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Messages - EarningAttorney
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« on: July 29, 2016, 11:43:15 AM »
you die and then whatever you believe will happen happens.
So if you believe you just die you just die if you believe you will go to heaven you go to heaven if you believe that everyone is going to burn in hell then you will go to hell if you believe you will be reincarnated you will be reincarnated If you believe that you will fly through space and time infinitely then you will do so.
I think the human brain is powerful enough to make this happen.
I wanna die and wake up in an endless line of h4wt babes ready to fuk. If i drink bleach will it happen?
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« on: July 29, 2016, 10:50:55 AM »
GROSS are essential to the human diet.
Auto correct is a nigger.
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« on: July 29, 2016, 10:48:34 AM »
You didn't spell Texas correctly.
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« on: July 29, 2016, 10:37:17 AM »
Same
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« on: July 29, 2016, 10:17:47 AM »
Torso - Russia
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« on: July 29, 2016, 10:13:53 AM »
D I C K S out F O R HARAMBE
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« on: July 28, 2016, 11:49:27 PM »
I think Crowder is a douche, but he'e not wrong.
Crowder isn't a douche. but hey. I just wanna bump my thread.
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« on: July 28, 2016, 10:50:41 PM »
The First Order maintains the Leader Snoke and several Devout followers have successfully escaped deep into the unknown regions.
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« on: July 28, 2016, 10:25:51 PM »
That's actually a good impression.
indeed
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« on: July 28, 2016, 06:38:46 PM »
Holy shit they got Superman on the show.
Intense!
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« on: July 28, 2016, 02:11:11 PM »
I enjoyed it. But that's 'cause I hate Cenk.
Same.
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« on: July 28, 2016, 01:02:46 PM »
Raving reviews i see.
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« on: July 28, 2016, 12:16:18 PM »
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« on: July 28, 2016, 03:22:21 AM »
The First Order would like to remind the vong that by page 32 they would of had 7 fleets not 2 and Maintains sovereignty inspite of the cheating and greifing that took place.
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« on: July 28, 2016, 03:16:54 AM »
The First Order has been eliminated Remaining factions: Sith Empire Vong/Chiss Empire CIS Republic Galactic Empire Jedi Order Mandalorians Fel Empire Hutts
That was quite unfair.
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« on: July 28, 2016, 03:14:41 AM »
Wait that means my evacuation finished 5 pages ago. #StillAliveFuckBoi
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« on: July 28, 2016, 03:13:52 AM »
Rematch
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« on: July 28, 2016, 03:10:03 AM »
The First Order would like to releive all Darkside dignitaries that celebration will proceed as planned.
The Sith offer their thoughts and prayers for the First Order in this troubled time.
The First Order would like to recommend The Sith Empire mediate peace talks between The Order and the Bong. I mean vong.
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« on: July 28, 2016, 03:07:36 AM »
The First Order would like to rocommend The Vong commit mass suicide for attempted interruption of a holiday.
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« on: July 28, 2016, 03:05:41 AM »
The First Order would like to releive all Darkside dignitaries that celebration will proceed as planned.
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« on: July 28, 2016, 03:00:40 AM »
The First Order prepares planet wide evacuation and uses the dark powers to slow the enemy glassing at any conceivable rate evacuation should be prepared in 5 pages as only military their families and essentials are prioritized.
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« on: July 28, 2016, 02:57:48 AM »
The First Order prepares for a grand planet wide celebration inviting all darkside dignitaries and Batilla Shan. The celebration is scheduled for page 27.
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« on: July 28, 2016, 02:21:37 AM »
The Knights of Ren perform many sith like rituals invoking the dark powers to raising troop and Knight Moral.
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« on: July 28, 2016, 02:04:54 AM »
The First Order Begins Massive Overhaul on Kalee Defense systems ground air and space. Adding 80 planet wide bases 40 defense space stations and up to 2,00,000 more New Troopers projected to finish by page 50
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« on: July 28, 2016, 01:57:45 AM »
The Chiss Ascendancy sends 2 Chiss Standard Offensive Armadas to Kalee.
The Yuuzhang Vong send 4 Meat Armadas to Kalee.
Also you suck at Elite: Dangerous.
ED Archive sends their regards, fucko.
By the will of the Vong Gods, PingingManager, El Burninator, and Novice, your planet will burn.
We will arrive on page 32.
