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The Flood / "Useless as nipples on a breastplate."
« on: November 23, 2016, 04:29:38 AM »
You guys think GRRM was referencing this Batman suit?
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Also, bonus armor from a well thought out and written story line. 
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Gaming / Worth downloading games for gold, december list.
« on: November 23, 2016, 04:15:48 AM »

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The Flood / It's Berenst(A)in, not Berenst(E)in.
« on: November 22, 2016, 04:16:49 AM »
I know, our whole childhood was a lie.

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The Flood / Hitler telling it like the way it is.
« on: November 21, 2016, 07:11:30 AM »
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What you do is you close your eyes really hard and you shine a flashlight right on one of them, like the flashlight on your smartphone if you have the app. You do that for about a minute and you cover the eye you had that light on to see the world normally through the eye you didn't to it do, then cover that eye and open up the eye you did it to. Here's the video where I discovered this trick from.
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The Flood / Parody song: Will The Real Sean Murray Please Speak Up?
« on: November 19, 2016, 04:29:57 AM »
https://www.reddit.com/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/5dkeqe/will_the_real_sean_murray_please_speak_up/

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Sean Murray please speak up?
I repeat, will the real Sean Murray please speak up?
We're gonna have a problem here
 
Y'all act like you've never seen a game flop before
Jaws all on the floor like Will Wright when he thinks about Spore
It shoulda whooped the Sims' ass, but worse it just bored
It first was a chore, can't believe we fell for it (ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Sony execs said... Nothing, you idiots,
Sony's all dead, they're locked in Hello Games' basement
Fanboy gamers love No Man's Sky
"Chicka chicka chicka Sean Murray, I'm lovin' him, look at him
Talkin' around, promising who-knows-what, tweeting at you-know-who"
"Yeah but he's so new though"
Yeah I've probably got a couple of games I should have made first
But no worse than... actually ok this game does not work
Sometimes I wanna get on Twitter and just let loose
But I can't, but it's cool for me to code a flying moose
"My wings are on my hips, my wings are on my hips"
And if I'm lucky, you might not see this giant glitch
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a broken promise is
Of course they're gonna know what remorse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got their President now, don't they?
We ain't creating no mammals - well, some of us cannot code
We lied on our resumes and it really shows
But if we can't code in animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man could meet - nope
So if you feel like I lied, I've got the antidote,
Reddit wave your damn upvotes, sing the chorus and it goes
 
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
 
Rockstar don't gotta lie on their trailers to sell games,
Well I do, we'll have planetary physics and a periodic table too
You think I give a damn about a lawsuit?
Half of you gamers already paid for it, now that's what I call loot
"But Sean, why did you lie, we thought we knew you?"
Why, I lied, nothing I said was true
So you can shit on me here next to Molyneux
But Duke Nukem Forever better switch me too
So I can take my place with Superman 64 as the worst
And hear everyone argue about who got their Steam refund first
Little bitches, put me on blast on Twitch.tv
"Yeah it's good, but it's only worth 10 bucks, hee-hee"
You can download a game update in EXE
And explore a whole world that's entirely fucking content-free (aagh!)
I'm sick of you little "explorers" your screen shots all annoy me
So I have been silent just to destroy you
And there's 18 quintillion planets just like this
That look like this, and just don't give a fuck like this
With rocks like this, and flat flying snakes like this
It's no Crysis, it plays like piss, I got rich quick
 
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
 
I'm like a head trip to listen to
Cause I'm only promising things you dream about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to promise it in front of y'all
And I just get to be false and sugar coat it all
I just do an interview and spit it
And I totally like to admit it
That I just shitted better than 90% of the features out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these rumors like hot cakes
It's funny, cause at the rate I'm going, when I slow down
I'll be the only person in the prison who will go down
Pinching inmates' asses while I'm promising a blow down
But I'm lying and pretty soon they'll know and it's a show down
In every studio there's a Sean Murray lurking
He could be working on Red Dead 2, promising the world to you
Or it's an indie dev, vulturing, Tweeting that "My game won't suck"
While his specs are down and his price is up
So will the real gamers please stand up
So I can put one of my fingers on each hand up
And be proud to be out of my mind and out of control
One more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
 
