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2851
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:43:54 PM »
There has to be a good Swedish girl somewhere.
Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say.
Good is very subjecyibe
I've seen that copypasta before. Yeah, it's subjective, but there has to be a good one out there.
Definitely, but the requirmentes for that person would be ,much higher than what I ahve. I am shitty person in prtty much every aspect, other than the fact that I can be likeable if I'm in the mood, but my mood very often changes based on boredom and sleep adn sother things- PLIS: Many people have told me tha I'm cute, but it's not me face, so it's the other kind of cute I definitelt hvae achane in the market" but I don't want to do it mang, it's me personaluty type I believe
2852
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:41:19 PM »
*puts on wig*
hey boo, wnt sum fuk?
no! this is what I mean im not shallow you skankkywhore lit- oh shit! Time is 0+1:41 so late man
2853
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:40:25 PM »
There has to be a good Swedish girl somewhere.
Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on. There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons. I don't really don't know what else to say. Good is very subjecyibe
2854
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:36:44 PM »
I will be on ques- fuck it.
There doesn't exist a gf that will please my every need, or my most minor ones to the point where it's considerable.
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I RATHER BE ALONE THAN BE APHONY
I AM NOT YOUR EVERYDAY SHALLOW GUY
2855
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:35:01 PM »
inb4 nxus
2856
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:33:16 PM »
Hang yourself
Shut up Serpa miläpaa kerpele finnish boy! Edot: Bplease dont shut up i love something why is it alwasy edot in the dark, and not edit?
2857
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:32:44 PM »
you just win the game
of batsu? Sayko gu, Jack and white.
2858
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:31:32 PM »
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2859
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:28:42 PM »
Listen to Remy, for he is wise and intelligent.
Edot: lol "remy"
2860
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:25:29 PM »
Has anyone told you that you type like a retard? Cause holy shit the only other explanation would be copy and paste.
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2861
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:22:17 PM »
2862
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:15:09 PM »
Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be
of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And
has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it
first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching
chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made
out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was
made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to
the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my
other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
2864
« on: December 27, 2014, 06:08:23 PM »
>tfw im just about to light up
shit bruh what you smoking?
Is that a reputable tobacco brand in the UK or a white trash brand?
lol i just usually just walk in an off license and ask for the cheapest 10 deck. although i got paid very well this month so ive been smoking marlboro reds
Ever had a cigar?
No, I haven't.
2865
« on: December 27, 2014, 05:34:51 PM »
No. I like smoking, I'll stop when I want to. Not because some swedish fag told me to.
YOU've doomed us all!¨¨readt he op
2866
« on: December 27, 2014, 05:15:51 PM »
look at yourfaggot picture. You can't call anyone a faggot when your face is the ultimate faggot face. And it looks like your pretty dumb yourself considering you can't even spell penis.
BE IT BREAKFAST, BRUNCH OR BED AND BE YOU A BAREFOOT BURGLAR, BRITISH BANKER OR BEDFAST BOOKMAKER A BASIC BESTIAL BLESSING IS THE BURGER! A BILLION BURGER BANQUET BEQUETH UPON ME FROM A BURGER BASTION OF BEDLAM BARELY BEGINS TO BOIL MY BULKY BURGER BURDEN. YET I MUST BARE BULBOUS BEGGERS BESEECHING BURGERS TO BUILD UPON THEIR BIG BAGGAGE WHILE BREEDING BARBARICALLY. BUT BEFORE THE BURGER BANQUET A BETTER BEGINNING IS OBLIGED. YOU MAY CALL ME BURGER KING
2867
« on: December 27, 2014, 05:14:37 PM »
I'm gonna ram my throbbing goddamned cock right into your tight pre-pubescent bum.
Man, that's a BEAUTIFUL cock -- and a nice set of hairy, balls making hot loads of HIV semen! I'd love to have you impregnate a some of my CD4 cells. Then I'd have a strain of your descendants living in me always. Very Hot! Happy Fucking, Brother!
