Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ Kᴀɴᴇ on February 17, 2015, 02:10:58 AM

Quote from: Mr Whiteflame on February 17, 2015, 02:07:28 AM

Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ Kᴀɴᴇ on February 17, 2015, 02:06:55 AM

So you can't even cope with American culture?

I prefer not to comfort to stupid.

Then leave my fucking country, you dumbass piece of criminal shit.
I know you stole those cookies, and later roasted them over a trash fire with a side of possum.

Fucking criminal australians.

Us Australians don't steal, we just exploit the stupidity of Americans until they give us exactly what they want.

Really ugly shoes?

Never played Jedi Outcast, but you know how I feel about Academy.  Superb lightsaber combat that makes the more modern Force Unleashed games' lightsaber combat look like shit.

YES!

It's not button mashing like most fighting games, it's holding a button down and using the directions to use specific attacks. That's what I like so much about it.

Not to mention some of the cool tricks each different saber style has.

Bring it. I'm in.

FOUND IT

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legion_%282010_film%29

tl;dr

Read it, you'll laugh

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.

A man answered, saying "Hello."I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude .

When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an a**hole!" and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word 'a**hole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an a**hole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'a**hole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi,this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an a**hole!" and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking Spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first a**hole (I had is number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW a**hole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"He said, "Yes, it is." I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?" He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow ranch, and the car's parked right out in front."

I asked, "What's your name?" He said, "My name is Don Hansen," I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

He said, "Yes?"

I said, "Don, you're an a**hole!"

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two a**holes to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called a**hole #1. He said, "Hello." I said, "You're an a**hole!" (But I didn't hang up.) He asked, "Are you still there?" I said, "Yeah," He screamed, "Stop calling me," I said, "Make me," He asked, "Who are you?"
I said, "My name is Don Hansen." He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?" I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd

in Fairfax, a yellow ranch, I have a black Beamer parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.

Then I called Asshole #2. He said, "Hello?" I said, "Hello, asshole," He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." I said, "You'll what?" He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ***," I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax. I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.
now I feel MUCH better

Anger management REALLY DOES WORK!

Halo: Reach
Halo 4

Commendations in Halo?

NO THANK YOU -_________-

I prefer only achievements being how I earn things

This is so rigged

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on February 16, 2015, 12:25:15 AM

Tallest known Elite: Xytan 'Jar Wattinree

Standing at 11' 6"

holy crap......

well he also had a lot of armor, you know

Oh yeah, forgot about that.
Maybe it was all a ruse?

Tallest known Elite: Xytan 'Jar Wattinree

Standing at 11' 6"

holy crap......

CANADA EH?

No.........Florida

Sounds like you're good, I wouldn't worry about it.

Hey, at least you've gotten this far. Closest I've ever gotten to flirting with someone is last week, when a girl sat at my table in the library during lunch, despite the fact that there were several empty tables, and my own was cluttered with my materials.

........im retarded tonight lol.
I clicked on the arrow where it shows your ID, and for some reason I thought I saw your age listed.

I highly doubt 65 but I like the gif.

Wedding Reception. It was 65

Quote from: Icy on February 15, 2015, 03:44:24 PM

I could take a photo tour of my apartment.

But nah, I'm pretty lazy.

Dildos everywhere.

HEY! YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT!

Kari Jobe is amazing!!!