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The Flood / Re: I hate working at 5AM
« on: January 11, 2015, 07:04:12 AM »
I hate being unemployed
Then you should strap on your job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies.

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The Flood / Re: My butthol­e may have went Super Saiyan.
« on: January 11, 2015, 07:02:21 AM »
Nah, the one you pulled out wasn't your own, but from that guy picked up last night.
I'm not RC. I don't pick up random people I don't know.
You are now.
(0_____0)
Now I'm going to get my AK and end it before the gay takes complete control of me.
something something compatriot something something 5000 more somethings do it

/sandtrap
What?

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The Flood / Re: Why are guns so expensive?
« on: January 11, 2015, 07:01:29 AM »
Um, I like, dunno. Maybe because IT'S A FREAKING GUN?
But a PS4 or even a PC would be made out of components that probably cost more.

Can you empty a magazine into a crowd using a PS4?
I'm sure you can make your own concealed gun that's in the case of one.
That wouldn't be a PS4 then, would it.
With transgender logic it would.

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Guys, the problem with completely realistic HEMA in video games is that it's just too quick on reactions and doesn't make for fun or sometimes eve fair gameplay.
I'm sure it could be toned down a little though. At most I want to see other sword forms besides slashing and some type of locking.

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The Flood / Re: Is you ass crack hair..
« on: January 11, 2015, 06:59:07 AM »
Yes. Every month I shave it just to keep it down. To me it makes wiping easier when you don't have all that hair in the way.
Yuck, doesn't that make it feel pokey stabby?
Nope.
There's hair in your arse for a reason mate.
Which is for what, collecting poop?

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The Flood / Re: My butthol­e may have went Super Saiyan.
« on: January 11, 2015, 06:58:24 AM »
Nah, the one you pulled out wasn't your own, but from that guy picked up last night.
I'm not RC. I don't pick up random people I don't know.
You are now.
(0_____0)
Now I'm going to get my AK and end it before the gay takes complete control of me.

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The Flood / Re: Why are guns so expensive?
« on: January 11, 2015, 06:55:33 AM »
Um, I like, dunno. Maybe because IT'S A FREAKING GUN?
But a PS4 or even a PC would be made out of components that probably cost more.

Can you empty a magazine into a crowd using a PS4?
I'm sure you can make your own concealed gun that's in the case of one. 

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The Flood / Re: Why are guns so expensive?
« on: January 11, 2015, 06:46:20 AM »
Um, I like, dunno. Maybe because IT'S A FREAKING GUN?
But a PS4 or even a PC would be made out of components that probably cost more. 

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The Flood / Re: So I'm banned for an undetermined amount of time on B.net
« on: January 11, 2015, 06:43:43 AM »
I got banned for derailing an entire forum
What threads were you making?

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The Flood / Re: My butthol­e may have went Super Saiyan.
« on: January 11, 2015, 06:43:07 AM »
Nah, the one you pulled out wasn't your own, but from that guy picked up last night.
I'm not RC. I don't pick up random people I don't know.

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The Flood / Why are guns so expensive?
« on: January 11, 2015, 06:41:38 AM »
For example my AK I picked up for $650 which there's also the tax. Why is something that's just metal and wood cost more than a PS4 which has more complex components which most likely cost more?

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The Flood / Re: Is you ass crack hair..
« on: January 11, 2015, 06:36:39 AM »
Yes. Every month I shave it just to keep it down. To me it makes wiping easier when you don't have all that hair in the way.
Yuck, doesn't that make it feel pokey stabby?
Nope.

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The Flood / Re: My butthol­e may have went Super Saiyan.
« on: January 11, 2015, 06:34:45 AM »
The questiin i have is why did you not have a shit for a couple days. Is that not unhealthy?
Constipated.

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Compare this video to the 2nd video in the OP.
honestly i cant tell the difference.
Did you even watch any of the videos? Half swording isn't in any of the games and for the 2nd video you don't get locked in combat like that. You just bounce your sword off the guy or whatever. If you actually watched the videos you can tell that half sword isn't in the games and that the combat isn't anything like the 2nd video.

