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The Flood / Re: What do you believe happens when you die
« on: July 29, 2016, 11:43:15 AM »
you die and then whatever you believe will happen happens.


So if you believe you just die you just die
if you believe you will go to heaven you go to heaven
if you believe that everyone is going to burn in hell then you will go to hell
if you believe you will be reincarnated you will be reincarnated
If you believe that you will fly through space and time infinitely then you will do so.


I think the human brain is powerful enough to make this happen.


I wanna die and wake up in an endless line of h4wt babes ready to fuk.

If i drink bleach will it happen?

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GROSS are essential to the human diet.

Auto correct is a nigger.

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The Flood / Re: New Hampshire is objectively the best state.
« on: July 29, 2016, 10:48:34 AM »
You didn't spell Texas correctly.

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The Flood / Re: Hey Verb
« on: July 29, 2016, 10:37:17 AM »
Same

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The Flood / Re: All Too Easy - The Sep7agon UN Game
« on: July 29, 2016, 10:17:47 AM »
Torso - Russia

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The Flood / Re: Why doesn't Verb capitalize his letters?
« on: July 29, 2016, 10:13:53 AM »
D I C K S out F O R HARAMBE

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The Flood / Re: Cenk Uyger Melt Down Parody - Steven Crowder
« on: July 28, 2016, 11:49:27 PM »
I think Crowder is a douche, but he'e not wrong.

Crowder isn't a douche. but hey. I just wanna bump my thread.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 28, 2016, 10:50:41 PM »
The First Order maintains the Leader Snoke and several Devout followers have successfully escaped deep into the unknown regions.

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The Flood / Re: Cenk Uyger Melt Down Parody - Steven Crowder
« on: July 28, 2016, 10:25:51 PM »
That's actually a good impression.

indeed

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The Flood / Re: Cenk Uyger Melt Down Parody - Steven Crowder
« on: July 28, 2016, 06:38:46 PM »
Holy shit they got Superman on the show.

Intense!

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The Flood / Re: Cenk Uyger Melt Down Parody - Steven Crowder
« on: July 28, 2016, 02:11:11 PM »
I enjoyed it.
But that's 'cause I hate Cenk.

Same.

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The Flood / Re: Cenk Uyger Melt Down Parody - Steven Crowder
« on: July 28, 2016, 01:02:46 PM »
Raving reviews i see.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 28, 2016, 03:22:21 AM »
The First Order would like to remind the vong that by page 32 they would of had 7 fleets not 2 and Maintains sovereignty inspite of the cheating and greifing that took place.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 28, 2016, 03:16:54 AM »
The First Order has been eliminated
Remaining factions:
Sith Empire
Vong/Chiss Empire
CIS
Republic
Galactic Empire
Jedi Order
Mandalorians
Fel Empire
Hutts

That was quite unfair.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 28, 2016, 03:14:41 AM »
Wait that means my evacuation finished 5 pages ago. #StillAliveFuckBoi

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 28, 2016, 03:13:52 AM »
Rematch

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 28, 2016, 03:10:03 AM »
The First Order would like to releive all Darkside dignitaries that celebration will proceed as planned.
The Sith offer their thoughts and prayers for the First Order in this troubled time.

The First Order would like to recommend The Sith Empire mediate peace talks between The Order and the Bong. I mean vong.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 28, 2016, 03:07:36 AM »
The First Order would like to rocommend The Vong commit mass suicide for attempted interruption of a holiday.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 28, 2016, 03:05:41 AM »
The First Order would like to releive all Darkside dignitaries that celebration will proceed as planned.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 28, 2016, 03:00:40 AM »
The First Order prepares planet wide evacuation and uses the dark powers to slow the enemy glassing at any conceivable rate evacuation should be prepared in 5 pages as only military their families and essentials are prioritized.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 28, 2016, 02:57:48 AM »
The First Order prepares for a grand planet wide celebration inviting all darkside dignitaries and Batilla Shan. The celebration is scheduled for page 27.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 28, 2016, 02:21:37 AM »
The Knights of Ren perform many sith like rituals invoking the dark powers to raising troop and Knight Moral.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 28, 2016, 02:04:54 AM »
The First Order Begins Massive Overhaul on Kalee Defense systems ground air and space. Adding 80 planet wide bases 40 defense space stations and up to 2,00,000 more New Troopers projected to finish by page 50

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 28, 2016, 01:57:45 AM »
The Chiss Ascendancy sends 2 Chiss Standard Offensive Armadas to Kalee.

