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The Flood / Re: Weirdest things you've used as a dildo
« on: September 12, 2014, 04:43:38 PM »


Heh.....

>.>
<.<
Kinder... what are you not telling us?
Lots of things......
I demand transparency in regards to your department of internal affairs.
I'll only give up two

Snapped of the hook part of plastic clothes hanger

Reverse end of this long plastic scrubber thing, it's about an inch thick and a foot long; get about 6.5 inches of it inside me
Okay, I laughed pretty hard at the clothes hanger.
It simulates the a curved finger kinda
i like bigger things than fingers.
Well, you're talking to the right guy ;)
Gotta be thicker than a thumb too, buddy.
XP

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The Flood / Re: Weirdest things you've used as a dildo
« on: September 12, 2014, 04:42:34 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Satan Really Loves Vancouver
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:55:53 PM »

Uhhhhhhh that's dumb?
Obviously people are gonna want a nude satan removed. Just as much as they'd want a nude Jesus removed. Use your heads ppl!

Seeing how it's Canada, there is actually a petition to restore it with several hundred supporters.

Warning- linked article contains uncensored demon dick.
http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/09/11/petitions-call-for-return-of-naked-penis-satan-after-vancouver-removes-lewd-statue-from-park/
my home and native land.
It's not good for the eyes of children. Lets maintain some decency.

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The Flood / Re: Would you go to a casual sex/swingers club?
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:54:14 PM »

Nope, I am not into that shit. I like to keep myself to my partner, and my partner to myself.
^^THIS^^

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The Flood / Re: Would you go to a casual sex/swingers club?
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:53:54 PM »
Nope.
I'd maybe go out of curiosity but my pants stay on.
It sounds like a great place to share diseases.

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The Flood / Re: Weirdest things you've used as a dildo
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:51:44 PM »

I don't use dildos.
(  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The Flood / Re: Weirdest things you've used as a dildo
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:51:24 PM »

I've made my own out of a wooden pole, if
Jesus fucking Chavez, what would compel you to do that? Did you even think about splinters?
What is sand paper?
It's pretty fantastic.

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The Flood / Re: Weirdest things you've used as a dildo
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:49:40 PM »

This thread is making me feel REAAALLLLYYY uneasy around you guys
lol

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The Flood / Re: Weirdest things you've used as a dildo
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:49:11 PM »

Heh.....

>.>
<.<
Kinder... what are you not telling us?
Lots of things......
I demand transparency in regards to your department of internal affairs.
I'll only give up two

Snapped of the hook part of plastic clothes hanger

Reverse end of this long plastic scrubber thing, it's about an inch thick and a foot long; get about 6.5 inches of it inside me
Okay, I laughed pretty hard at the clothes hanger.
It simulates the a curved finger kinda
i like bigger things than fingers.

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The Flood / Re: Weirdest things you've used as a dildo
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:48:12 PM »

I could tell you all, then I'd have to kill you all.
you can tell me hun. Assuming I don't already know.

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The Flood / Re: Weirdest things you've used as a dildo
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:39:28 PM »

Heh.....

>.>
<.<
Kinder... what are you not telling us?
Lots of things......
I demand transparency in regards to your department of internal affairs.
I'll only give up two

Snapped of the hook part of plastic clothes hanger

Reverse end of this long plastic scrubber thing, it's about an inch thick and a foot long; get about 6.5 inches of it inside me
you like making yourself bleed don't you. -_-

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The Flood / Re: Weirdest things you've used as a dildo
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:38:45 PM »



Need. To. Get. Out. Of. Thread
I bet you e at least fingered yourself. Lol srsly though tell us.

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The Flood / Re: Weirdest things you've used as a dildo
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:38:01 PM »

A to scale lifesize sculpture of a horse penis.
This is on my list... But not a sculpture. Just a dildo. Preferably one that squirts

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The Flood / Re: Weirdest things you've used as a dildo
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:36:45 PM »

The fuck is this thread?
the most deliciously gay things ever ;)

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The Flood / Re: Weirdest things you've used as a dildo
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:28:59 PM »

Nothing, yet.
... You're not serious! D:

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The Flood / Re: Weirdest things you've used as a dildo
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:28:37 PM »

screwdriver handle

uhh

hmmm

yeah that's about it
how was it?
I wouldn't do it because I couldn't look at anyone while the use it after it's been inside me. :/

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The Flood / Weirdest things you've used as a dildo
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:21:15 PM »
(:< tell me fgts!

I've used one of those toy light sabers, a sharpie (it's a permeant marker), I've made my own out of a wooden pole, if used a nose trimmer and a pepper shaker as a butt plug (it hurts pretty good. ;)

There flood! I have thrown away my dignity and self respect all for the sake of discussion. Fuck you all!

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The Flood / Re: Satan Really Loves Vancouver
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:19:19 PM »
Uhhhhhhh that's dumb?
Obviously people are gonna want a nude satan removed. Just as much as they'd want a nude Jesus removed. Use your heads ppl!

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The Flood / Re: Remember that baby tarantula I got off Ebay?
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:15:11 PM »

I wanna see :3
Aren't you like terrified of spiders?
I told you I wanted to see it after you told me on Skype. I am okay with some, you just find the most terrifying images to scare me with. I also am fine with a smaller baby spider =^.^=

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The Flood / Re: Remember that baby tarantula I got off Ebay?
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:14:39 PM »

Pics please
This.

Also, I had no idea eBay allowed pets to be sold... Did they mail the thing to you or did you have to go pick it up somewhere?
You can't buy pets no, but you can buy live food such as crickets, some people have taken advantage of that and sell things like baby tarantulas and various species of beetle, stick insect and mantid as "live food", obviously people would rather keep those sorts of animals as pets so.... I even saw a baby giant centipede last January.
i swear to god if you buy a giant centipede. -_-

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The Flood / Re: Fox Crew: First Weekly Meeting
« on: September 12, 2014, 06:39:25 AM »
Pretty fucked up man. Using foxes to spread your popularity? Silly dingo.
I don't go by Raven anymore btw. Just foxy or Kitsune. ^x^

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The Flood / Re: WHERE WERE YOU?
« on: September 12, 2014, 04:14:32 AM »
Kindergarten. Breaking crayons and not giving a fuck.

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The Flood / Re: WHERE WERE YOU?
« on: September 12, 2014, 04:13:42 AM »

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Serious / Re: It's official: Never get into a serious relationship.
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:51:21 AM »
:'3

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The Flood / Re: Sexual Discussion
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:36:29 AM »
No thanks.

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Gaming / Re: What's the most difficult part about playing Destiny?
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:34:40 AM »
Trying to play online and having friends kicked for no reason. Nothing from the beta changed.

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The Flood / Re: You caught your GF and best friend fucking...
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:32:28 AM »

I'd vomit. Then burn the house down with myself in it. :'(
Preeeeetty much. I feel physically sick even considering crap like this.
yeah :'(

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The Flood / Re: When's the next Anarchy Weekend?
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:31:10 AM »
Hey I'm supposed to volunteer at camp that weekend. Sweet!

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