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The Flood / Re: I'm drunk and have a BBQ burrito in my mouth right now
« on: July 13, 2016, 02:21:46 AM »
Black dick is best dick
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The Flood / Re: I'm drunk and have a BBQ burrito in my mouth right now« on: July 13, 2016, 02:21:46 AM »
Black dick is best dick
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The Flood / Re: I'm not horny but still want to fuck girls« on: July 13, 2016, 02:20:31 AM »
#destiny
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The Flood / Re: One of my cats is missing« on: July 13, 2016, 01:58:01 AM »
Sorry bud. My dog died a few months ago, I know what it's like. Hopefully it's still alive though
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Gaming / FUCK CONSOLES« on: July 13, 2016, 01:31:18 AM »
Mark my words you fucking console losers. You hear me right now? Loud and clear? Well good, you better listen the fuck up.
I did NOT spend $600 on my GTX 980 another $300 on my overclock i7 @4.10ghz, 16 gigs of ram, and deluxe cooling systems to keep this beast at proper temperatures to NOT fucking play Persona 5. You hear me you little faggots? I have spent WELL over $1000 on my gaming rig, and I WILL play Persona 5 on it one way or another. I abhor, I hate, I LOATHE the idea of even thinking of some cheap shitty console from Sony being allowed even 30 yards from my basement. If I need to make a fortress with my pizza boxes, Big Mac boxes, and liters upon liters of piss bottles to to keep that shitty underpowered piece of plastic toy away from my very being and my beautiful prized possession (that's my PC in case you don't know, fucking low IQ peasents), then so be it. Atlus, I will ask you nicely once more, You WILL port Persona 5 to the PC platform via Steam, it WILL obliterate the console version, and I WILL pirate it just to spite you dumb fucking slant eyed gooks for even daring the even spite us; the proud and powerful PC master race. 428
Gaming / Re: Overwatch« on: July 12, 2016, 09:37:57 PM »
Her legendary skins include some dank Arabic pussay
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The Flood / Re: Congratulations Sony, you lost« on: July 12, 2016, 09:18:54 PM »
>puts response above the quote
top fucking shrek 430
The Flood / Re: fuck you all, fedoras own hard« on: July 12, 2016, 09:18:04 PM »
Does anyone have that video from Camm where the black dude tips his fedora to Halo 4?
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The Flood / Re: Congratulations Sony, you lost« on: July 12, 2016, 09:07:05 PM »
>Star Trek
fucking kill yourselves 432
Gaming / Re: That's it.« on: July 12, 2016, 07:47:08 PM »My biggest gripe is having to watch everyone do dumbass make-it-rain poses at the end of matches for a solid 30 seconds. So unnecessary. I remember when CoD was supposed to be gritty I also remember when it wasn't retarded future shit 433
The Flood / Re: Do you like weird music« on: July 12, 2016, 07:31:38 PM »
No I'm not a walking cringe compilation
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Serious / Re: Black cop tears BLM a new one« on: July 12, 2016, 03:10:15 PM »>cosmic energyBro, I know so many SWPL faggots into cosmic bullshit, astrology, wicca and the likes. I get a bunch of retarded BLM accounts in my Instagram explore page. There are actually black people who think they're Egyptians for fuck sake 436
The Flood / tfw no dick« on: July 12, 2016, 03:04:19 PM »
>be me
>come home after a long day of pretending to be straight >watch gay porn >try to suck my own dick >fail >tfw no dick to suck >go outside >find hunk to bring home >walk in quietly >we start fucking >about to cum >suddenly the lights come on >my mom sees the two of us >gets scared >says your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air 437
Serious / Re: Black cop tears BLM a new one« on: July 12, 2016, 02:57:05 PM »
>cosmic energy
>can wipe out the white race lol why are black people so pretentious 438
The Flood / Re: kid gets home from liberal college« on: July 12, 2016, 02:51:11 PM »
What's the opposite of a liberal college? Some southern trash like Ole Miss?
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Serious / Re: Black cop tears BLM a new one« on: July 12, 2016, 02:59:56 AM »
Another person brings up the fascinating revelation that if black people acted less nigger-like they wouldn't be getting killed. Oh, but this time a black person said it, so he's allowed to do it.
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The Flood / Re: I was told to get a Bravo Alpha Eleven hundred November« on: July 12, 2016, 12:42:38 AM »Just cross swords already 442
The Flood / Re: is there anything more girly...« on: July 12, 2016, 12:38:19 AM »
If you haven't tasted good dick, you ain't livin.
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The Flood / Re: Things not to say to a Drill Sergeant« on: July 11, 2016, 05:20:31 PM »
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Gaming / Gears of War thread« on: July 11, 2016, 04:18:19 PM »That E3 demo looked pretty shit. I love Gears but I find it hard to have faith. 445
Gaming / Re: What is the most you've ever been immersed in a game?« on: July 11, 2016, 03:25:07 AM »
Fallout 3 or Dark Souls 1
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The Flood / Re: Well it is my Birthday.« on: July 11, 2016, 12:23:08 AM »
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out. On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it. Your personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are akin to those of the bird that keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker. You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, and even occasionally earth shatteringly hilarious in your idiocy, routinely childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful. You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame. You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet. I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. On a good day you're a halfwit. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded. Shut up and go away lest you achieve the physical retribution your behaviour merits. Happy birthday 448
Gaming / Re: What genres do you avoid playing?« on: July 10, 2016, 07:36:24 PM »
By the way Phil Simms is gone. Thank god. There's a new commentary team.
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The Flood / Re: A Small Heads Up« on: July 10, 2016, 07:11:57 PM »
I'll give you a follow. My tumblr name is the Fifth Cumming of Shrek, I exclusively use the site for porn but hey I'll make an exception
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The Flood / Re: Was 2chainz' feature on No Problem the best feature of the year?« on: July 10, 2016, 06:48:09 PM »
yes
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