Quote from: DigitalIzesty on March 15, 2015, 10:01:56 AM

Quote from: Zonda on March 15, 2015, 09:59:12 AM

Quote from: DigitalIzesty on March 15, 2015, 09:53:07 AM

Quote from: Zonda on March 15, 2015, 09:20:38 AM

<insert comment about Mushroom from Super Mario Bros. here>

Please do, because nobody here is 8, other than you, and thus we're unable to "insert a comment about Mushroom from Super Mario Bros" on our own. Please do though.

I was just having difficulties with the image function, and was too lazy to fix my comment properly. Thus, I scrapped the entire thing. I genuinely apologize if my actions have offended you this greatly as to merit such a barbed response, because clearly you're in an impaired mental state where absolutely everything is an affront to your existence.

Someone's taking it to the extreme. Maybe relax and try to see why I'm mad at you? A childish reference (or not I'll never know), and you don't contribute.

Blame whatever you want, but chances are that the original thing you'd have posted would have made me angrier, just as angry, or less angry.

>implying I need to relax

I like to think my original intended reply was quite witty. You clearly struggle with simple concepts such as sarcasm if you're this frustrated at a simple reply on an internet forum. I really don't see how I can take a topic seriously enough to contribute, when "oh shit son" is in the title. It's basically a written invitation to shitpost. I expected a better sense of humor from you.

Problem is, as stated previously, I will never know how good your OP was, as it weren't posted. Where is the sarcasm? And no, only retards would assume that because this post has that kind of language it's an invitation to such things.

In my eyes, you're the person that comes to my stand up comedy and tries to tell jokes yourself. You're ruining the night for me, and just because it said "comedy night" doesn't mean you're allowed to do as you want to.

Oh you're the fedora guy

When have my posts ever been cool/meh?

They've always been both

Quote from: DigitalIzesty on March 15, 2015, 09:53:07 AM

Quote from: Zonda on March 15, 2015, 09:20:38 AM

<insert comment about Mushroom from Super Mario Bros. here>

Please do, because nobody here is 8, other than you, and thus we're unable to "insert a comment about Mushroom from Super Mario Bros" on our own. Please do though.

I was just having difficulties with the image function, and was too lazy to fix my comment properly. Thus, I scrapped the entire thing. I genuinely apologize if my actions have offended you this greatly as to merit such a barbed response, because clearly you're in an impaired mental state where absolutely everything is an affront to your existence.

Someone's taking it to the extreme. Maybe relax and try to see why I'm mad at you? A childish reference (or not I'll never know), and you don't contribute.

Blame whatever you want, but chances are that the original thing you'd have posted would have made me angrier, just as angry, or less angry.

This is my thread and I will defend it.

<insert comment about Mushroom from Super Mario Bros. here>

Please do, because nobody here is 8, other than you, and thus we're unable to "insert a comment about Mushroom from Super Mario Bros" on our own. Please do though.

No wait, at 07:10 or so it goes up, and then it shows hope.

I will live

Or was it perhaps that the shattered glas got me?

Mmm! sure looks like some tasty mushrooms. I better eat them before they go bad- no wait a minute! I don't know what species of mushroom that is, or anything about it other than that it has something under its parasol-like cap.

Hey that reminds me... That's a poisonous mushroom! I remember that description, so avoid mushrooms that have the weird thing under the parasol-queer-looking cap. White ring my ass! More like one of the most poisonous mushroom in the known mushroom world.


"Ahh, hey this looks good enough" is what you're thinking, but look again. Look closer. Are there any signs of bites from insects? Yes? Then stay away from it.

Heads up, we have a mushroom that looks like a weird piece of shit, and it is. This mushroom is a no-go, and it's distinctive characteristics such as: wrinkled irregular cap, with a bottom that hangs about free. It took me a while to understand this, but after an hour I realized that if you look at the caps downside, you can spot something white and that must be what it's talking about I mean come on.

Alright alright alright time to eat something, I mean, you must be getting hungry. Eat Big white balls of mushrooms.
Makes you healthy, makes you strong. Fry (maybe even deep fry) these fuckers and bon apetit

"If your chanterelle is tall with jagged gills, it may be a Jack O' Lantern, which is poisonous. If you're not sure, leave it alone."
anyway

"Best of all, like Puffballs, the Hen of the Woods has no look-alikes that are poisonous, so if you see one, it's a relatively safe bet"
"Sounds great! Wait, what are Hen of the Woods?"
-you
Easyyyyylooks absolutely disgusting
There we go!
This looks like a chicken kebab, much more appetizing
"These mushrooms can grow remarkably large, up to 100 lbs. Break off the soft and tender parts for a treat that can feed you for days" Sounds too good to be true in my experience with mushrooms
Since I love this mushroom, I'll add much more about it; how can you not? " Hen-of-the-woods mushrooms are described as “fall” mushrooms, but they can be found as early as late August, and as late as November."
"To harvest a “hen,” use a long knife to cut the main stem just above the ground."
"If you find a hen-of-the-woods, note the spot because they often grow in the same location year after year."
The caps start out darker when young and fade to a lighter gray or yellow. The edges of the caps often remain a darker color.

near residential areas and at the edge of the woods

Since the stem is very tough only slice off the caps for cooking. They should be young and firm, not dry, old, or mushy like the picture to the left

"Once you have clean maitake (hen of the woods) mushroom caps there's no limit to how you can cook them! They can be stir fried, baked, sauteed, stuffed, or made into a tea."
Here's the chicken of the forest, which is not edible


I'm starting to think this is a bit too much info, so maybe I'll stop... or maybe I'll just make another thread!

so astupis hahaha

It's a shit post and I'm calling out Orion for being a noob and stupid and ugly

I didn't really relate to anyone as far as I can remember.

Quote from: DemonicChronic on March 14, 2015, 05:29:39 PM

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Quote from: ifarted69 on March 14, 2015, 05:19:24 PM

y r u such a mean person 2 ppl?

Shut up Cheat. The secret is out. We all know it's you on these forums. Quit pretending to be someone else.

I've never pretended to not have several handfuls of alts, but that's not one of mine.

Can confirm.

I know Cheat's IP.

If ifarted69 is a real user and he sends me, his, I'll be nice to him.

But I swear each time I see that alt and the shit it says...

There he goes again!

Only this time it's a reaction gif I've already used. I'm guessing you Google them?

gats is a fgt

That's not even a meme lmao

okay for my spanish oral exam i have to debate three "controversial" issues with my teacher for a few minutes. i've chosen two of the topics, them being the decriminalisation of drugs and gun control, but i cant decide on a third. does anyone have any ideas for a topic that would go well with those two?