If I could put you in a cage I would but Id only get arrested.

he would make such a good little pet...

I just dislike them. Nature is truly amazing, and spiders can be beautiful. The way that they crawl and their legs move, and the way they can stick to walls and ceilings and stuff, I just get creeped out. Seeing pictures of them makes me feel like they are crawling on my feet lol

i dont like how they have thousands of little baby spiders that swarm shit. *cringes*

idk, ive thought about it a bit but it depends on where im at at the time. maybe id get them at least baptized it my wife was cool with it, but other than that, it would be up to them whether they want to get confirmed or any other sacraments or even come to church with me, assuming im still interested in going then. who even knows?