The Yuuzhang Vong send 4 Meat Armadas to Kalee.

Also you suck at Elite: Dangerous.

ED Archive sends their regards, fucko.

By the will of the Vong Gods, PingingManager, El Burninator, and Novice, your planet will burn.

We will arrive on page 32.

Chiss Ascendancy report
Capital:
     Csilla

Government:
     Republican Oligarchy
     Confederacy with the Yuuzhan Vong

Head of Government and Commander-in-Chief:
     House Nuruodo

Currency:
     Chiss Credits

Alliances:
     Yuuzhang Vong
     Mandalorians
     The Empire
     The Sith

Army and Navy:
     4 Chiss Standard Offensive Armadas (2 need Dreadnoughts)
     1 Chiss Standard Offensive Armada
     Flagship: The Blue Man Group, an Eclipse-class Dreadnought
Chiss Standard Offensive Armada specifications
1 Eclipse-class Dreadnought
10 Chiss Super-class Star Destroyers
1,000 Chiss Imperator-class Star Destroyers
20,000 Clawcraft
8,000 Chiss Heavy Marines
20,000 Chiss Light Infantry
1,000 HS-8 Assault Tanks
400 Gunships
600 AT-HT "Crushers"
120 AT-CC Mobile Transport/Command Centers
50 ATOM Walkers
Chiss Standard Defensive Armada specifications
20 Chiss Super-class Star Destroyers
1,000 Imperator-class Star Destroyers
30,000 Clawcraft
2,000 Chiss Heavy Marines
50,000 Chiss Light Infantry
1,000 YR-5 Kusha Heavy Artillery Vehicles
500 HS-8 Assault Tanks
Non-Military Population:
     100,000,000,000 General Population
     1,000,000 Scientists
     5,000,000 Engineers

Territory:
     Csilla
     
Locations of Fleets/Squadrons:
     1st Standard Offensive Armada en route to Kalee
     2nd Standard Offensive Armada en route to Kalee
Current Projects:
     Arrival in the Kalee system: Page 32
     2 Offensive Armadas: Page 33
     2 Defensive Armadas: Page 33
     2 Dreadnoughts Commisioned: Page 34

Yuuzhan Vong report
Capital:
     Zonama Sekot

Government:
     Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate

Head of Government:
     Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong the Once God

Head of Church:
     Most High Priest Vongvong the Shamed Cripple

Leader of the Navy and Armies:
     Warmaster Boss Rugor Nass

Currency:
     Gungan Skins

Alliances:
     Mandalorians
     The Empire
     The Sith

Army:
     2 Gods
     1 Supreme Overlоrd
     9 Wat Tamborvong clones
     10,000 Deception Sect Agents (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
     4,000 Subaltern Elites (Lieutenant ish)
     42,000 Yuuzhan Warriors
     89,000 Chazrach Slave Soldiers (grunts)
     4,990,000 Mutated Gungan Warriors
     10,000 Mutated Gungan War Beasts
     50,000 Gungan Catapults
     1,000 Gungan Bubble Shields

Navy:
     1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
     1,000,000 Living Starfighters
     7,000 Living Battleships
     10 Glasser Dreadnoughts
     Flagship: Zonama Sekot
Meat Armada specifications
1 Wat Tamborvong clone
2 Glasser Dreadnoughts
1,000 Living Battleships
100,000 Living Starfighters
100 Subaltern Elites
5,000 Yuuzhan Warriors
15,000 Chazrach Slave Warriors
100,000 Mutated Gungan Warriors
100 Mutated Gungan War Beasts
1,000 Gungan Catapults
50 Gungan Bubble Shields
100 Troop Transports
Dark Infiltration Corps specifications
1,000 Deception Sect Agents
5,000 Yuuzhan Warriors
2 Battleships
10,000 Living Starfighters
4 Transports
     
