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The Flood / Crossovers
« on: March 15, 2015, 01:15:57 AM »
They can be humorous or serious, and from a tv show, movie, video game etc.
Anything.


Star Fox/Metroid


Regular Show/Avengers

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The Flood / I'm sunburnt AMA
« on: March 14, 2015, 06:24:55 PM »
The beach was actually NOT crawling with drunk people today, I count that as a blessing.

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The Flood / Cleverbot thread
« on: March 13, 2015, 01:29:22 AM »
http://www.cleverbot.com/

I think Nick took over this bot, seriously. Read this convo.


User: Is TBlocks a pegboy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Am I a pegboy?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you then, a vampire?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's not an answer.

User: How is it not an answer? It's YES OR NO WHAT THE CRAP?

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you're saying.

User: You are stupid. Understand that?

Cleverbot: I understand that I am a werewolf...

User: Kill yourself.

Cleverbot: You're asking me to not be myself?

User: No, I'm asking you to end yourself.

Cleverbot: No i'm asking to you.

User: Dang furries.

Cleverbot: Furries?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Just no.

Cleverbot: No what?

User: NOTHING OMG.

Cleverbot: Good bye.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Rocket.

Cleverbot: Spocket.

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The Flood / Spring Break hasn't been going that long....
« on: March 11, 2015, 01:40:19 AM »
And we've already made headlines  ::)

http://www.wctv.tv/home/headlines/Miss-State-QB-Prescott-Attacked-While-on-Spring-Break-in-Panama-City-Beach-295761511.html

I saw the video of the fight on facebook, can't find it right now though.

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The Flood / I wonder how Death has been doing.
« on: March 08, 2015, 06:37:02 PM »
The user, not the Family Guy character.

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The Flood / Just climbed a lighthouse AMA
« on: March 08, 2015, 03:01:49 PM »
I've never been to St. George Island before. Its pretty cool.

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The Flood / Worst workday I've had at my current job.
« on: March 07, 2015, 12:11:03 AM »
Sucks man. Please tell me how your day was far superior to mine.

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I'm not wearing hockey pads!

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Gaming / Halo 5 Gordians
« on: March 01, 2015, 02:15:16 PM »
Feel free to watch the whole video, but all I cared about was the first 2 seconds.

YouTube



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The Flood / I just got back from a Chris Tomlin concert.
« on: March 01, 2015, 01:20:34 AM »
I got to meet the man himself, and it was great!
I've always heard he was short, but he's actually my height. Just average.

Had to make things quick though, there was a huge line behind me. AND I got to meet Tenth Avenue North.
Talked to Mike (the singer) about them being compared to Swtitchfoot very often apparently. And Jon Foreman's(singer of Swtichfoot) writing style in comparison to their's.

My head hurts, but it was a fun night.
What have you been up to? Go to any concerts lately?

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Gaming / Star Wars Jedi Academy: Movie Battles 2 Mod
« on: February 27, 2015, 02:33:16 AM »
It's pretty neat!

YouTube



YouTube



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The Flood / Awesome Star Wars prank
« on: February 26, 2015, 03:01:42 PM »
How cool would it be to have this happen after a long boring day at work?

YouTube

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The Flood / Random comic Generator thread!!!!
« on: February 25, 2015, 11:03:49 PM »
Post what ya got!

LINKY LINK


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Gaming / Halo MCC has some interesting bugs.
« on: February 25, 2015, 09:59:24 PM »
>Teammate betrays 3 times in a Halo 3 match
>doesn't get kicked from game
>gets sent to opposing team

wut

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The Flood / Red's new album just dropped!
« on: February 24, 2015, 05:06:29 PM »
I'M IN LOVE



Discuss new music you're checking out, or bands you thoroughly enjoy.
I recommend this band completely.

YouTube

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The Flood / STAR WARS/TRANSFORMERS CONSPIRACY CONFIRMED!!!
« on: February 24, 2015, 01:58:52 AM »

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The Flood / This whale is sad -___________________-
« on: February 23, 2015, 07:21:15 PM »
make him happy plz

No more sad whales!

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The Flood / Do we need more Christians on Sep7?
« on: February 23, 2015, 11:54:12 AM »
I wouldn't have to go to church, I'd get all the scripture I need here ^______^

I'd still go though, because its good to fellowship together.

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The Flood / My brother came home drunk last night.
« on: February 22, 2015, 01:04:05 PM »
>get home at 1.am
>bro gets home at 2 a.m
>he's being really goofy, which isn't that odd for him.
>couldn't walk straight.
>holds up an empty glass of Crown Royal
> "we done fucked up"


Oh yes you did XD

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The Flood / Meta, your avatar is the only one that is loading slow
« on: February 22, 2015, 12:13:02 PM »
Stop oppressing my internet bruh  :'(

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The Flood / Name a random word that is great for killing a conversation
« on: February 20, 2015, 10:45:51 PM »
Suppose that annoying person you can't stand decides to bug you again.
What do you say to him?
Spoiler
intercourse


REMINDER: one word. Not two

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The Flood / Favorite restaurant?
« on: February 20, 2015, 03:40:48 PM »
I'm at O'Charley's on break right now from work.

