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The Flood / Re: you know what?
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:02:40 AM »
nevarrrrrrr

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The Flood / Re: It's official, the entire forum wants to rape me :/
« on: December 30, 2014, 03:01:53 AM »
*pats your head*  Want to know how you can avoid this?

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(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

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(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

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(っ◕‿◕ )っPENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS(っ◕‿◕ )っ

I SHALL NOT rape myself!

15183
The Flood / Re: It's official, the entire forum wants to rape me :/
« on: December 30, 2014, 02:49:14 AM »

15184
The Flood / Re: It's official, the entire forum wants to rape me :/
« on: December 30, 2014, 02:46:21 AM »
The entire forum has standards Rocket, so dw.

so dw?




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The Flood / Re: (っ◕‿◕)っ party (っ◕‿◕)っ
« on: December 30, 2014, 02:39:02 AM »
<<<<<


LOL I finally got it XD

Spoiler
and no, not biting a pillow
bite it
why would you need to bite the pillow? It'll just ruin the pillow.... I like my pillows /=
the fist knows no boundaries
..... Fist?

Yes.
like a brofist right?

.... Yeah... Oh... That's not so bad
Nope. Not that.
Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler


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but srs wat
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these faces
But seriously...

Bite the pillow.
Spoiler
If I do, will you leave me alone?
Maaayyyybe.

lies
Fine, fine...bite it and everything will be over in a couple of minutes.

*Puts Vaseline all over hand*

uhhhhhhhh
Mmm...

ewwwww no plz
Oh don't be such a wuss, we can swap later.

SWAP? WHAT?

Can't we just......like........have coffee and be normal?
Ha...normal.

Ok, so "no" to normal.

*check it off the list*

How about awkward to a slight degree?

15187
The Flood / Re: It's official, the entire forum wants to rape me :/
« on: December 30, 2014, 02:22:01 AM »
every fucking time i talk about your ass you have to go and show it to the world

wtf man

Hey now, the other time was just referring to butts in general :/
I'm still waiting.

Spoiler

>_>

<_<

....................

*walks over confused*
*Smiles wickedly*

*smiles back but less "wickedly" *

15188
The Flood / Re: It's official, the entire forum wants to rape me :/
« on: December 30, 2014, 02:12:42 AM »
every fucking time i talk about your ass you have to go and show it to the world

wtf man

Hey now, the other time was just referring to butts in general :/
I'm still waiting.

Spoiler

>_>

<_<

....................

*walks over confused*

15189
The Flood / Re: (っ◕‿◕)っ party (っ◕‿◕)っ
« on: December 30, 2014, 02:11:52 AM »
<<<<<


LOL I finally got it XD

Spoiler
and no, not biting a pillow
bite it
why would you need to bite the pillow? It'll just ruin the pillow.... I like my pillows /=
the fist knows no boundaries
..... Fist?

Yes.
like a brofist right?

.... Yeah... Oh... That's not so bad
Nope. Not that.
Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler


Spoiler
but srs wat
Spoiler
these faces
But seriously...

Bite the pillow.
Spoiler
If I do, will you leave me alone?
Maaayyyybe.

lies
Fine, fine...bite it and everything will be over in a couple of minutes.

*Puts Vaseline all over hand*

uhhhhhhhh
Mmm...

ewwwww no plz
Oh don't be such a wuss, we can swap later.

SWAP? WHAT?

Can't we just......like........have coffee and be normal?

15190
The Flood / Re: It's official, the entire forum wants to rape me :/
« on: December 30, 2014, 02:10:41 AM »
every fucking time i talk about your ass you have to go and show it to the world

wtf man

Hey now, the other time was just referring to butts in general :/

15191
The Flood / Re: (っ◕‿◕)っ party (っ◕‿◕)っ
« on: December 30, 2014, 02:09:09 AM »
<<<<<


LOL I finally got it XD

Spoiler
and no, not biting a pillow
bite it
why would you need to bite the pillow? It'll just ruin the pillow.... I like my pillows /=
the fist knows no boundaries
..... Fist?

Yes.
like a brofist right?

.... Yeah... Oh... That's not so bad
Nope. Not that.
Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler


Spoiler
but srs wat
Spoiler
these faces
But seriously...

Bite the pillow.
Spoiler
If I do, will you leave me alone?
Maaayyyybe.

lies
Fine, fine...bite it and everything will be over in a couple of minutes.

