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« on: September 18, 2014, 09:15:45 PM »
Cool? Srsly like America's any better. Both have done some serious shit but they'll both never be as good as "fuck yeah Canada!"
422
« on: September 18, 2014, 09:11:25 PM »
OMG!!!!!! That baby is fucking adorable!!!!!!! I've quite a few babies in my life time but this one is really really cute. And it has big chubby cheeks! ^x^
423
« on: September 18, 2014, 09:07:07 PM »
Ummmmm
424
« on: September 18, 2014, 09:06:36 PM »
GG
425
« on: September 18, 2014, 09:04:11 PM »
Unnecessary harassment. Especially during when work is busy.
yeah that's always bad. 
426
« on: September 18, 2014, 09:03:41 PM »
>be a PCA for bed ridden client
>flip her over to her side
>check to see if she had a BM
>she dont
<coolman.peg
>take off her briefs
>hear the loudest fart - like being next to a jet engine
>omygawdplzdont.exe
>brown soup spays on bed sheets and new brief
>MFW
>motherfucker slowly turned her head and we locked eyes
>she smirks
>"ohh, sorry."
-_- I'd leave her in her own shit and turn the lights off.
427
« on: September 18, 2014, 09:02:30 PM »
>Closing at work
>20 mins till close
>A group of 35 people come in
>I have to make subs for all of them
>mfw
fuck!
428
« on: September 18, 2014, 08:05:38 PM »
429
« on: September 18, 2014, 08:03:21 PM »
I don't get it either.
430
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:57:47 PM »
My parents don't want an alcoholic in their house.
I love drinking when I do but it's never very often.
Pfft, that doesn't stop me.
next year ill be able to buy my own booze. Maybe ill buy some beer and drink it by myself somewhere. Idk.
431
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:52:34 PM »
 nini huni :') sweet dreams. Your dickhead loves yew!
432
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:51:14 PM »
When you get called a bitch
lol how's that bad?
mfw
I dun work
 and who gave you permission to post, bitch?
433
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:49:14 PM »
My parents don't want an alcoholic in their house. I love drinking when I do but it's never very often.
434
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:46:51 PM »
When you get called a bitch
lol how's that bad?
435
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:41:03 PM »
Xenomorohs. It's so wrong but it's so right. <3
Alright, I've seen that. I get the reasoning behind it, but at the same time I don't.
Like, Xenomorphs are inspired by sex and sexuality, so it make sense people are interested in them, but at the same time, they are an extremely twisted physical manifestation of sexual abuse and rape.
thats why I love it. Because they symbolize rape. But the way they do it I find so hot. I loved it in Prometheus when the woman's alien child thing was moving inside her. Part of me wanted it to burst through her stomach.
436
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:07:38 PM »
 it's tru
437
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:05:24 PM »
->When some newbie doesn't listen to their bloody navigator, cuts too deep and manages to flip their car, forcing the event to a halt and making me drag their sorry ass off the course.
-> When another car pulls a false start
-> When that same fucking car manages to blow out their engine before the green and has to go in for an hour long repair
-> When some dumb asses at the audience fences try to reach their hands out towards my car, scares the piss out of me that I'll be dragging them along with me.
-> when people throw fucking water on my front window
-> when a new navigator fucks up on a turn and I have to drag the car who went the wrong way, off into the bush and flipped, out of there.
sounds like you have to put up with royal shitheads.
438
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:04:51 PM »
3/4 of the way? Why not all the way?
If you top a 150 and go out with two people than you're over gross weight. It's just a technicality, you can fly it just fine like that, but if something were to go wrong and the feds show up to investigate an accident...
ahhhhh alright.
439
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:04:30 PM »
When people get pissed because I have to ID them to buy smigarettes.
fooking chimps
440
« on: September 18, 2014, 06:48:44 PM »
Pfffft anything south of my Canadian border is a fat southerner to me.
Bite me, ehh?
>mfw canadia has rednecks :p
mfw every where has hicks.
Canadian hicks don't fuck their mothers. Checkm88
>mfw australia is filled with rednecks
mfw Australians are black.
441
« on: September 18, 2014, 06:46:38 PM »
Pfffft anything south of my Canadian border is a fat southerner to me.
Bite me, ehh?
>mfw canadia has rednecks :p
mfw every where has hicks. Canadian hicks don't fuck their mothers. Checkm88
442
« on: September 18, 2014, 06:44:28 PM »
3/4 of the way? Why not all the way?
443
« on: September 18, 2014, 06:43:13 PM »
Pfffft anything south of my Canadian border is a fat southerner to me.
Bite me, ehh?
444
« on: September 18, 2014, 06:41:31 PM »
when he forgets to put the condom on -.-
god I hate whe he does that. It's almost like he's trying to give me aids sometimes.
445
« on: September 18, 2014, 06:40:42 PM »
Yeah I used to work at retail...fucking hated it.
People become horrible creatures when they hold the status of "customer".
yeah. Why can't people just not be cheap fucktard a looking for the best deals. There's being a smart shopper and scoring sweet deals, and then there's being a fucking mouldy cunt, using the fine print to take .79 cents off your bill.
446
« on: September 18, 2014, 06:38:36 PM »
I dont work.
-_- Promise me you won't by the $12 detergent and then tell me you don't want it?
447
« on: September 18, 2014, 06:35:43 PM »
When people use coupons.
When people compare prices and make you void the fucking item and match it.
When they don't want the fucking $12 detergent anymore and you void it and need a managers key because the void exceeds $10
When old people
When fucking faggoty little niglet children pay for chocolate bars. INDIVIDUALLY!!!!!!!!!!
When people don't know the difference between kilos and pounds
When people have a bill for like $137 and they say "ill pay with debit. Make the total $200 and give me the difference as cash back" you want me to gargle your wife's balls too?
When the register won't open.
When the fucking eggs take a century to scan.
When people but the weirdest fucking things that they don't know the name of.
"I think it's a cho cho. Yeah lets just roll with that."
448
« on: September 18, 2014, 06:26:04 PM »
That grammar.
Had your momma stopped sucking every dick she saw she'd still be here. RIP IN PEACE
nice alt fgt
449
« on: September 18, 2014, 06:24:22 PM »
Watt?
... Idk what's going on ITT :/
450
« on: September 18, 2014, 06:23:25 PM »
Pffffft that's what hitting on someone is like? This kind of a long shot OP. he told everyone to call him Ian and I say more explicit things than that and I'm still joking. Even when I said things like that, I still wasn't serious.
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