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Gaming / Re: Halo 3 goes sub 1:10.
« on: April 12, 2015, 07:38:36 AM »
Your link is broken OP.

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Dr. Manhattan and the Martian Manhunter would have kinky alien sex.
He would make them all his bitch. Also he would have one epic reach around since he can make copies of himself. He would be boning MH while boning himself while boning himself.

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The comedian sounds like a certain someone we all know and love.

Spoiler
I hope there's a gif of him being shopped onto that scene where the comedian his using the flamethrower.

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The Flood / Re: So I decided to read One Punch Man
« on: April 12, 2015, 07:31:00 AM »
This explains how I feel when I make intelligent posts.
Which is when?

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The Flood / Re: I have found Camnator
« on: April 12, 2015, 07:27:34 AM »
You're probably the shittiest member on this site.
He's objectively the best.
Are you kidding? He's literally the worst.
He sure is. I can't believe he responded to someone with this post.
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Yeah that's the point, you stupid cunt. The - you know what? this is so plain stupid that there's literally no point in explaining it to you, you edgy piece of shit. Go fuck yourself with a broomstick
Oh wait that was you.
 

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Gaming / Re: WITCHER 3 PRE-ORDER CANCELLED. FUCK CDPR!
« on: April 12, 2015, 07:25:28 AM »
Top pic is the xbone version
Bottom is the PS4 version
Lel. Since when was the Xbone more powerful than the PS4.
Did you even look at the pictures?
I did and it was for a few seconds. At first glance the top one to me looked a little better. After looking at them for vegetation.

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So let's say they Rorschach, The Comedian and Ozymandias got teleported to that universe. Due to their actions would they be considered heroes or villains? 

Rorscach:
*The guy uses torture to get information out of people.

*For the little girl kidnapping case it was handled in two ways. In the movie he simply brought down the knife in the guys head. In the comic after he handcuffed the guy he poured gas around the house, handed him a hacksaw and told the guy he wouldn't have enough time to cut through the cuffs. Rorscach waited outside to see if he came out. If he did then most likely he still would have died by Rorscach.

*He threw a guy down an elevator shaft because the guy told him to punish him. 

*When he was in prison he killed the midget when he went into the restroom.

The Comedian:
*He tried rapping his teammate.

*In the comic it's hinted that he killed JFK. In the movie we know he killed JFK.

*In Vietnam it looks like he enjoyed killing. He also gunned down that pregnant woman.

*For the riots he made the most out of beating up people due to their time coming to an end.

Ozymandias:
In order to have peace between the US and the USSR he did the alien in the book and the bombs in the movie. For the alien he put a bomb on that ship that was coming back to the US which had the people working on it. In both things he poisoned the people at his arctic base. For the alien and the bombs they both caused destruction and massive deaths.

Doctor Manhattan:
As far as I know he's not as bad as what the other three are but he does have his sins as well. He killed people during the Vietnam war and he could have saved the pregnant women. He just didn't care to. 

So then what would these people be considered? Unlike the people in the Justice League they're not your black and white heroes.     


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The Flood / Re: I have found Camnator
« on: April 12, 2015, 07:07:58 AM »
You're probably the shittiest member on this site.
Hello "you're".

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Gaming / Re: WITCHER 3 PRE-ORDER CANCELLED. FUCK CDPR!
« on: April 12, 2015, 06:55:45 AM »
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I was thinking about getting Dark for Steam and I remembered having an interest in getting Divinity a few years ago which is also a Steam game. Is there replay value to them, choices and are they remotely challenging and not dumbed down like Skyrim?
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That would be a clusterfuck. I hope it stays 8v8.
How? It already is a cluster fuck due to map sizes. The current map sizes hinders vehicle play and almost half your team is in one vehicle. If you really want your limited BTB then 343 simply could have a playlist for 8V8.

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The Flood / Re: The Human Centipede 3 trailer
« on: April 11, 2015, 04:58:21 PM »
One thing I really hate about movie sequels is when they literally try to ride the success of the first "big hit" and decide to become self-aware.

The shock-factor for this movie series is gone, and I don't think I'll be watching this.
I haven't seen any of them but to me the trailer for the third movie makes it seem like it's a fan made parody. The whole thing seemed like it's one of those fake movie trailers. 

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The Flood / Re: Just played a round of find the missing child
« on: April 11, 2015, 10:33:46 AM »
I was expecting you to find the kid at Lonepauls house.

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The Flood / Re: The Human Centipede 3 trailer
« on: April 11, 2015, 10:19:14 AM »
Can they even top the scene in the second movie with the girl giving birth in her car and then smashing the baby with the gas pedal?
Wait what?

