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Messages - Mattie G Indahouse

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What's funny is that for the area that has "nothing" they are right for most of it. A lot of that area is just open land.

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Gaming / Re: Coco get your sweet arse in here
« on: April 30, 2015, 07:02:44 PM »
Holy shit, who would have guessed a bat with a clown nose?
The movement looks really solid.  Can't wait to see their kickstarter.
I feel he's based on a real life bat.
Yeah, I'm putting maybe 10-100$
-Puts money down on kickstarter.
-Game never launches.
Lel.
>Is 20
>balding
Kekity Kek
I'm 22 and it's because of genetics...Also please tell your mom to put down the camera.

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The Flood / Re: False advertisements that have pissed you off?
« on: April 30, 2015, 06:56:31 PM »
For Halo Reach we have a trailer where a Nobel Team member infiltrates a Covenant ship and blows it up.

That actually happens, though. You board a Covenant ship and destroy it with a slipspace bomb.
We went inside a ship but it was nothing like the trailer. We never did anything that involved a large scale battle to complete an objective.

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Gaming / Re: GwG May games revealed
« on: April 30, 2015, 06:05:33 PM »
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Make Room for Three Great Games in May.
I see that Mafia 2 is one but where are the other two "great games"? The others is a pool game, a generic racing game that's no different than the others and some arcade game you could find on the internet.

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The Flood / Re: False advertisements that have pissed you off?
« on: April 30, 2015, 06:01:33 PM »
The live action trailers for Halo 3, ODST and Reach.
For Halo 3 we have one where the Chief drops a bubble shield for a motor bolt and sprints at a group of Brutes. Nothing in Halo 3 is as epic as that battle. Also for Halo 3 we have those fake documentary videos about the war. Those would be great and all if the campaign for the game didn't suck. Bungie put more time into those videos than what they did for the campaign.   

For ODST we have a trailer where some ODST drops into a live combat zone. In the game we just dropped into a building and whatever battle was over. Nowhere in the game did we drop into a battle zone or have battles that looked like that.

For Halo Reach we have a trailer where a Nobel Team member infiltrates a Covenant ship and blows it up. Once again we see a trailer for a Halo game that is nothing like the game. To make it even worse apparently for Halo Reach we were told there were going to be these large battles like what you see in those concept videos that never happened. 

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Gaming / Re: Coco get your sweet arse in here
« on: April 30, 2015, 05:55:31 PM »
Holy shit, who would have guessed a bat with a clown nose?
The movement looks really solid.  Can't wait to see their kickstarter.
I feel he's based on a real life bat.
Yeah, I'm putting maybe 10-100$
-Puts money down on kickstarter.
-Game never launches.
Lel.

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JUST JOIN THE ARMY NASTY, IT WILL BE FUN I PROMISE
It would be fun they said. The war would be over before Christmas they said.

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There is absolutely NO proof that humans have a significant impact on this planet's climate.
I would question you why you think that but I just found out that I'm a squirt who is pooping my pants because I'm suffering from a botched lobotomy which makes me go incoherent at times. Sometimes I forget I'm holding a mirror in my hands and looking at myself when I'm talking to people.

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No, it's a good analogy that describes your viewpoint on mods. You think mods are bad because they "piss on the artwork of the people that made the game". To you if the game intended to have that whatever that mod is doing it would have it from the start. Hell if you have a car do you change the tires since those new tires you would be putting on weren't stock?
sigh

cars =/= art

it's an absolute shit-flavored analogy
But Verbchan if your car is stock with all season tires and you deiced to put winter tires on with new rims for them you're pissing on the designers art. If they intended for that car to have different rims with winter tires they would have designed the car to be stock with them. Getting different tires and rims is modding it since they weren't stock. Getting different tires and rims is just like someone modding a game to have different armor designs. Since you're against modding because it's changing the game from what the developers designed. You might as we be against adding things to a car like different tires since they're not stock just like a mod in a game. 