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MFW I can't afford to buy things like BC
Just remember one thing. If it comes down to it have fun no matter who gets killed. 

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The Flood / My butthol­e may have went Super Saiyan.
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:52:47 PM »
Now, bear with me. I have black hair, okay? My pube­s are also black.

Now, if you go by this source, it says super saiyan is achieved by "In all known cases, the form has been initially triggered by either desperation or indignation."

Flood, I was desperate this morning. I hadn't pooped in six days and I felt like I had a brown mountain gorrilla stomping around my intestines. I also didn't have much time because of work.

So I hopped on the toilet and squeezed really hard in a rage. I felt a sudden wave of power come over me and the turd sprung from me at quite a velocity.

Later on, I was playing with my but­thole (don't ask) and I noticed all the hair there is now blonde. It used to be black.

Flood, did my buttho­le asc­end?

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck lol
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:48:05 PM »
>See's a commercial for some starving kids in Africa. 
>Buys an AK-47 today for $650 that's most likely going to sit under my bed hardly getting used.
>Merica.

$400,000 MSRP  > $650

:-\
Nigga I'm just saying that money could have feed some starving African kids instead of being used for an object to keep my bed company.

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The Flood / Re: What's the Worst Internet Fandom?
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:42:08 PM »

I love that the artist does that copyright thing. His character's name is "ColdSteel" which is already taking by a company that makes knives. Then there's' his character being based off of Sega's thing.

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck lol
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:39:47 PM »
>See's a commercial for some starving kids in Africa. 
>Buys an AK-47 today for $650 that's most likely going to sit under my bed hardly getting used.
>Merica.

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The Flood / Re: Is anyone else kinda sick of the emo femboy style?
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:37:07 PM »


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The Flood / Re: Is you ass crack hair..
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:26:58 PM »
Yes. Every month I shave it just to keep it down. To me it makes wiping easier when you don't have all that hair in the way. 

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The Flood / Re: ITT top my cringe video.
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:24:20 PM »
Being an actor is a thankless profession. The things you have to do to keep a roof over your head ._.
I feel bad for those guys. Back then it might have been a good idea. Then some years go by and you look back on that. You can be one of the greatest actors ever and you're still going to have this train wreck haunting you.   

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The Flood / Re: Hot femboy thread
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:19:30 PM »


Post hot femboys (sfw obviously)
Any of you seen the movie God Bless America? If I was that guy one of my targets would be faggots like this. 

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:17:36 PM »
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE!!!!!!!!

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The Flood / ITT top my cringe video.
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:13:20 PM »
Skip to 33 seconds. 
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: I bought an Ak-47 today.
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:26:29 PM »
Do you plan on attaching the Red Dot Sight once you kill 25 people with it?
I'm going all the way. I'm going to get my golden camo for it.

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The Flood / Re: I bought an Ak-47 today.
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:25:36 PM »
*WARNING INCOMING GRIPE*

I get that AK47 is just a universal term to group all AK variants, but there's also AKMs and AK74s. An actual AK47 on the civilian market would be thousands because it was only produced for a short while. Most AKs civies own are either 74s or Ms, the former being chambered in 5.45 and the latter in 7.62. Ms do look similar to 47s as they generally have wood furniture but furnitiure from a 47 won't fit an M. The furniture between the 74s and Ms are interchangeable however

With that out of my system, care to post a picture?
Tomorrow I'm able to. Right now I'm about to watch a movie with my dad.

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The Flood / Re: I bought an Ak-47 today.
« on: January 10, 2015, 03:44:39 PM »
Why would you need an AK-47 for any reason other than killing a large amount of people in a short amount of time?
It's one of those things I always wanted to get. Sure it may have been dumb but I had the money to and today is that once in a year chance I'm able to get one.

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