*sips tea*
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Well THAT didn't last long. Ama
« on: April 11, 2015, 09:20:54 AM »
If Bnet was pre-Destiny you probably wouldn't have been banned for a feet thread. Now since the game came out Bungie is protecting all the younglings since they're most likely Destiny's majority. Bungie doesn't want to have angry soccer moms threatening Bungie that they won't buy Destiny 2 for little Jimmy. 

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Gaming / Re: Do you think BO3 would be coming to the Wii U?
« on: April 11, 2015, 08:43:39 AM »
Doubtful. AW wasn't, and I doubt BO3 will be on 7th gen (I know WiiU is 8th gen, but it's about as powerful as 7th gen)
Look at MW3 on the Wii. That game looked horrible and CoD isn't even a graphic game.
Nobody mentioned the Wii.
I know. I posted that because of what you said. The Wii barley handled MW3 so it might be the same case for the Wii U.

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The Flood / Re: fav girl member
« on: April 11, 2015, 07:02:45 AM »
dont know her name just know she has rockin tits
Isara.

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The Flood / Re: Syria rebels home made tank. The "Sham II.
« on: April 11, 2015, 07:01:37 AM »
7.62 can't penetrate Assad memes
Their gun can has been invalidated.

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Serious / Re: First *full body transplant* to occur in 2017
« on: April 11, 2015, 06:46:13 AM »
Last night I had a dream where someones head was chasing me and trying to take my body.

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Gaming / Re: Halo's Place in SciFI: The Fall of Reach
« on: April 11, 2015, 06:45:08 AM »
Why are people getting pissy that it's a copy/paste from Archive? It's a well done article, so why write a new one?

How is it old? It was posted here the day after it was put up on Archive. It was a brand new article.
My bad. I thought it said March instead of April.

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420 theme for the win.

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The Flood / Re: Another woman fail
« on: April 11, 2015, 06:41:48 AM »
Just give her something else to suck on.

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The Flood / Syria rebels home made tank. The "Sham II.
« on: April 11, 2015, 06:39:31 AM »
"Five video cameras and a 7.62mm gun outside, flat screen TVs, PlayStation controller (controlling the machine gun) and a steering wheel on the inside. The walls are 2.5 centimetres thick and resist up to 23 mm cannon fire."

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Russia just made a ton of Internet memes illegal
« on: April 11, 2015, 05:51:32 AM »

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Gaming / Will you still get Halo 5 if it isn't at least 32 players?
« on: April 11, 2015, 05:44:14 AM »
For myself if it's not I'm not going to bother with it. Even 24 players I won't because to me that's not much of a jump from 16. Unless the campaign has levels that has a lot of replay value I'm only going to do it once. For the MP I lost all interest in the small time shit. It's big Team where I actually have fun in Halo's MP now. The problem I see with Halo's BTB is that the maps are way too small for it due to the player count. With a larger player count that would mean bigger maps and more room for the vehicles. The scorpion's range is far greater than the map area. The ghosts and warthog covers ground way too fast. For the aerial the maps are too small for them. Look at Star Wars Battlefront with the fighters. A lot of the maps that have them don't support them due to their size. Withing seconds you get to the edge of the map and you can hardly do any strikes on ground units with them. It's the same with Halo. You cover too much ground with them and the size of the maps makes them feel cluttered. For Halo 2 and 3 due to the player count you have a vehicle where half of your team can be in it. In Halo CE you can have 5 players on a single vehicle. It's almost the same with the Warthog because it seats 3 players. The other thing about a larger player count is that more vehicle types can be in it.

The other thing is Star Wars Battlefront. That's coming out this year and it's going to have 64 players. I don't see myself and others going to Halo's BTB when it's only 16 players. I would be going from a large scale game that has a lot of content to it to a small vehicle based gamemode from 2001. That's not going to be fun at all.


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Gaming / Re: Do you think BO3 would be coming to the Wii U?
« on: April 11, 2015, 05:31:14 AM »
Doubtful. AW wasn't, and I doubt BO3 will be on 7th gen (I know WiiU is 8th gen, but it's about as powerful as 7th gen)
Look at MW3 on the Wii. That game looked horrible and CoD isn't even a graphic game.

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Her face can look like fucking whatever as long as she has the body of a ten year old.
It's sad that we live in a country and a world where in most places that's the closest you can get legally.

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Isara. I would be slapping dat ass all day long.

Good god is everyone on this site constantly horny? Go take care of your urges man. Jeez.

No one needs to know about what you would and all....
So you're telling me if you had the ability to slap someone without them getting payback you wouldn't slap some girls ass? I think I sense a fag.

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