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guys why do you keep doing this

you're arguing with someone who would rather have the dragons keep flying backwards in skyrim, than someone mod it and fix it

why bother
Sometimes its fun to play with broken toys. Plus, it's not like I even try to have an actual discussion with it xD

*sips tea*
The only reason why your toy is broken is because it doesn't want you to fix it. It would rather stay in a broken state then be fixed which is what the developers didn't intended to happen. After all you would be pissing on their creative design by fixing up that broken toy.

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Serious / Re: Baltimore riots continue
« on: April 30, 2015, 07:01:51 AM »
Is there anything that doesn't set off the monkey in blacks?

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The Flood / Re: Do you people sleep with your windows open?
« on: April 30, 2015, 07:01:12 AM »
my room doesn't have windows, only doors
Are your parents that ashamed of you?

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The Flood / Do you people sleep with your windows open?
« on: April 30, 2015, 06:09:36 AM »
If not then why do you hate Shrek so much? Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.

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The Flood / Re: I Spy With My Little Eye...
« on: April 30, 2015, 06:07:58 AM »

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The Flood / Re: What was your first post?
« on: April 30, 2015, 05:47:35 AM »
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#Destiny.

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Good then I have a AK to defend myself.

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*Verb needs an oil change*

"WELL I GUESS I NEED TO BUY A NEW CAR BECAUSE IF THE DESIGNERS INTENDED FOR IT TO HAVE MORE OIL IT'D HAVE MORE."
oh my god

i think you've done it

you've come up with the shittiest possible analogy
No, it's a good analogy that describes your viewpoint on mods. You think mods are bad because they "piss on the artwork of the people that made the game". To you if the game intended to have that whatever that mod is doing it would have it from the start. Hell if you have a car do you change the tires since those new tires you would be putting on weren't stock?

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Gaming / Re: Spartan Strike is Amazing
« on: April 30, 2015, 05:19:48 AM »
Our booty warrior is back!

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The Flood / Re: GET HECKING HYPE FOR 2015 MOTY
« on: April 30, 2015, 05:08:17 AM »
That's how you do a trailer Star Wars.

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I swear Game of war.
I love that there's these commercials for it that make it seem like it's an epic game when it's nothing more than some shitty Facebook game.

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Gaming / Re: GwG May games revealed
« on: April 30, 2015, 04:51:02 AM »
I came into this thread expecting shit and I wasn't wrong. For June I'm expecting it to be shit as well.

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Gaming / Re: We've won, Steam went back on paid mods
« on: April 29, 2015, 08:15:19 AM »
Here's the other problem about this shit. You have mods that replace the soundtrack in the game with something else. For example I have a mod the replaces Skyrim's music with Puella Magi music. So if there's a mod like this that ends up being a paid mod Steam and Bethesda would be making money off of someone elses work that isn't a mod. The whole idea for paid mods outside donations is just horrible.

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The Flood / Re: I wish I would've had a mother like this
« on: April 29, 2015, 08:11:24 AM »
Good for her. The kid could have got injured, killed or did something to go to jail which would ruin him.

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The Flood / Re: I Love You So Much
« on: April 29, 2015, 06:46:21 AM »

Imagine being Arnold in True Lies having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favourable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque" (for that is what she calls herself) "beauty," the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Lel.

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The Flood / Re: who killed jfk
« on: April 29, 2015, 06:43:19 AM »
Mystery shooter on the grassy Knoll.
Oswald was a mediocre shot and using a crappy Italian pre-war service rifle.
The nigger was a marksman. What's your level you fgt?
Sharpshooter.
So when you piss do you end up getting some on the rim?

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I'm not out right denying Global Warming.. but I don't out right accept it either.
What reason is there not to accept it?

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appears to be an old and worn out prune.
Ain't the majority of the Republican party?

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Serious / Re: >Electoral College
« on: April 29, 2015, 06:27:29 AM »
Al Gore. Wins popular vote but still looses to Bush do to EC bullshit.

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The Flood / Re: who killed jfk
« on: April 29, 2015, 06:26:31 AM »
Mystery shooter on the grassy Knoll.
Oswald was a mediocre shot and using a crappy Italian pre-war service rifle.
The nigger was a marksman. What's your level you fgt?

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The Flood / Re: who killed jfk
« on: April 29, 2015, 06:16:41 AM »
Eddie Blake.

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