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The Flood / Re: BC1096 vs RC5908
« on: October 01, 2014, 10:23:03 AM »
Well BC lifts... So he can thrust harder with his sword. RC would pretty much take it like a bitch.

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The Flood / Re: I wonder.
« on: October 01, 2014, 10:18:41 AM »
Why, are you looking to hook up with her?

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The Flood / Re: Trolling Septagon.
« on: October 01, 2014, 10:13:42 AM »
My Jim jams have been rustled into the seventh dimension.

154
The Flood / Re: What words are censored now?
« on: October 01, 2014, 09:40:41 AM »
I'm pretty okay with this.

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The Flood / Re: What words are censored now?
« on: October 01, 2014, 09:39:43 AM »

You censored punt? -_-


Can mods at least curse?
cursing is bad for your soul.

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The Flood / Re: So if a dude sucks your dick
« on: October 01, 2014, 09:36:20 AM »





Only if his chin touches your balls. If it does then you can't cum in his mouth. If you do cum in his mouth, you can't make eye contact. If all of three things happen then you most certainly are gay.
that must be from /fit/
i actually just wrote it all up off the top of my head... What's /fit/?
health and fitness

full of closet gays and pantry gays
lol

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The Flood / No more lizards
« on: October 01, 2014, 07:18:55 AM »
Babe, the lop bunny. Get iiiiiiiit!
Guinea pigs are kinda gross. They just look like big rodents and remind me of nutrias.

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The Flood / Re: Keeker is here!
« on: October 01, 2014, 07:15:30 AM »
Iiiiiiiiiidk. She's aight...

159
Serious / Re: Name one thing atheists can do that religious people can't
« on: October 01, 2014, 07:10:23 AM »
They can do pretty much the same. Only difference is some religious people don't do the "sinful things" and choose to live in moderation.

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Ehhhh lust does crazy things to you when you give into it every single time.
Idrk what were supposed to be discussing here.

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I was raised a catholic, I kinda still consider my self one. :3 I'd like to at least. I'm just having trouble making sense of it.

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The Flood / Re: ANARCHY COUTDOWN
« on: September 29, 2014, 09:41:48 PM »

I've got so much porn I'm gonna share with you guys. Brace yourselves, I'm founding "New PornHub". (  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh no
ill make you especially, squirm. >:D

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The Flood / Re: >E3 2077
« on: September 29, 2014, 09:38:34 PM »

>Call of Duty: Shit Warfare
>Call of Duty: Holy Warfare

a crusades based call of duty

where the whole point

is to kill mooslems

the ideal call of duty
i actually loled. Hahaha
Srsly though, it would be one messed up game if it was ever made...

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The Flood / Re: >E3 2077
« on: September 29, 2014, 09:36:23 PM »
Tfw I'm 81. Feels so bad man.

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The Flood / Re: couldn't think of a title
« on: September 29, 2014, 09:29:11 PM »
Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.

I came along,
I wrote a song for you,
And all the things you do,
And it was called "Yellow".

So then I took my turn,
Oh what a thing to have done,
And it was all yellow.

Your skin,
Oh yeah your skin and bones,
Turn into
Something beautiful,
You know,
You know I love you so,
You know I love you so.


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The Flood / Re: ANARCHY COUTDOWN
« on: September 29, 2014, 09:23:05 PM »
I've got so much porn I'm gonna share with you guys. Brace yourselves, I'm founding "New PornHub". (  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

167
The Flood / Re: I cant even
« on: September 29, 2014, 09:18:13 PM »
Not as bad as korras icecream fetish. She muted me for teasing her. But ask her what she does with the cone. ;) hue hue hue

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The Flood / Re: So I got out of the shower...
« on: September 29, 2014, 09:09:38 PM »

169
The Flood / Re: My aunt, for most of her life, was a Holocaust denier
« on: September 29, 2014, 09:08:28 PM »
But the 6 trillion!

170
The Flood / Re: Great. Now I have Hepatitis §ÿ^v
« on: September 29, 2014, 09:05:14 PM »
Bull shit.

171
The Flood / Re: Any nickname from your significant other?
« on: September 29, 2014, 11:16:36 AM »
Foxy, kitten, babes. A lot of pet names get thrown around. Maybe Kiyo remembers some I'm forgetting?

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The Flood / Re: Anagrams ITT
« on: September 29, 2014, 11:10:16 AM »
I thought this was about engrams. Fucking cryptwat.

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The Flood / Re: What a night. I think I might snap.
« on: September 29, 2014, 11:08:08 AM »

You should consider handling  your relationship issues before obtaining another infant.
true facts from an over grown lizard.

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The Flood / Re: What a night. I think I might snap.
« on: September 29, 2014, 11:06:47 AM »
How did you get stuck with such a horrible woman for your wife?!

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The Flood / Re: Why Do Meteors Always Land In Craters?
« on: September 29, 2014, 07:14:20 AM »
If our eyes aren't real, how do we know reality is real?

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The Flood / Re: How to: turn flashlight into fleshlight
« on: September 29, 2014, 07:12:05 AM »

Ugh, I bet there's not even teeth in that.
just rapidly spinning razor blades. ;P that's just as good.

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The Flood / How to: turn flashlight into fleshlight
« on: September 29, 2014, 07:08:52 AM »
http://theworstthingsforsale.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tumblr_m77utzYKXO1rt7j2bo1_500.jpg
I couldn't find anything but here, have this disguised pencil sharpener. Should work for %95 of you. Lolololol

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The Flood / Re: The pinnacle of America.
« on: September 29, 2014, 07:03:54 AM »

I feel like Americans imitating pig squeals for fame and glory at their local county fair is perhaps an even greater achievement.
deah lawd

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The Flood / Re: The pinnacle of America.
« on: September 29, 2014, 07:03:27 AM »

Don't be hating 'cause we've mastered the art of quickly lowering yourself to the ground with the lowest amount of effort required.
lol "duck and cover!!!!"
I love the guy that tries to touch the tree branch, gets 4cm off the ground and face plants. I also love how most of these people can't get up.

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The Flood / The pinnacle of America.
« on: September 29, 2014, 06:59:47 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t1tFNToQSc
Just found the greatest thing ever. God bless America.

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