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The Flood / Re: You can't tie your shoes??
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:59:33 PM »
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oh screw u lord commissioner

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The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:54:05 PM »
lets porch around
yes oh yes baby

OH YES

OH fuck YES

MOAR
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Fuck you, you piece of shit. I bet I have had stronger orgasms than you can ever imagine. Just absolutely amazing cums, with tremendous bursts of pleasurable feeling. I am glad that delicious pleasure is reserved for those of us who have the balls to do what we want to do, with none for scared pussies like you. You have to settle for your tiny little "ah" dribble of cum, when I am fucking spunking buckets in ecstasy like a real man. You're a tiny dicked shrimp and your dick has never felt like mine. Big, hard, and rippling with deadly joy.

oh yeah now slap me and make me a bitch

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The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:49:18 PM »
lets porch around
yes oh yes baby

OH YES

OH fuck YES

MOAR
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

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The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:32:13 PM »
lets porch around

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The Flood / Re: Why are you on /b/
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:28:47 PM »
wat kind of faggotry is happening in this thread

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The Flood / Re: You can't tie your shoes??
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:24:36 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Today, I fulfilled a dream, while fulfilling a dream.
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:23:59 PM »
this thread is emotional and gay

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The Flood / Re: Do you know how much GOD loves you?
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:23:33 PM »
god raped me

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The Flood / Re: fuck tooting my horn
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:22:07 PM »
how bout i beat ur drum
only if you loob up

ill get my drum key to tune up

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The Flood / Re: You can't tie your shoes??
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:20:57 PM »

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The Flood / Re: fuck tooting my horn
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:20:35 PM »
how bout i beat ur drum

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The Flood / Re: Cheat, sorry, but I'm fucking done with this community.
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:37:17 PM »
kbye

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The Flood / Re: pls downvote me
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:17:49 PM »
porched

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The Flood / Re: Celebrating 100 posts
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:17:16 PM »
YouTube


Ellen Page <3

i got a boner butt i didn't laugh

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The Flood / Re: Celebrating 100 posts
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:14:35 PM »
funny shit

thats not funny
It is when you're imagining a scat video where the person crapping on the other is laughing uncontrollably.

that made me puke

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The Flood / Re: Do you think you're attractive?
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:13:36 PM »
this thread is pointless because you're all ugly motherfuckers

ay fuk u m8 im 2 sexy for my shirt

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The Flood / Re: pls downvote me
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:11:50 PM »
I already asked people to do the same to me, they made me ascended instead. Well, my journey to become the next DeeJ may have failed, but I'm willing to help out another seeking the same, godspeed.

thx my porchy brother

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The Flood / Re: Celebrating 100 posts
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:10:48 PM »

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The Flood / Re: pls downvote me
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:10:23 PM »
bomp

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The Flood / Re: Celebrating 100 posts
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:10:05 PM »
You're a hero to us all.  8)

thats not funny

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The Flood / Celebrating 100 posts
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:08:27 PM »
look at far ive cum

post funny shit

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The Flood / Re: pls downvote me
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:05:58 PM »

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The Flood / Re: pls downvote me
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:05:44 PM »
Gave you a #Swag point.

is that like a super downvote

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The Flood / Re: pls downvote me
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:05:18 PM »
way ahead of you, faggot

oh yea

oh

oh

oh do it again

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The Flood / pls downvote me
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:03:39 PM »
i want to get that deej  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

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The Flood / Re: Remember:
« on: October 27, 2014, 08:57:31 PM »
thats fuking retarded

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