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Messages - Mattie G Indahouse

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1921
The Flood / There's a tiger on my porch.
« on: May 24, 2016, 05:47:21 AM »
What to do?

1922
The Flood / Re: Honestly guys i'm dying to know,
« on: May 23, 2016, 04:22:50 AM »
Yes if "hot pocket" is the nickname for your ass.

1924
The Flood / Re: Seriously, who cares if she's a Turk?
« on: May 22, 2016, 05:53:23 AM »
I wonder how many Armenians her ancestors killed.

1925
The Flood / Re: Post YFW Sanders drops out
« on: May 22, 2016, 05:32:33 AM »

inb4 SecondClass gets butthurt over that image.

1926
The Flood / Re: Been Too Long
« on: May 21, 2016, 10:29:03 AM »
Who are you?

1927
The Flood / Re: I feel like I just ruined my life
« on: May 21, 2016, 05:44:36 AM »
So OP, do you want to play some Texas Told 'em and then watch No Country For Told Men?

1928
The Flood / Re: FUCK ME HARDER OHHHHHHHHH
« on: May 21, 2016, 05:42:23 AM »
I wish I could open you up in public.

1929
"So dad, how much of the Bern did my mom feel inside her?"

1930
Why is there no GTA San Andreas in that list?

1932
The Flood / Re: RIP challengerX
« on: May 20, 2016, 04:26:12 AM »
YouTube

You're supposed to be dead so stop posting.

1933
The Flood / Re: Not in a good place right now TBH
« on: May 20, 2016, 04:24:49 AM »
Sep7agon was never a good place to be in.

1934
Gaming / Re: Playstation 4' cooling fan
« on: May 20, 2016, 04:22:37 AM »
So far mine is working fine.

1935
The Flood / Re: Describe your first sexual encounter
« on: May 19, 2016, 08:15:54 PM »
When I was twelve I milked my eel into a bowl of chicken and noodle soup. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry into the soap, which I do believe my sister ate.

1936
The Flood / Re: Tips for working fast food?
« on: May 19, 2016, 08:11:30 PM »

1937
The Flood / Re: If you Google 'Age of consent in Japan'
« on: May 19, 2016, 08:03:06 PM »
They're living the life just like Khal Drogo.

1938
The Flood / Re: Will SyFy ever get a show as good as SG1 again?
« on: May 19, 2016, 07:58:52 PM »
I remember for weekdays there were random marathons of a series for each day. For example OG Battle Star, Andromeda and Knight Rider. Now it's just shit being shown for series and movies. 

1939
The Flood / Re: What would you do with super speed?
« on: May 19, 2016, 04:42:52 AM »
tbh I'd probably just steal a bunch of shit like Sol.
Also unlike Sol you would be able to get away with it.
BTFO
You think that's what Sol's asshole looks like now?

1940
The Flood / Re: What makes a good father?
« on: May 19, 2016, 04:34:18 AM »
By putting family first, not legacy.

1941
The Flood / Re: What would you do with super speed?
« on: May 19, 2016, 04:31:49 AM »
tbh I'd probably just steal a bunch of shit like Sol.
Also unlike Sol you would be able to get away with it.

1942
How did John Freeman kill the headcrab zombie officer with a gun when he didn't bring any guns or weapons with him?

1943
The Flood / Re: Find a suitable avatar for the user above you
« on: May 19, 2016, 04:18:36 AM »
Spoiler
NSFW

1944
Gaming / Re: Kojima Reveals Ludence
« on: May 18, 2016, 08:23:53 PM »
Apparently the mascot for his next game.
It's the mascot for his new studio.
Quote
Ludens, the mascot of the new studio.

1945
Serious / Re: 1100 Declassified U.S. Nuclear Targets
« on: May 18, 2016, 08:05:24 PM »
Why isn't Mongolia on the target list? For all we know those bastards could be building up to bring back their empire.

1946
The Flood / Re: The most delusional statements people make.
« on: May 18, 2016, 07:21:01 PM »
"Sword Art Online isn't that bad"
The game or the cartoon?

1947
The Flood / Re: If I'm not back by Monday
« on: May 18, 2016, 04:42:50 AM »
I think Challenger is kill.

1948
Septagon / Re: an idea to get more activity
« on: May 18, 2016, 04:40:05 AM »
Who would be controlling the site once Cheat bans himself for a low post count?

1949
The Flood / Re: I've successfully made a meme
« on: May 18, 2016, 04:38:09 AM »
I will invest in it on the meme stock market.
Then I will flood the market with the meme to the point where there is hardly any value at all for it.

1950
The Flood / Re: Worked with a cute young girl today
« on: May 18, 2016, 04:35:09 AM »
L O N E P A U L
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There's nothing wrong with lowering your standards by a couple of years.

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