Chiss Ascendancy report Capital: Csilla Government: Republican Oligarchy Confederacy with the Yuuzhan Vong Head of Government and Commander-in-Chief: House Nuruodo Currency: Chiss Credits Alliances: Yuuzhang Vong Mandalorians The Empire The Sith Army and Navy: 4 Chiss Standard Offensive Armadas (2 need Dreadnoughts) 1 Chiss Standard Offensive Armada Flagship: The Blue Man Group, an Eclipse-class Dreadnought Chiss Standard Offensive Armada specifications 1 Eclipse-class Dreadnought 10 Chiss Super-class Star Destroyers 1,000 Chiss Imperator-class Star Destroyers 20,000 Clawcraft 8,000 Chiss Heavy Marines 20,000 Chiss Light Infantry 1,000 HS-8 Assault Tanks 400 Gunships 600 AT-HT "Crushers" 120 AT-CC Mobile Transport/Command Centers 50 ATOM Walkers
Chiss Standard Defensive Armada specifications 20 Chiss Super-class Star Destroyers 1,000 Imperator-class Star Destroyers 30,000 Clawcraft 2,000 Chiss Heavy Marines 50,000 Chiss Light Infantry 1,000 YR-5 Kusha Heavy Artillery Vehicles 500 HS-8 Assault Tanks
Non-Military Population: 100,000,000,000 General Population 1,000,000 Scientists 5,000,000 Engineers Territory: Csilla Locations of Fleets/Squadrons: 1st Standard Offensive Armada en route to Kalee 2nd Standard Offensive Armada en route to Kalee Current Projects: Arrival in the Kalee system: Page 32 2 Offensive Armadas: Page 33 2 Defensive Armadas: Page 33 2 Dreadnoughts Commisioned: Page 34
Yuuzhan Vong report Capital: Zonama Sekot Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong the Once God Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong the Shamed Cripple Leader of the Navy and Armies: Warmaster Boss Rugor Nass Currency: Gungan Skins Alliances: Mandalorians The Empire The Sith Army: 2 Gods 1 Supreme Overlоrd 9 Wat Tamborvong clones 10,000 Deception Sect Agents (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 4,000 Subaltern Elites (Lieutenant ish) 42,000 Yuuzhan Warriors 89,000 Chazrach Slave Soldiers (grunts) 4,990,000 Mutated Gungan Warriors 10,000 Mutated Gungan War Beasts 50,000 Gungan Catapults 1,000 Gungan Bubble Shields Navy: 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Living Starfighters 7,000 Living Battleships 10 Glasser Dreadnoughts Flagship: Zonama SekotMeat Armada specifications 1 Wat Tamborvong clone 2 Glasser Dreadnoughts 1,000 Living Battleships 100,000 Living Starfighters 100 Subaltern Elites 5,000 Yuuzhan Warriors 15,000 Chazrach Slave Warriors 100,000 Mutated Gungan Warriors 100 Mutated Gungan War Beasts 1,000 Gungan Catapults 50 Gungan Bubble Shields 100 Troop Transports
Dark Infiltration Corps specifications 1,000 Deception Sect Agents 5,000 Yuuzhan Warriors 2 Battleships 10,000 Living Starfighters 4 Transports
Non-Military Population: 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 9,999,999,998 Intendants (bureaucrats) 25,000,000,000 Chazrach Slaves 47,000,000,000 Gungan Slaves 2,000,000,000 Denonian Slaves Resources: The Star Forge 10,000,000,000,000 Kyber crystals Territory: Lwhekk Zonama Sekot Rakata Prime Locations of Fleets/Squadrons: 1st Meat Armada - Lwhekk 2nd Meat Armada - Ilum 3rd Meat Armada - en route to Kalee 4th Meat Armada - en route to Kalee 5th Meat Armada - en route to Kalee 6th Meat Armada - en route to Kalee Current Projects: Search for signs of a Lost Civilization: Page 30 Mass conscription completion: Page 30 Arrival in the Kalee system: Page 32 The First Order prepares for war doubling its productivity for 2 yrs. Now producing 1 fleet every page until page 31 before returning to normal production.
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« on: July 28, 2016, 01:35:11 AM »
The first order Abandons assult on Valc
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« on: July 28, 2016, 01:18:10 AM »
*The First Order Has 1 Fleet preparing Assault on the seemingly unclaimed Planet of Valc*
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« on: July 28, 2016, 01:07:20 AM »
http://imgur.com/gallery/6T0f63zFirst Order Capitol: Kalee Highly populated with factories and training facilities as well as a large monument to the Empire and The Knights of Ren in every city. Can produce one fleet every year on AVG. 2 fleets stand guard at the capitol. De facto leader: Snoke Currency: Galactic Standard Military branch: First Order military Societal information: State religious body: Knights of Ren (in secret) Historical information: Formed from: Galactic Empire Date established: Sometime after the Galactic Concordance Affiliation: New Republic (formerly)(Seceded) Forces: 2 Fleets Each fleet having 10 ships: 1 Capitol, 1 Medical, 1 Support, 2 Destroyers, 2 Carriers: 1 carrier for aircraft and 1 for land vehicles, 3 Transport: 1 supply, 2 Troops. Each fleet commanded by 1 knight of Ren and his 2 apprentices Each Trooper transport containing: 5,000 New Troopers, 1,000 Marksmen, 1,000 Heavy Troopers, 500 Elite Commandos, 500 Elite Sword Bearers (Armed with Vibro swords potential Knights/Apprentices) 1,000 Scouts, and 1,000 Medics Raw Numbers: New Troopers: 10,000 Marksmen: 2,000 Heavy Troopers 2,000 Elite Commandos: 1,000 Elite Sword Bearers: 1,000 Scouts: 2,000 Medics: 2,000 Air Carriers Contain: 1,000 Fighters, 1,000 Bombers, and 500 Landers Vehicle Carriers contain: 500 Light tanks (LT), 500 Heavy Tanks(HT), 1,500 Armored transport(AT) Raw Numbers: Fighters: 1,000 Bombers: 1,000 Landers: 500 LT: 500 HT: 500 AT: 1,500 Total: Infantry: 40,000 Air: 5,000 Ground: 4,000 TOTAL: 49,000[Actual Troop/Ship numbers halved until end of next page/year] The army as small or large as it may be is Technologically advanced in some areas.. The Order Is also very efficient at recruiting and building replacing and repairing ships men and bases at high rates.
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« on: July 27, 2016, 11:47:16 PM »
too late to join?
only 2 factions left to choose are resistance and the first order
alright and sorry for the post
wait whats that chiss hegemony shit? sounds cool
taken
Kylo?
you can be the First Order, yeah.
i'd advise talking to TBlocks since youre really late to the party
youll need to draft up a faction summary like the ones in the OP
also, try to minimize posts in here until you have a faction and are in the game because it messes up the simulated passage of in game time
ok
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« on: July 27, 2016, 10:17:59 PM »
too late to join?
only 2 factions left to choose are resistance and the first order
wait whats that chiss hegemony shit? sounds cool
taken
Kylo?
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