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15571
« on: December 26, 2014, 03:14:12 AM »
Rocket. Please do not start making these kinds of threads..
1) parody 2) why?
15572
« on: December 26, 2014, 02:49:43 AM »
It sure had some DLC with those demos :/
15573
« on: December 26, 2014, 02:47:30 AM »
This isn't so much of a horror story from my perspective as it is a precious fucking childhood memory
First a little back story. My parents, specifically my mother were really invested in tricking my brother and I that those mythological holiday demons (santa, easter bunny, jews) were real. Up until I was around 6 years old I really thought I had concrete proof that Santa raided my house every year on jesus day.
So during one of those magical nights my brother and I took up the mantel of man hunters and made a pact to expose these creatures of myth as fact or fiction. Our first forrays of investigation involved putting a plastic cup by the fireplace only to see it crushed by none other than santa the next morning.
Although that quelled our appetite for the truth for a couple of weeks, we decided to revise the test a bit, at around 4 of clock in the morning on Christmas eve, we lit the fireplace ablaze, rendering any chimney intruder permanently disfigured. If we didn't receive our presents in the morning (which we did) we couled safely conclude that we killed santa. And if Santa hadn't been killed off, it would confirm our initial hypothesis.
TLDR: I proved Santa wasn't real by trying to cremate him
You tried to murder Santa? You must have been one scary child >_>
15574
« on: December 26, 2014, 02:45:13 AM »
Haven't for the past 10 years, don't care to. Don't need to hide behind a religion to explain why things happen.
No problem with that here. I saw a comment from you a while back though and it made me wonder, do you think that is why I am a Christian?
Probably, I can't say. I can't just plop open your head and read it like a book. You could either be infatuated with the teachings of Jesus and want to spread his love, or you just want to be spared eternal hellfire.
1 Corinthians 13:2"And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing." If I'm doing something and it isn't because of love, I'm nothing anyways. Fear is no motivation for me.
15575
« on: December 26, 2014, 02:26:31 AM »
5 years ago when I stopped going to church
OP got rekt
>implying this is more than simply a parody thread
>implying you didn't get fuking rekt, m8
This thread has nothing to do with me, so have fun connecting those dots somehow back to me >_>
ur the op, u fgt
read the thread title, then the Original Post.
Nothing involving me in either.
So nope. But say whatever you want.
mad cuz bad
totally mad
15576
« on: December 26, 2014, 02:26:08 AM »
When I was banging your mum
u r so mean
I R supr nice
lies
I gave your mom what she was never given for years if that's not supr nice I don't know what is
Wow.........so that's what happened while I was at my relative's house for christmas? O_________O
15577
« on: December 26, 2014, 02:25:17 AM »
Haven't for the past 10 years, don't care to. Don't need to hide behind a religion to explain why things happen.
No problem with that here. I saw a comment from you a while back though and it made me wonder, do you think that is why I am a Christian?
15578
« on: December 26, 2014, 02:23:54 AM »
When I was banging your mum
u r so mean
I R supr nice
lies
15579
« on: December 26, 2014, 02:22:35 AM »
I prefer my standard avatar thank you.
15580
« on: December 26, 2014, 02:21:26 AM »
5 years ago when I stopped going to church
OP got rekt
>implying this is more than simply a parody thread
>implying you didn't get fuking rekt, m8
This thread has nothing to do with me, so have fun connecting those dots somehow back to me >_>
ur the op, u fgt
read the thread title, then the Original Post. Nothing involving me in either. So nope. But say whatever you want.
15581
« on: December 26, 2014, 02:19:45 AM »
When I was banging your mum
u r so mean
15582
« on: December 26, 2014, 02:19:23 AM »
5 years ago when I stopped going to church
OP got rekt
>implying this is more than simply a parody thread
>implying you didn't get fuking rekt, m8
This thread has nothing to do with me, so have fun connecting those dots somehow back to me >_>
15583
« on: December 26, 2014, 02:17:23 AM »
5 years ago when I stopped going to church
OP got rekt
>implying this is more than simply a parody thread
15584
« on: December 26, 2014, 02:15:48 AM »
Is Spartan Ken even still active on b.net anymore?
He is. his last post was on December 20th.
His 100+ followers must worship Armor lock or something.......
I found that amount very surprising.
They're not real accounts. They're just alts that he makes.
He did that before on old Bnet to win some contest.
>___________> sounds about right. I'm proud to say I don't have any of my alts following me. I legit have 98 followers 
15585
« on: December 26, 2014, 02:12:51 AM »
Is Spartan Ken even still active on b.net anymore?
He is. his last post was on December 20th.
His 100+ followers must worship Armor lock or something....... I found that amount very surprising.
15586
« on: December 26, 2014, 02:09:57 AM »
....actually, no. The video game's dialogue was much more cringy.
God please wipe it from existence -_-
15587
« on: December 26, 2014, 02:04:54 AM »
am I a Christian?
15588
« on: December 26, 2014, 01:39:46 AM »
nope
15589
« on: December 26, 2014, 01:25:36 AM »
Your avatar is more than slightly creepy.
But, 4/10 Parody.
Creepy?
I like it
15590
« on: December 26, 2014, 01:24:53 AM »
2 cookies, 1 milk
15591
« on: December 26, 2014, 01:24:03 AM »
Alphy HEY THERE!!!!!
hi, how've you been
Excellent! I had a good christmas. Actually did some yard work at my grandparents, felt kinda redneck pulling a huge branch out of a tree with a rope XD My brother talked me into it.
15592
« on: December 26, 2014, 01:15:55 AM »
Obviously Korra isn't enjoying it, so let's just cut it out.
Ok?
Ok.
15593
« on: December 26, 2014, 01:14:07 AM »
Alphy HEY THERE!!!!!
15594
« on: December 26, 2014, 01:09:54 AM »
Ok guys come on now. Let's cut the crap :/
15595
« on: December 26, 2014, 01:03:52 AM »
......what just happened?
15596
« on: December 26, 2014, 12:58:12 AM »
I've never really watched this show.
Do you like it because you find the 2 lead characters attractive? So stereotypical :/
Well aside from that, there's the awesome plot and stuff.
"plot"
"and stuff"
15597
« on: December 26, 2014, 12:55:56 AM »
I've never really watched this show.
Do you like it because you find the 2 lead characters attractive? So stereotypical :/
Well aside from that, there's the awesome plot and stuff.
15598
« on: December 26, 2014, 12:52:04 AM »
I've never really watched this show.
Do you like it because you find the 2 lead characters attractive? So stereotypical :/
15599
« on: December 26, 2014, 12:29:37 AM »
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what
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is with
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this style
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of posting?
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*giggles excitedly*
15600
« on: December 26, 2014, 12:26:31 AM »
I'm apparently the only person who hates the original trilogy and likes the prequels more.
Wow you seriously are a faggot.
Scorch plz
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