35 users, and no action. Where is everyone? I don't really care, just invite me.

Post pictures of the ashes, the brand, the type, and where whatever you're smoking has been made. If it's cigarette, then you won't have to do the latter one.

I'm into reading books, and now I've heard about Bentham, and it's all so interesting. I bet that there are so many more interesting ideas out there.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JO!

THE FOX IS MR:

lol

Anyway

The Fox in the meadow was an aristocrat, which name was Charles Hardlington. What was this particular fox doing here you wonder? It was an evening like any, but here this fox lied. He had stumbled upon a cat whose name was Amélie. This cat was a black cat with white parts.

The fox had fell in love with Amélie, and he was waiting for her to go about her everyday routine.

I've done nothing for the last two days now, and I'm sick of it. No more. No more. No mmore. PLLEASE:


















HELP MEHHLEPMEHELPME I BEG OG F YOU HELOP ME

I remember it as a more solid song, and maybe a version like that exists.

YOU'RE ALL IN MY HEAD'S DIARY, AND THUS YOU'RE A PART OF ME.








Trueer dfword have been spoken. It's quiten exrtaordinary that I can spam like this without getting banend. But how can you do that DigitalIZest?

I can explain.

Did you see that?

no?

Lets check it again.


Cheat and I have formed a contract where I am his kawai slave.

I'm supposed to just sit there and look like his pet.

It's disgusting.

I want freedom

of the arrival of the Archangels.

Albert regained his consciousness. He was facing a dilemma. Should he trade his life to Huermen, or hope that the people could face of the archangels? Of course, he knew that this was ridiculous, as the people hadn't even heard of the term Teutonic Knights, so he knew what to do.

In his prime, Albert was much more powerful, believe it or not. In his prime, he was at a god level. This of course being that of a weak god, but that in itself was an immense power for all of Albion to see.

 In the future, his name will carry much worth. Statues will be erected of him, and he will of course be in the books for those who want to learn the way of Albert; Måegi.

DOES THIS THREAD SAY ANYTHING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DON'T SMOKE? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I MADE THIS THREAD TWICE SO THAT PEOPLE WOULDN'T POST SHIT LIKE THIS, AND NOW IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT'S BEING POSTED.
Post the picture of the ashes and brand as well as the type.

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Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread, though. I went to Afganistan a while ago. Yeah, THAT Afganistan. Well anyways there was an insane number of mass communications there so I couldn't commence an attack. Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Al-Kaida" or something written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You don't come to Afganistan just because it's war, morons. It's just war. W-A-R for crying out loud. There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Afganistan, huh? How fracking nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna drop'em some food." God I can't bear to watch. You people, America will do everything from there now on, so fracking clean this land of yourselves. Afganistan should be a more bloody place. That tense atmosphere, when a fight with the guy on opposite seat who recites the Coran can be started at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home. Anyways, just when I finally calmed down, the next bastard beside me goes "let's betray Northern Alliance, shall we?" That just pissed me off even more. Who in the world deserts army and betrays, you moron? What does "let's betray Northern Alliance" have this fracking proud face of yours? I want to ask him this, do you REALLY want to betray?" I want to interrogate him. I want to fracking interrogate him for an hour. Isn't it that you just wanted to try saying "NATO"? Coming from a Afgan veteran such as myself, the latest trend in Afganistan nowadays is of course this: self-exploding terrorism. Anthrax and self-exploding terrorism. That's what you should ask for normally. Self-exploding is praised after death. But on the other hand there's not enough satisfaction in the bereaved family. This is the key. And then there's anthrax. This is the most of all. However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the UN from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with Ramadan.

Have you heard of the "Chuck Norris Facts"?
There are more than 50,000 jokes making their way around the Internet that purport to be "facts" all playing off my movie roles as a "tough guy" and my history as a martial arts champion. But they aren't "jokes" to those who spread them – they're "facts."
Here are a few of my favorites:
"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."
"Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris."
These "facts" have become a phenomenon – a fad spread mainly by young people of high school and college age. It's hard to explain why these things happen – how they take on a life of their own.
Naturally, over the past couple years as this wildfire has been raging, people have asked me, "What do you think of all this?"
My answer is always the same: Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. And, thankfully, most are just promoting harmless fun. (But be careful if you go searching for "Chuck Norris Facts" on the Internet, because some are just not appropriate for kids.)
Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of the craze of "Chuck Norris Facts." It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. I'm so grateful for my fans. Who knows, maybe these one liners will prompt some one to seek out the real facts about me and the beliefs that have shaped my life and my career.
While I have as much fun as anyone else reading and quoting them, let's face it, most "Chuck Norris Facts" describe someone with supernatural, superhuman powers. They're describing a superman character. And in the history of this planet, there has only been one real Superman. It's not me.
Let me illustrate using a few of the claims being made about me in the various lists of "Chuck Norris Facts":
Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises."
I've got a bulletin for you, folks. I am no superman. I realize that now, but I didn't always. As six-time world karate champion and then a movie star, I put too much trust in who I was, what I could do and what I acquired. I forgot how much I needed others and especially God. Whether we are famous or not, we all need God. We also need other people.
If your whole life is spent trying to make money and you neglect the people important in your life, you will create an emptiness deep in your heart and soul. I know. I fell into that trap. I dedicated my whole life to fame and fortune. I had a huge hole in my heart and was miserable until I met my wife, Gena, who brought me back to the Lord.
Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.
By the way, without him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things – and so can you.
Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."
There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.
If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.
Again, I'm flattered and amazed by the way I've become a fascinating public figure for a whole new generation of young people around the world. But I am not the characters I play. And even the toughest characters I have played could never measure up to the real power in this universe.

Don't worry, it's not anything that has with health to do. I want you to take a picture of the ashes and brand of the thing that you smoke.

I'm willing to pay for the picture with means that are within my capabilities. I want as many participants as possible, or one, and I want to see the ashes of all possible cigarette brands, and types.

ITT: People who don't smoke post "I don't smoke", and people who smoke write that they do smoke, but won't show pics.

I just hate the stupidity of the human race.

GJ for reminding me, guys.

No generic stuff like "The Godfather", or "Matrix".

Limitless