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Messages - Mattie G Indahouse
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6691
« on: February 16, 2015, 07:08:51 PM »
No.
But if you told me, I'd just tell you to shut the fuck up.
Nigga can you run a mile?
6692
« on: February 16, 2015, 07:03:19 PM »
Sure, it matters who's got the biggest stick, but it matters a helluva lot more who's swinging it. So basically you can have some big dick but if you suck at sex your size isn't going to do much for you. You can have a slightly smaller dick and do a better job due to experience and what you're doing. Spoiler inb4 the OP has a small penis and other words that mean penis.
inb4 the OP has a small problem.
inb4 we all know the OP is not swinging that stick.
inb4 I'm probably going to regret posting this thread.
6693
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:59:34 PM »
Fuck your SS division, I'm wearing a DAK kit.
A what?
afrika korps
We must kill the native brown people and the British incursion. It is God's will.
Just watch out for the people that live in the Congo. Those mother fuckers have dicks that average at 7inches. They could dick slap you to the ground and gang rape you.
What, you think I can't hit a couple sand niggers at distance?
Not with your dick.
6694
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:58:57 PM »
So what's the problem?
6695
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:57:42 PM »
just fucking stop reproducing
Well sorry for not being some faggot that's into boy pussy.
6696
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:55:52 PM »
NSA scum.
6697
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:54:24 PM »
They need to have the Warden
What about the Gray Warden Wolf Squad instead?
6698
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:53:25 PM »
Fuck your SS division, I'm wearing a DAK kit.
A what?
afrika korps
We must kill the native brown people and the British incursion. It is God's will.
Just watch out for the people that live in the Congo. Those mother fuckers have dicks that average at 7inches. They could dick slap you to the ground and gang rape you.
6699
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:51:35 PM »
Ooh Ooh Ooh, can I be in charge of the pointless pseudo-scientific research division?
Those siamese twins won't vivisect themselves you know!
Hey now not everything about them was pointless. Their hypothermia experiments were useful.
6700
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:49:26 PM »
The boob slip has been in there from the start OP.
6701
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:45:10 PM »
Fuck your SS division, I'm wearing a DAK kit.
A what?
6702
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:38:05 PM »
Can I start an Imperial Army division
Yes. You command the one assigned to some backwater Outer-Rim wasteland.
Africa?
6703
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:37:32 PM »
Can I work with the gas chambers
Just try not to use too much gas. We don't want anybody killing themselves over the price of the gas bill.
kk
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6704
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:35:58 PM »
Can I work with the gas chambers
Just try not to use too much gas. We don't want anybody killing themselves over the price of the gas bill.
6705
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:32:03 PM »
Shitposting and this board don't go together.
What makes you think I'm shit posting and I'm not being serious?
6706
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:28:54 PM »
It sounds so bad ass and catchy.
6707
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:25:24 PM »
What war crimes you think we would have and how bad you think they be?
I would be charged for gassing people because I thought Hitler said "Gas the Jews" instead of a glass of juice.
For Verb I think he would be eating babies. I think at some point one of us would be scared of this act and shoot him.
The Weeaboos would be charged with cruel and unusual punishment by forcing the prisoners to watch anime shit or whatever is close to it.
RC would be charged with cruel and unusual punishment by having gay butt sex with the prisoners.
BC would be charged for executing prisoners by having them chained to the ground and he would go by them with a sword driving some German sports car.
6708
« on: February 16, 2015, 06:15:09 PM »
After all who wants an interesting gameplay game when you can have a movie game like The Oder 1886.
6709
« on: February 15, 2015, 05:35:31 PM »
If the women was a black guy he would have pulled out an illegal(We all know black men don't get guns legally due to their criminal records) 9mm and put a cap in that guys face.
6710
« on: February 15, 2015, 05:29:51 PM »
The TV is 48inches and it's a smart TV. I'm thinking about getting a power strip and moving the PS4 to me room on the other side of the desk.
Yours is probably the cleanest/coolest looking so far ITT.
6711
« on: February 15, 2015, 12:01:42 PM »
What defines an Interactive Movie?
Time Gal, Dragon's Lair and Plumbers Don't Wear Ties. All three of them have no gameplay to them and what you do is choose what path the character is going to do .Each path you do there's a scene for it.
6712
« on: February 15, 2015, 11:39:08 AM »
Pastafarian.
6713
« on: February 15, 2015, 11:36:49 AM »
ITT people with small outdated TV's.
JUST LIKE YOUR DICK
Too far man...Too far.
6714
« on: February 15, 2015, 11:33:49 AM »
6715
« on: February 15, 2015, 11:32:06 AM »
ITT people with small outdated TV's.
6716
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:21:31 AM »
Just a little shy of the German average.
The more you know.
5,6?
6717
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:17:31 AM »
That feeling when I so far have the biggest TV in my room.
6718
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:15:25 AM »
That feeling when I'm exactly the average size for the US.
You mean the feeling that you're smaller than the global average?
Hey now it could be worse. I could be Korean. Also sure it matters who's got the biggest stick, but it matters a helluva lot more who's swinging it.
Whatever you say
Hey now don't make me dick slap you. You might just have to lean in a little bit closer for me to reach you.
6719
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:08:47 AM »
That feeling when I'm exactly the average size for the US.
You mean the feeling that you're smaller than the global average?
Hey now it could be worse. I could be Korean. Also sure it matters who's got the biggest stick, but it matters a helluva lot more who's swinging it.
6720
« on: February 15, 2015, 10:03:15 AM »
That feeling when I'm exactly the average size for the US.
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