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The Flood / My butthol­e may have went Super Saiyan.
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:52:47 PM »
Now, bear with me. I have black hair, okay? My pube­s are also black.

Now, if you go by this source, it says super saiyan is achieved by "In all known cases, the form has been initially triggered by either desperation or indignation."

Flood, I was desperate this morning. I hadn't pooped in six days and I felt like I had a brown mountain gorrilla stomping around my intestines. I also didn't have much time because of work.

So I hopped on the toilet and squeezed really hard in a rage. I felt a sudden wave of power come over me and the turd sprung from me at quite a velocity.

Later on, I was playing with my but­thole (don't ask) and I noticed all the hair there is now blonde. It used to be black.

Flood, did my buttho­le asc­end?

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The Flood / ITT top my cringe video.
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:13:20 PM »
Skip to 33 seconds. 
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The Flood / I bought an Ak-47 today.
« on: January 10, 2015, 02:29:47 PM »
Which is also my first gun. Anybody else here own one?

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The Flood / Half-Sword Sparring.
« on: January 10, 2015, 06:10:49 AM »
I figured I post this since this is probably an unknown sword technique to you. I ended up finding out about this today. Who know you could use a sword with your hand on the blade like that.
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By depth I'm talking about it being literally more than a hack and slash.
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Do they now have up syndrome?

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The Flood / Anyone else love cheerios here?
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:12:29 PM »
If so what's your favorite type? I like the frosted ones.   

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The Flood / Your favorite Spongebob moments?
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:05:09 PM »
This is probably the greatest moment I seen in the show. New Bob or not this was cleverly thought out and well done. Instead of making up some character they have Davy Jones having a camo as Davy Jones.
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The other moment I loved is also from the new ones. It's that one with the sea urgings. What made me lol is when Spongebob finally released them it ended up being in front of the Krusty Krab.   

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The Flood / DRAGON BALL AND Z IS NOW ON NETFLIX!!!
« on: January 08, 2015, 07:03:20 PM »
That is what we would say if Dragon Ball and Z was now on Netflix.

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Gaming / Mario Kart 8 is fucking rigged.
« on: January 08, 2015, 07:28:08 AM »
Every time I played my sister which is about 10 times now she wrecks me. Whenever she is in first place hardly anything happens to her. But when I am every asshole in that game fucks me over. One time I got dived bombed by those unfair blue shells 5 times. When ever she isn't in first place she hardly gets hit by shit. But when I am in the same position I get fucked up. Fuck me. 

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By reboot I mean they stop supporting current Destiny outside servers and updates. And for the franchise they kick current Destiny out and make the games what they were supposed to be like. So in this the first Destiny game in the reboot would be what the concept images were showing. To me this would be their best choice. Sure they would piss a lot of people off but I think it would be worth it. By rebooting the franchise they would gain a lot more fans and buyers. If Destiny stays the way it is now there's not going to be the amount of people buying the 2nd game as what did with the first. The only ones that would be buying it would be fanboys in denial and uniformed people. With the reboot they would most likely keep most of their current fanbase and add onto it with new people.

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Gaming / accidently posted.
« on: January 07, 2015, 08:14:49 PM »
accidentally posted.

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Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Halo Reach and 4 closer to Halo 2 and 3 than what 2 and 3 are to Halo CE? Halo Reach and 4 share more things in common and play closer to Halo 2 and 3 than what those to games do with CE. Halo 2 and 3 might as well be different games since they play hardly anything alike. Gameplay wise the one thing they have in common is the arena thing. 

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The Flood / Should MLG players be allowed in the military?
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:10:20 AM »
I think they shouldn't because they would make bad soldiers.
They would be bitching at their comrades for "camping" instead of running out in the open across this football field size area.

They would be bitching about having assault rifles because they're "n00b" weapons.

Instead of using the "N00b tube" they would be throwing grenades which the target would be beyond their reach.

They would kill a comrade for having a rocket launcher because they wanted his "power weapon". 

They would be bitching at snipers on the radio for "hard scoping".

If they have a weapon with a scope on it instead of using it on their target. They would do a spinning jump in the air and try to hit the target with the scope at the last second.   

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The Flood / You people from the South are such pussies.
« on: January 05, 2015, 06:56:58 PM »
When you bitches get an inch of snow on the ground you people shut everything down. Up here in the North we go about our day like it was nothing. Hell we still go to work if there's a white out.

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The Flood / Would this be considered incest?
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:32:13 PM »
So lets say two siblings are having sex with each other and both of them have their eyes closed during it. The brother is pretending his sister is some chick from school and the sister is pretending he's Gaben. Would it still be considered incest when both people are pretending to fuck/get fucked by someone else?