If I had to label my favorite restaurant, I guess it would be here. Different day, different tastes. But its always good here.

Bennigan's would be a close 2nd, unfortunately the one around here closed.

What is your's?

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I also have practice for Collide in 3 hours. And I woke up not too long ago.
Hrrrrrng.

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The Flood / The #Offtopic "Am I sexy?" survey (Updated!)
« on: February 17, 2015, 03:28:46 PM »
UPDATE: One of the participants has become hostile!

HALP MEH!!!!!






UPDATE 2: Message sent to DeeJ himself. response is pending (probably forever)



WHAT SECRETS WILL BE REVEALED?


UPDATE 3: DeeJ IS STILL A PEGBOY!




Update 4: I've still got it!



I went into #Offtopic yesterday with one mission: discover the truth of my sexiness.


Here is what my randomly selected people had to say(identities are withheld to prevent awkwardness):

Some......mistook the meaning of the survey





Some didn't appreciate the content of this random poll















Some......NEVER RESPONDED :^(











One was part of a Rape-cult that has been bothering me for a few months now....











SKYPE BONUS!!!!!


Based on these results, I think it's safe to say.......
Spoiler
I confused a lot of people :/

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Gaming / Did you play Jedi Outcast or Jedi Academy?
« on: February 16, 2015, 11:47:57 PM »





These games took up so much of my time when I was younger, especially Jedi Academy. As for Jedi Outcast, the main story was so difficult I couldn't beat it without cheat codes, and it DIDN'T HAVE CHECKPOINTS :^(

If you randomly jumped or fell to your death, or a stray lightsaber swing killed you.........game over.


Jedi Academy, honestly, had some cringey dialogue on voice acting when it came to Jaden Korr and Rosh Penin.
But Kyle Katarn makes up for that as always, by being Star Wars' version of Chuck Norris.

As for why I prefer Jedi Academy over Jedi Outcast, it comes down to 2 reasons:

ACTUAL SPOILERS
On the last level of Jedi: Academy, you get to fight alongside several other Jedi. And that is an amazing feeling, getting to duel a room full of Dark Jedi with Saber-wielding allies for once. Similar to what you do in the first-to-last level in Jedi Outcast, but this level much more satisfying.

Locations. You go to Vjun, a planet covered in acid rain that is home to one of Darth Vader's Strongholds. Tatooine, Byss, Korriban and more. And they are just a ton of fun to play on.


Academy also offers customization of your character, your lightsaber, and eventually you can have more than just a single saber. You can have 2 lightsabers, or you can have a saber staff, which both open up tons of new combat opportunities.

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The Flood / Do you think I need anger management?
« on: February 16, 2015, 03:42:20 AM »
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.

A man answered, saying "Hello."I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude .

When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an a**hole!" and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word 'a**hole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an a**hole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'a**hole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi,this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an a**hole!" and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking Spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first a**hole (I had is number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW a**hole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"He said, "Yes, it is." I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?" He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow ranch, and the car's parked right out in front."

I asked, "What's your name?" He said, "My name is Don Hansen," I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

He said, "Yes?"

I said, "Don, you're an a**hole!"

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two a**holes to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called a**hole #1. He said, "Hello." I said, "You're an a**hole!" (But I didn't hang up.) He asked, "Are you still there?" I said, "Yeah," He screamed, "Stop calling me," I said, "Make me," He asked, "Who are you?"
I said, "My name is Don Hansen." He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?" I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd

in Fairfax, a yellow ranch, I have a black Beamer parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.

Then I called Asshole #2. He said, "Hello?" I said, "Hello, asshole," He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." I said, "You'll what?" He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ***," I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax. I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.
now I feel MUCH better

Anger management REALLY DOES WORK!

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The Flood / tfw you clock out of work right before closing time....
« on: February 15, 2015, 11:22:38 PM »
and a party of 65 walks in the restaurant


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The Flood / Singers with amazing voices
« on: February 15, 2015, 04:07:59 PM »
Kari Jobe is amazing!!!

YouTube


the first Christian artist I ever listened to
YouTube

one of my new favorite bands
YouTube

Red, one of my favorite Rock bands
YouTube

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The Flood / 2 moviegoers walk in to see "50 Shades of Grey"
« on: February 15, 2015, 01:51:42 AM »
its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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The Flood / What am I doing today?
« on: February 14, 2015, 02:10:45 PM »
Just hanging out at my grandparents' house for a little bit.




The woods surrounding the property got cut down several months ago. Never went back there til now:



Am I the only one who thinks this place would fit in The Walking Dead?

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