Mmm! sure looks like some tasty mushrooms. I better eat them before they go bad- no wait a minute! I don't know what species of mushroom that is, or anything about it other than that it has something under its parasol-like cap.

Hey that reminds me... That's a poisonous mushroom! I remember that description, so avoid mushrooms that have the weird thing under the parasol-queer-looking cap. White ring my ass! More like one of the most poisonous mushroom in the known mushroom world.


"Ahh, hey this looks good enough" is what you're thinking, but look again. Look closer. Are there any signs of bites from insects? Yes? Then stay away from it.

Heads up, we have a mushroom that looks like a weird piece of shit, and it is. This mushroom is a no-go, and it's distinctive characteristics such as: wrinkled irregular cap, with a bottom that hangs about free. It took me a while to understand this, but after an hour I realized that if you look at the caps downside, you can spot something white and that must be what it's talking about I mean come on.

Alright alright alright time to eat something, I mean, you must be getting hungry. Eat Big white balls of mushrooms.
Makes you healthy, makes you strong. Fry (maybe even deep fry) these fuckers and bon apetit

"If your chanterelle is tall with jagged gills, it may be a Jack O' Lantern, which is poisonous. If you're not sure, leave it alone."
anyway

"Best of all, like Puffballs, the Hen of the Woods has no look-alikes that are poisonous, so if you see one, it's a relatively safe bet"
"Sounds great! Wait, what are Hen of the Woods?"
-you
Easyyyyylooks absolutely disgusting
There we go!
This looks like a chicken kebab, much more appetizing
"These mushrooms can grow remarkably large, up to 100 lbs. Break off the soft and tender parts for a treat that can feed you for days" Sounds too good to be true in my experience with mushrooms
Since I love this mushroom, I'll add much more about it; how can you not? " Hen-of-the-woods mushrooms are described as “fall” mushrooms, but they can be found as early as late August, and as late as November."
"To harvest a “hen,” use a long knife to cut the main stem just above the ground."
"If you find a hen-of-the-woods, note the spot because they often grow in the same location year after year."
The caps start out darker when young and fade to a lighter gray or yellow. The edges of the caps often remain a darker color.

near residential areas and at the edge of the woods

Since the stem is very tough only slice off the caps for cooking. They should be young and firm, not dry, old, or mushy like the picture to the left

"Once you have clean maitake (hen of the woods) mushroom caps there's no limit to how you can cook them! They can be stir fried, baked, sauteed, stuffed, or made into a tea."
Here's the chicken of the forest, which is not edible


I'm starting to think this is a bit too much info, so maybe I'll stop... or maybe I'll just make another thread!

so astupis hahaha

It's a shit post and I'm calling out Orion for being a noob and stupid and ugly

I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual lyrical individual lyrical spiritual

The death had a negative impact on me that has lasted for quite a while

All you normal people care about trivial things - I actually let me kiss you. Comere! Gimme kiss

No wait forget about it.

You walk down the street and you see a window with some kind of damage on it, and you know that there's a story to it, but you just can't figure it out.

Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from threads such as "Classic", "The cashier broke my rules", "God damn", "JESUS", or polls like "Petition to get 66". Today I'm here to talk to you about windows.


The latter glass (annealed glass) is along with heat strengthed glass the only types that will be victim to stress cracks. Stress cracks happen due to thermal fluctuations, or edge damage. To differentiate you should look for a piece of glass that looks like a chip from the edge that's fallen off.

Next I'll tell you the difference between two similar glas planes in where damage has been inflicted, and what type it was.

If the glass has a more dense population of shards (still intact) at the impact points to the point where the glass looks white; it's because it had been hit by an object of fair size at an alright velocity.

If it looks like this It's caused by a small object stopping at the glass with a high velocity.

There are some glasses that have been hit by a big object, so how do they look? They look like your stereotypical image of broken glass, but with larger shards that are a bit curvy (intact) on the sides.

Nathan Shepard

i'm actually fucking losing it over this stupid fuckign video im so mad its just a guy in a godamn pillow case and he knocks shit off a dresser and im laughing my ass off i hate fitlhy frank and his stupid ass fucking bullshit god i could just pop an egg out of my ass why the fuck am i laughing


Miaoubeast

pearl calm down


Oil Up Faggot

polnareff calm down

Imagine having friends like these <3 They let the filth grow in each other

Why even bother living?

I remember being told this when I was young

0:42-1:11

>my father and my brother rarely eat cereal
No fucking wonder why! You're not supposed to add sugar to an already sugary thing, you savages!

It gets fun to watch after about 5 deaths

Quiero mejorar mi Español, por eso quiero que me ayudes.

Hablo conmigo por favor.

OMG "fly me to the moon, and let me play amongst the stars" I'm dying this is me fangirling all over AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Daisuke, rog-kun