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
 
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
 
Haha, I guess Sean screwed all of us
Fuck it, let's all speak up

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The Flood / The Gunfighter (Best Short Film Ever)
« on: November 17, 2016, 06:16:21 PM »
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Gaming / No Man's Sky 2
« on: November 17, 2016, 04:23:28 AM »

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A lightsaber is going to be just like a cutting torch and welder which means you're going to need eye protection to prevent you from going blind. Then for the sparks a lightsaber produces from cutting things is going to be just like a cutting torch, but much much hotter. If one of those sparks touches you, then you're going to have a very bad weekend.

So how do Jedi protect themselves from their own unpractical weapon which is more of a danger to themselves, than the person they're trying to kill? Do they use the force to protect themselves from being blinded and from the sparks? 

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The Flood / Gentlemen, behold! The worlds oldest dildo!
« on: November 15, 2016, 04:31:09 AM »
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/27/ancient_phallus/
German scientists are tickled pink after unearthing one of the world's oldest sculpted phalluses - 20cm of polished siltstone lovingly created around 28,000 years ago.


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Serious / Eight years from now we're going to look back and say...
« on: November 12, 2016, 05:50:38 AM »
"Man, I wish I supported Trump for both his elections rather than just his last one."

For you non-Americans you're going to be saying "I wish we had God Emperor Trump grabbing our country by the pussy and leading her onto the path of greatness."

Mark my words Sep7agon, this man is going to have his head curved into the face of Mount Rushmore by the time he's done in office.

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The Flood / That feeling when we voted for this women.
« on: November 11, 2016, 04:13:46 AM »
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Serious / How was Crocked Hillary going to maintain a no-fly zone in Syria?
« on: November 11, 2016, 04:12:10 AM »
The women couldn't even keep a fly off her face so I highly doubt she was going to keep planes out of a country.

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Mine is the Barbie Girl song due to how catchy it is, the other song is "Girlfriend" for the same reason.

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http://www.itechpost.com/articles/47943/20161029/no-mans-sky-no-mans-sky-founder-sean-murray-no-mans-sky-sean-murray-sony-no-mans-sky-sony-no-mans-sky-community-artistic-vision-no-mans-sky-artistic-vision.htm
Just recently, the No Man's Sky community was in shock following an infamous tweet from developer Hello Games. "No Man's Sky was a mistake," it says. Obviously, this isn't something that fans would want to hear after a long silence. Fortunately, as what reports say, it was due to a hack. That, in one way or another, both the studio and founder Sean Murray have nothing to do about it. It's still hilarious in a way though. But somehow, for what it meant really, it clearly shows that someone out there wants the video game company to apologize for the mess.

It's actually a bit confusing, especially to the fans of No Man's Sky. As reported by Kotaku, the controversial No Man's Sky tweet was -- contrary to the aforementioned -- was caused by a "disgruntled employee." And when people think that was it, it's when thing start to get a bit more murky.

Polygon, on the other hand, reached out to the No Man's Sky team in hopes to clarify the situation. Surprisingly, someone in the name of Sean Murray replied, shedding light on the infamous tweet. According to the publication, the tweet did really come from Murray, only that someone from the Hello Games took it down. Because really, they "have not been coping well." Both Kotaku and Polygon received the same email response from a person who calls himself Sean Murray (this was due to speculations that the guy's email accounts are also hacked, thus reports suggest it could be the hacker sending out the responses).

Based on the email, the mastermind behind No Man's Sky admitted that the title was "simply unfinished upon arrival." Heck, he even went on to saying that Sony -- the publisher -- forced them, including the community (ouch, right?). Murray also pointed out in the email that the continuous harassment and "absolute gross" behavior from the fandom have played somehow affected their artistic vision.

With the pressure they're getting from the tech giant, the studio had no choice but to cut out some key No Man's Sky features. This is when Murray, on the same email, apologized, stating that they didn't really deliver what needs to be delivered.