Non-Military Population:
     1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
     1,000,000 Priests
     9,999,999,998 Intendants (bureaucrats)
     25,000,000,000 Chazrach Slaves
     47,000,000,000 Gungan Slaves
     2,000,000,000 Denonian Slaves

Resources:
     The Star Forge
     10,000,000,000,000 Kyber crystals
Territory:
     Lwhekk
     Zonama Sekot
     Rakata Prime

Locations of Fleets/Squadrons:
     1st Meat Armada - Lwhekk
     2nd Meat Armada - Ilum
     3rd Meat Armada - en route to Kalee
     4th Meat Armada - en route to Kalee
     5th Meat Armada - en route to Kalee
     6th Meat Armada - en route to Kalee

Current Projects:
     Search for signs of a Lost Civilization: Page 30
     Mass conscription completion: Page 30
     Arrival in the Kalee system: Page 32



The First Order prepares for war doubling its productivity for 2 yrs. Now producing 1 fleet every page until page 31 before returning to normal production.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 28, 2016, 01:35:11 AM »
The first order Abandons assult on Valc

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 28, 2016, 01:18:10 AM »
*The First Order Has 1 Fleet preparing Assault on the seemingly unclaimed Planet of Valc*

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 28, 2016, 01:07:20 AM »
http://imgur.com/gallery/6T0f63z

First Order

Capitol: Kalee

Highly populated with factories and training facilities as well as a large monument to the Empire and The Knights of Ren in every city. Can produce one fleet every year on AVG. 2 fleets stand guard at the capitol.

De facto leader: Snoke

Currency: Galactic Standard

Military branch: First Order military


Societal information: State religious body: Knights of Ren (in secret)


Historical information: Formed from: Galactic Empire

Date established: Sometime after the Galactic Concordance


Affiliation: New Republic (formerly)(Seceded)

Forces:

2 Fleets

Each fleet having 10 ships: 1 Capitol, 1 Medical, 1 Support, 2 Destroyers, 2 Carriers: 1 carrier for aircraft and 1 for land vehicles, 3 Transport: 1 supply, 2 Troops.

Each fleet commanded by 1 knight of Ren and his 2 apprentices

Each Trooper transport containing: 5,000 New Troopers, 1,000 Marksmen, 1,000 Heavy Troopers, 500 Elite Commandos, 500 Elite Sword Bearers (Armed with Vibro swords potential Knights/Apprentices) 1,000 Scouts, and 1,000 Medics

Raw Numbers:
New Troopers: 10,000
Marksmen: 2,000
Heavy Troopers 2,000
Elite Commandos: 1,000
Elite Sword Bearers: 1,000
Scouts: 2,000
Medics: 2,000

Air Carriers Contain: 1,000 Fighters, 1,000 Bombers, and 500 Landers
Vehicle Carriers contain: 500 Light tanks (LT), 500 Heavy Tanks(HT), 1,500 Armored transport(AT)

Raw Numbers:
Fighters: 1,000
Bombers: 1,000
Landers: 500

LT: 500
HT: 500
AT: 1,500

Total:
Infantry: 40,000
Air: 5,000
Ground: 4,000

TOTAL: 49,000


[Actual Troop/Ship numbers halved until end of next page/year]
The army as small or large as it may be is Technologically advanced in some areas.. 

The Order Is also very efficient at recruiting and building replacing and repairing ships men and bases at high rates.



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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 27, 2016, 11:47:16 PM »
too late to join?
only 2 factions left to choose are resistance and the first order
alright and sorry for the post


wait whats that chiss hegemony shit? sounds cool
taken

Kylo?
you can be the First Order, yeah.

i'd advise talking to TBlocks since youre really late to the party

youll need to draft up a faction summary like the ones in the OP

also, try to minimize posts in here until you have a faction and are in the game because it messes up the simulated passage of in game time

ok

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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 27, 2016, 10:17:59 PM »

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