2868
« on: December 27, 2014, 05:13:54 PM »
As we all know, smoking is really bad for your health. What a lot of people don't realize is that when you smoke, those few minutes of your expected lifespan are literally transformed into the ash you flick away into an ashtray. Ashtrays, each and every one of them, are constructed by a single group running several dozen front companies.
Basically, unless you're putting out your smokes beneath your heel or in the ashtray your kid made at camp, you're dispensing your ashen life into this group's eager little recepticle. Their ashtrays absorb the life force from the ashes and sends it to a central holding facility. No one knows for sure what these guys are going to do when they've collected all that life energy, but it's probably going to be huge.
Incidentally, there's talk of a rival organization leading the anti-smoking political agenda from behind the scenes. They probably figure removing smoking sections, and thus ashtrays, from restaurants and bars is a good first step towards thwarting whatever it is this ashtray company is trying to do.
2869
« on: December 27, 2014, 05:10:44 PM »
ITT: Discuss me being a minor
I am below the age of a major, and thus I am a minor.
Please don't make sex jokes, as I'm a minor.
2870
« on: December 27, 2014, 05:00:33 PM »
text
Yeah, but what I'm trying to say without putting any effort into saying is that... wait, I haven't even mentioned it. Oh well. What I was thinking of when I wrote my thing was that neurons can be looked at individually, and read with the proper tools, I'm sure, so if you look at literally every factor, then you should be able to predict the person's behaviour; actions et cetera. At first it's all about statistics, but as we get into it the whole thing turns into an exact reason for certain beahviours and actions. First it will be: 20% that the person will cry
40% that the person will drink beer and ignore it for as long as possible (as shown by early childhood bla blab bla)
5% that the person will laugh
10% that the person will be happy
but then when we level up our science of the human mind, and the human it'll look more like: 60% that the person will cry because neurons in the Amygdala show that the person is receptive to emotional bla bla abla At one point I'm sure that we'll reach 80%, and even beyond that. We will reach 100%, and then we'll have to guess about other things, such as: The person knows that this is a test, so he will behave 5% ....TL;DR: We will reach a point where we can predict anything we want from the human mind, but there exist too many cells that all have to be looked at individually. Edit: It's just not worth it to be this precise when broader things can be applied, but I'm saying that it should be 100% possible, and it resembles science the most imo.
2871
« on: December 27, 2014, 04:50:37 PM »
It's too complicated to become a science.
We're not yet at the point where we can understand everything about humans, and thus it can't yet be a science, but like everything else it is in fact a science that can be written down.
I neglected to mention what you said is absolutely nonsensical.
What do you mean?
2872
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:48:16 PM »
Yadda yadda >I'll go to the store >"ok but use your own money, and then I'll give you the sum that you've spent" >ok At this point I'm holding chocolate and stuff in my hand >see uncle >gives me money >come back home >Round off the amount of money wasted to about 50 when it was more like 40 >doesn't have 50 >gives me 100 mfw I made 160 kr by going to the store and buying chocolate for myself and other  Response to replies because I'm gonna be gtg: 
2873
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:42:57 PM »
It's too complicated to become a science.
We're not yet at the point where we can understand everything about humans, and thus it can't yet be a science, but like everything else it is in fact a science that can be written down.
2874
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:41:05 PM »
i cant i have to floss my car
Run car snow pen LOL
2875
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:37:10 PM »
2876
« on: December 27, 2014, 01:05:50 PM »
We only need two people.
We don't have two people. We have weebs, and furrfags.
2877
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:46:06 PM »
Who'd win?
2878
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:29:36 PM »
2879
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:26:50 PM »
It's funny 'cause I saw this gif before wrecking balls had come out.
2880
« on: December 26, 2014, 04:05:47 PM »
Now why the fuck would you do that?
Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and Punishments
Fuck it. Do it.
Wait, so do you want me to let them blow it up, or to blow up the gunpowder so that they can't blow it up?
Whichever causes the biggest explosion.
It was a decent explosion. I let them blow it up.
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