Nevertheless, Murray asked that the whole No Man's Sky community be understanding with all that's happening. That they're simply a small studio that gave out "blood, sweat and tears" for the title. In the latter part, the founder stated that the lack of respect to the work they've done is what saddens him the most. Despite all of these, he said that they'll continue to improve the game to the extent that they "dreamed of it being and beyond."

Whether or not this is email really came from the man behind No Man's Sky, it somehow wraps up everything about the game's crisis. Or perhaps, it's the kind of words that the community was waiting to hear from the team. This article will be updated as soon as more information about the situation surfaces.

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The Flood / "Close Encounters of the SecondClass"
« on: October 30, 2016, 07:27:29 AM »
The burn from this video is too great for it to be forgotten.
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The Flood / Only the really real nigga's could answer this.
« on: October 25, 2016, 03:35:13 AM »
If we're discussing the Krabby Patty secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding, what do we do?

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The Flood / What is the meaning to the "When you drink water" meme?
« on: October 19, 2016, 07:26:29 AM »
I know there's some type of hiding joke to this but nothing about the image is popping out to me. It's just a women drinking a glass of water, what's so meme worthy about it?


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The Flood / Urban Dictionary: The Sean Murray
« on: October 15, 2016, 06:06:40 AM »
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The+Sean+Murray

 BEWARE! THIS TAKES A LOT OF TIME AND PATIENCE TO PULL OFF THIS SKILLFUL WAY OF DOING THE SEXING. YOU WILL ALSO NEED A TINY PENIS. CAUTION IS ADVISED!

The Sean Murray starts with getting a girl online first. She has to be close enough to drive to. Firstly, you talk to her and work your way up to sending nude pictures. Then, you send her fake pictures and videos of a giant penis claiming it's yours. Bragging about how great you are at sex and how you're going to show her a new technique that is unlike any of the other guys she's ever been with that will blow her mind. Do this for 3 years until you finally tell her you want to meet. Set a date for a few months in advance, and then a month before, reschedule for another couple months away. Once you get to hers, start the sex with her and show her your actual (petit) penis. She should instantly be shocked and disgusted, but will hopefully still do the sex with you. If she does, begin in missonary and start waving your hands in the air and thrusting your hips in small circles whilst shouting, "WHAT IS GOING ON?!". If she asks what's happening, reply with, "MY MIND IS BLOWN!" and, "AMAZING!". After you have defiled her (try and last only 2 minutes so she doesn't suffer too much), lie in bed with her and wait for her to tweet and reddit on the internet about how bad the sexing was and how the three year wait was for absolutely nothing, then reply with vague answers before going completely silent forever.

Reddit User 1: That guy totally gave her the Sean Murray!

Reddit User 2: I hate it when I'm given the Sean Murray.

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So Sep7agon, how true would you say this statement is? Besides the hentai part, I find the guy to be right when you read between the lines. Anybody who supports Trump is most likely a raciest or some type of bigot(I know everybody is, but for somebody like Trump the guy is extreme with his views.) and over all simply ignorant. Any sane person should be able to tell that Trump is one of the worst candidates we have running.

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The Flood / Let's go to the park, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
« on: October 12, 2016, 07:35:20 AM »
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Serious / What's your opinion on this 538 election forecast?
« on: October 11, 2016, 07:41:43 AM »
http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/

With the rate Trump is loosing and pissing people off, I see Clinton having a good amount of points over him.
Electoral votes
Hillary Clinton: 333.1
Donald Trump: 204.8
I don't think Clinton is going to be that high, but I still think the number is going to be high enough where she's able to afford loosing some states.

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Serious / Sep7agon, is this the president we want for our daughters?
« on: October 10, 2016, 04:14:34 AM »
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The Flood / Leaked iPhone designs.
« on: October 07, 2016, 06:26:54 AM »
iPhone 8:
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iPhone 9:
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iPhone 10:
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iPhone 11:
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iPhone 12:
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The Flood / WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT?
« on: October 07, 2016, 04:12:50 AM »

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The Flood / Who would win in a fight?
« on: October 04, 2016, 07:35:56 AM »

Steel beams hands down, any sane person knows that jet fuel can't melt steel beams. 

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