so stupid.

You're in no way a contribution to any of my threads. Please leave me alone.

I don't smoke. I find even being around someone that does can make me feel sick.  Why do you want pictures?

Why did you post your reply?

If you answer me why you posted it when nobody asked for it, I will answer your question.

Not cigarettes

I'd like you to post the image of whatever you're smoking, and its ashes. Some informationa s to where the stuff has come from would be helpful as well.

I'd also like the general areas of where it is sold.

This is for identification purposes only.

I mean the site in general. It keeps on loading, but never gets me anywhere.

Edit: They finally put up a maintenance mode sign.

Idiocracy
Battle Royale

I'll probably come back to list more, when I can take a look at the movies I have.
I don't want to list things that others have already said, like Trollhunter and Pulp Fiction.

pleb.