*Puts Vaseline all over hand*

uhhhhhhhh
Mmm...

ewwwww no plz

15192
The Flood / Re: It's official, the entire forum wants to rape me :/
« on: December 30, 2014, 01:58:53 AM »
Not the entire forum...

I cannot even EXPRESS how bad of timing this is XD

15193
The Flood / Re: It's official, the entire forum wants to rape me :/
« on: December 30, 2014, 01:58:36 AM »

15194
The Flood / Re: Looking straight because secretly I'm bent
« on: December 30, 2014, 01:57:48 AM »
guys do one of me XD

15195
The Flood / Re: It's official, the entire forum wants to rape me :/
« on: December 30, 2014, 01:56:45 AM »
Do we have to go through this again?

What?

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The Flood / It's official, the entire forum wants to rape me :/
« on: December 30, 2014, 01:56:04 AM »


Now LC wants my butt too.

WELL TOO BAD IT'S MINE!

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The Flood / Re: (っ◕‿◕)っ party (っ◕‿◕)っ
« on: December 30, 2014, 01:45:53 AM »
<<<<<


LOL I finally got it XD

Spoiler
and no, not biting a pillow
bite it
why would you need to bite the pillow? It'll just ruin the pillow.... I like my pillows /=
the fist knows no boundaries
..... Fist?

Yes.
like a brofist right?

.... Yeah... Oh... That's not so bad
Nope. Not that.
Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler


Spoiler
but srs wat
Spoiler
these faces
But seriously...

Bite the pillow.
Spoiler
If I do, will you leave me alone?
Maaayyyybe.

lies
Fine, fine...bite it and everything will be over in a couple of minutes.

*Puts Vaseline all over hand*

uhhhhhhhh

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The Flood / Re: RP as your current avatar in this thread
« on: December 30, 2014, 01:12:56 AM »
It would seem the action has died down. I await the next battle.


*Sticks sword up Rocket's butt*

Do you mean.....

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THIS SWORD?
That would hurt so much.....
That's why it's in his butt

Do you feel in charge?




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The Flood / Re: Looking straight because secretly I'm bent
« on: December 30, 2014, 01:12:12 AM »
uhhh.........don't use my picture please :/

JK USE IT

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The Flood / Re: RP as your current avatar in this thread
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:48:05 AM »
It would seem the action has died down. I await the next battle.


*Sticks sword up Rocket's butt*

Do you mean.....

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THIS SWORD?

15205
there's 7 star war movies?!

The Clone Wars movie is animated though, its not "Episode VII" or anything like that.

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The Flood / Re: RP as your current avatar in this thread
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:45:47 AM »
It would seem the action has died down. I await the next battle.


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Do the Original Trilogy first, then the Prequels.

That's how most of us watched them, and we turned out fine.
Spoiler
I'd hate to see what would happen if you reversed the order.......

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The Flood / Re: Chris Pratt found dead at home
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:35:33 AM »
One day, you shall learn the way of the troll.
But that is not today.
Who?

Someone whose name wasn't worth remembering, apparently.

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The Flood / Re: Chris Pratt found dead at home
« on: December 30, 2014, 12:33:17 AM »
One day, you shall learn the way of the troll.
But that is not today.

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The Flood / Re: (っ◕‿◕)っ party (っ◕‿◕)っ
« on: December 29, 2014, 11:57:08 PM »

I absolutely love the irony of the fact that this is all happening to the resident goodie-two-shoes Christian of this forum.
even furries ruin Christians
I often find that they tend to be the kinkiest fuckers of all, but they're just extremely closeted about it.

I'm not exactly.......ya know........doing anything :/

Show us your hands.

*raises hands*

sir you need to calm down

You were fapping, weren't you?

I don't do that.
I HAVE SELF CONTROL YOU SICK GRIZZLY BEAR!
liar.

I'm totes a truther.
How do super religious people handle their sexual frustrations?
Spoiler
Do they fap for Jesus?

Some do.
But I remain strong >_>

Do you spread your cheeks for the Jesus?

Nothing sexual bruh. That's just.........weird.
Do you overcome your boner through the willpower of Jesus? Does he caress it softly to send it back to its slumber?

These responses.........they aren't going to end are they?
You have a response for every hypothetical retort I give.

You might as well write a book
I require answers (っ◕‿◕)っ

That thing still creeps me out

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