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Messages - Mattie G Indahouse

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Gaming / Re: How do I get passed world 1-1 in Super Mario Bros?
« on: October 13, 2014, 07:24:47 PM »
you will find Gaben he'll talk to you take your money
But I don't have enough money to pay full price or at least close to it for power ups.

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Gaming / How do I get passed world 1-1 in Super Mario Bros?
« on: October 13, 2014, 07:19:45 PM »
So whenever I move a little over 50ft Bowser either no scopes me(I think he's using an aim bot because there's no way he can do that all the way across the level.) or he noob tube's me. Then because he killed me so many times he kills me from an enemy air strike which leads to an enemy chopper and finally a tactical nuke nuke which ends the game. So is there anything I can do to stop getting rekt? 

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The Flood / Re: ITT- only talk in mlgspeak
« on: October 13, 2014, 07:06:19 PM »
After a hard day's work of doing 360 quick scopes I'm going to smoke weed all day.

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The Flood / Re: Seriously shitty mother in Walmart
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:48:01 PM »
One little monkey standing in a cart. One fell down and bumped their head. Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said. "No more monkeys standing in the cart." 

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The Flood / Re: Had Anyone Been To Chinatown?
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:41:29 PM »
No I'm white.

YouTube

What does being white have to do with anything?You can do whatever you want because you're white.

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The Flood / Re: Well this sucks
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:36:38 PM »
My grandma's cancer returned
Are you able to cook?
If it can be microwaved, yes!
I don't think you can make meth in a microwave.

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The Flood / Re: Well this sucks
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:31:55 PM »
My grandma's cancer returned
Are you able to cook?

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The Flood / Re: I might have a grillfriend tommorw.
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:15:47 PM »
Is her booty at least this big?


Nope.

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The Flood / Re: I might have a grillfriend tommorw.
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:14:54 PM »
You got this.

Just remember one thing

"What would Mein Fuhrer do" WWMFD
Threatening to gas her or her family if she says "No"?

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The Flood / I might have a grillfriend tommorw.
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:04:49 PM »
At work there is this grill that I find attractive so I started talking to her for the past few days. Tomorrow I'm going to put on mah big boy pants, look her straight in the eye and say "Please go out with me." Hopefully I'm not too much of a beta bitch where she turns me down...Or I end up in the freind zone. So tomorrow if I make a thread saying something like "Why are women such assholes" you know it didn't go well.

 Anyway what's some advice for asking out a grill or is there a better way to say this? "I know this is probably a little soon, but for Saturday or Sunday. Do you want to go see a movie or go to some place to get something to eat or some type of drink?"

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The Flood / Re: How do mirrors know how to keep us right side up?
« on: October 13, 2014, 07:45:59 AM »
I think the better question is how does one get in your hand when you're posting to Cam?

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The Flood / How average or good is my internet connection?
« on: October 13, 2014, 07:30:07 AM »
Today for my provider I upgraded to their fastest speed(If it's asking for the zip then it's 16365.) so I was wondering how it is compared to what other people have not including that fiber stuff.
Spoiler


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The Flood / Re: Another bad attempt at a humorous video
« on: October 13, 2014, 07:01:23 AM »
So is the show or the edit the bad attempt?

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Serious / Re: Ask a Mormon anything!
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:11:55 AM »
Do you believe that the more darker you are the more evil you are?

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The Flood / Re: Cheat is the absolute worst admin
« on: October 13, 2014, 05:41:07 AM »
How come I'm not on that list you fig? >:(

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The Flood / Re: my avatar > your avatar
« on: October 12, 2014, 06:53:37 PM »
My avatar would order a group of SS with MP-40's to shoot yours down while he pulls his luger out to join in.

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The Flood / Re: My anus is bleeding
« on: October 12, 2014, 06:13:16 PM »
The moment I started the video I forgot what I was going to search for right after that.

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The Flood / Re: I can't stop sharpening my knife
« on: October 12, 2014, 06:09:23 PM »

The blade is 8inches long.
you look like you're in the perfect seppuku stance
Well thank you.

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*millions are dead and are affected by its psychic powers*

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The Flood / Re: I can't stop sharpening my knife
« on: October 12, 2014, 05:59:07 PM »

The blade is 8inches long.

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The Flood / Re: Have you noticed this site has a lot of racists?
« on: October 12, 2014, 04:33:59 PM »
>Humans calling me a split lip
Squid face.

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Serious / Re: How serious are you on a day to day basis?
« on: October 12, 2014, 04:00:18 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Urgent news
« on: October 12, 2014, 03:50:53 PM »
Maybe they're coming out with another shit update.

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The Flood / Re: >when your Ebola test comes back negative
« on: October 12, 2014, 03:10:05 PM »
Is that what a monkey looks like when you shave it?

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The Flood / Re: Have you noticed this site has a lot of racists?
« on: October 12, 2014, 02:58:29 PM »
I haven't seen all that many racist things on this site. Who here is s genuinely racist? The only thing I seen is a few joke posts. Are you making shit up or an alt because you're pretty damn new and I looked at your post history and none of them were in racists topics. You can't have been browsing through the topics as a guest simply because you can't see any posts besides the OP.

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The Flood / Re: So I'm at work sorting tampons...
« on: October 12, 2014, 02:54:58 PM »
What place is this?

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My mommy forces me to pound her tuna.
YouTube

lol
If you help me pound some for her I promise we'll eat it together in the end.

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Gaming / Re: Hi
« on: October 12, 2014, 11:55:23 AM »

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