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I was just wondering. (<.<)

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I think it will. Sure the Nintendo's console failed but here's the problems which most likely resulted in it. There wasn't that many games, the thing was a pain to use and the technology wasn't there for it. With the PS4 on the other hand there would most likely be a lot of games for the thing simply because of 1st person games. Wearing it is a lot more practical because you're not using the console for it. And we have the tech to make the games look a hell of a lot closer to real life.

With the Kinect I can't think of any games that stands out to me. Sure there might be that token black one but from what I see there's just a shit load of dancing games. MS hasn't done anything to get the majority of the 360 user base to buy the thing. If there was a Kinect game that was similar to the Elder Scrolls I would buy it for that. I think it would be fun using a Nerf sword and shield for it. For the Xboone it's the same thing. There isn't any games and I can live without the thing. To me they tried justifying it by making the UI such a cluster fuck that you want to use the Kinect. You know they were desperate to push the thing when they originally wanted the thing to be always plugged in.

With the PS4 VR headset I don't see the Kinect problems with it. Like I said if any 1st person game can be played on it then there's a good supply of games. And there's the new car feeling to it. Outside PC and Nintendo console gamers haven't had anything like this. To me the appeal of playing your games in a real life like view would be a lot more funnier and interesting than dancing in front of my TV like a retard. Te PS4 headset to me is basically the Wii. It's going to sell because it's a new thing that's most likely going to be done right to sell.

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The Flood / Wrong forum.
« on: January 03, 2015, 10:06:14 PM »
Wrong forum.

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Gaming / Kruk Cave Rat keeps making me his bitch.
« on: January 03, 2015, 09:17:00 PM »
What are some strategies for killing him besides fire? When I fight him he takes a chunk of my health away and I have to be really quick in order to miss his attacks with the QTEs. It's a piss poor image but if you can read it that's literally how our fights end up. 

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Gaming / So when is the Halo 5 BTB beta releasing?
« on: January 03, 2015, 07:22:27 PM »
t4r.

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Septagon / The mods on this site sure do a great job at modding.
« on: January 03, 2015, 06:11:10 PM »
Apparently the Kinder jokes should have ended on December 22nd which was a staff decision because they got out of hand. Then all of a sudden Anarchy came and that decision got thrown out the window. Even mods were joining in on it. Anarchy or not this should have been enforced when it was a staff decision to hand the jokes to begin with. I know I jumped in on the circlejerk but this should have been enforced. 

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The Flood / What was so great about Avatar?
« on: January 03, 2015, 05:42:29 PM »
Looking back it wasn't that great of a movie. To me the story is average and the only things that stand out are the environments. For the 3D it was nothing more than that token black pop out shit like in Shark Boy and Lava Girl. With the Hobbit movies the whole thing or at least a decent amount are in 3D. Really to me the only thing that stands out about it is the whole avatar thing.

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Gaming / Will there ever be a Halo Combat Evolved sequel?
« on: January 03, 2015, 02:40:03 PM »
I was wondering because after that game every Halo game Bungie made is a spinoff of it.

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Serious / Could the SWAT team handle a Black Widow terrorist attack?
« on: January 03, 2015, 02:29:01 PM »
Let's say in the US there's a terrorist situation that's simlar to that Black Widow school one or the theater one. Would the SWAT team be able to handle something like that when we haven't had anything like that or would we have to ask the Spetsnaz for help since they deal with that type of shit?

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The Flood / On an honest scale of 1-10 what would you rate me?
« on: January 03, 2015, 06:40:51 AM »
Oh god this won't end well.
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Gaming / Any of you played a game called Chex Quest?
« on: January 03, 2015, 06:23:47 AM »
That shit was fun. When I was a kid my dad and I played it. He did the movement and I used the mouse. I don't remember ever killing anybody with that spoon weapon thing.

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Serious / "I need fat acceptance because."
« on: January 02, 2015, 05:24:23 AM »
Should society really accept being fat? I can agree with them to an extent that they shouldn't be hated on for being fat. But when it comes down to excepting it we shouldn't. If you're someone that's able to loose weight there's no reason for you not to and there's no reason for someone to be letting them self go like that. Nobody that is fat should be excepted by people or find it OK for them to be overweight or obese when they pound down McDonald's everyday. Look at the image below. Sure it's healthy for you to be OK with your body, but loving your fat body. Lets be real here. Nobody that is that fat is loving their fat body. It's like she's saying that because she's too lazy to help herself.
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Gaming / Should Sony give some of the PS4 money to Microsoft?
« on: January 01, 2015, 10:24:35 AM »
I think they should because MS did a great job at selling PS4's. MS basically did free advertisement for Sony. They did a good portion of Sony's work for them so they should get a cut of the profits for that.

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Gaming / do fat kids have more fun playing halo?
« on: January 01, 2015, 07:25:36 AM »
i think that they probably do because they cant normally run or jump and get off the ground, so its like a new experience for them!

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