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The Flood / Flood can you tell me what this is?
« on: October 10, 2015, 01:28:56 PM »
And what it's doing in my front yard?


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The Flood / God made you for something
« on: October 08, 2015, 01:54:29 AM »
Why not see what it is. Ya know?

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The Flood / There are 3 lizards on my back porch
« on: October 08, 2015, 12:38:14 AM »
wat do?

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The Flood / Holy shit patrick
« on: October 07, 2015, 04:35:57 AM »


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The Flood / Accidentally had sex with Luis
« on: October 06, 2015, 08:08:16 PM »
did I catch the jew too?

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The Flood / I looked at the the top online times of users
« on: October 05, 2015, 02:04:56 AM »
DAMN

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The Flood / ONE!
« on: October 04, 2015, 08:55:46 PM »
ONE!
One chance with life is all you get


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The Flood / Apparently I made a 2,822 % on a quiz in Statistics
« on: October 04, 2015, 06:01:56 PM »
And my overall average is 614.84 %.

What do I win?

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The Flood / Favorite Flood Poster? (Circlejerk Series 2.0)
« on: October 04, 2015, 04:43:37 AM »
Easily Secondclass

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The Flood / Post band name ideas, they can be awesome or complete shit
« on: October 04, 2015, 01:22:02 AM »
"save our saturdays"

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The Flood / Post in this thread for my honest opinion of you
« on: October 03, 2015, 12:53:16 AM »
No holding back, no fucks given

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The Flood / How's your week going?
« on: October 02, 2015, 06:39:57 PM »
Lost my job yesterday

Yay

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The Flood / If christians are to be "the salt of the earth"...
« on: September 30, 2015, 07:10:52 PM »
Does that mean they are always salty?

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The Flood / I am Rocketman
« on: September 29, 2015, 02:39:09 PM »
Conversation killer

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The Flood / What do you meme?
« on: September 29, 2015, 01:09:29 AM »
You nod your head yes, but your pepe says no oh what do you mean?

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The Flood / Do you like Captain Morgan?
« on: September 29, 2015, 12:54:59 AM »
It's P good

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The Flood / FUCK YOU PUPPER! It's all about "Sleep Tight Pizza"
« on: September 27, 2015, 12:21:19 AM »

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What would you tell me?

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The Flood / Sep7agon I need you help.
« on: September 26, 2015, 12:15:38 AM »
Post funny images  in this thread. Me and a friend are at Denny's right now and we're waiting on our food (probably forever)

Inb4dennysisshit


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The Flood / Should 2015
« on: September 24, 2015, 12:54:21 AM »
Go fuck itself?

























The answer is yes

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The Flood / NSFW I found these
« on: September 21, 2015, 10:50:28 PM »
Dear God....
You and your boyfriend were having epic Netflix and chill sesh. When you decided to put on some cool tunes and the penis song came on. You started making out. With your belly buttons. When all of a sudden Donald trump walked into your room with nothing but the American flag hung loosely over his flaccid cock. Those are mine he said, pointing to the almost concave breasts that cursed your chest. He ripped them off and put them on his head. I need them for protecting he said! I'm going into war he said! All of a sudden he jumped on top of you and pulled a swordfish out of his ass. Before you knew it there was a stabbing pain in your vagina. Oh no am I gonna die you cried. Yes. He stated as he stabbed the swordfish into your heart. As you bleed out he disappeared leaving your boyfriend. I WISH I HAD A BIGGER SHLONG he cried out all while the penis song was in the background.

These are bretty good ^_____^
Donald adjusted his racist, dirt cheap weave and looked at Bernie with longing in his eyes,"Berns, run away with me. You know we were meant to be together." His crusty, 8 inch tongue slowly slid out of his mouth of lies to gently caress his stretched, dry lips sexily. Bernie looked up with despair in his eyes, his glasses sat delicately on his nose. He shuddered into his suit,"Donald no. You have no regard for anyone but yourself." Donald bellowed a mighty roar, ripping off his clothes to reveal that underneath he was wearing a Mermaid Man cosplay suit,"c'mon Barnacle Boy, hop aboard my invisible boatmoblie. I need a little help with my EVILLLLLLLLL" Donald trumped seductively, his tongue now madly flying in circles. Bernie was horrified to say the least. Then, out of nowhere, Shrek burst in,"what..are..you.....doing. IN. MY. SWAMPPPPPPPP" Shrek roared, devouring the crusty old racist pig. Bernie climbed upon Shrek's back, and they rode into the sunset. The end.

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The Flood / <________________________<
« on: September 21, 2015, 02:10:13 PM »
Ok who touched my butt

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The Flood / "It's monday fgt"
« on: September 21, 2015, 01:51:05 PM »
No dumbass it's GUNS DAY


GIT IT GIT IT GIT IT GIT IT

GO GO GO

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The Flood / I lost my grandfather 2 hours ago
« on: September 14, 2015, 02:21:11 AM »
I'm just......destroyed. I was going to visit him again today but had to work.

He was the greatest man I've ever known.

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The Flood / So ya like dongs do ya?
« on: September 14, 2015, 12:36:38 AM »
So does everyone else


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The Flood / Within 2 hours, I just might be drunkposting
« on: September 12, 2015, 11:30:09 PM »
Prepare yourselves

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Gaming / Should I stream "The Taken King" on release day for you guys?
« on: September 11, 2015, 01:23:03 PM »
Well?

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The Flood / Do you believe 9/11 was a conspiracy?
« on: September 11, 2015, 04:59:30 AM »
well?

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The Flood / hey
« on: September 11, 2015, 01:29:31 AM »
whats up fam?

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The Flood / Currently posting from my statistics class
« on: September 09, 2015, 02:02:57 PM »
FUCK THE SYSTEM

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