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The Flood / Re: Do people tend to forget you exist? (Offline)
« on: November 04, 2015, 09:59:24 PM »
No, I'm not lame.
>gets cucked by homework

sure
>astronomy major
not doing work
>rocket scientist

probably fail in building one
>glorified telescope jockey

Pls, let the real physicists do the work.
They're all busy making bridges out of spaghetti and hot glue.
No that's just engineers.

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The Flood / Re: Do people tend to forget you exist? (Offline)
« on: November 04, 2015, 09:55:15 PM »
No, I'm not lame.
>gets cucked by homework

sure
>astronomy major
not doing work
>rocket scientist

probably fail in building one
>glorified telescope jockey

Pls, let the real physicists do the work.

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The Flood / Re: Do people tend to forget you exist? (Offline)
« on: November 04, 2015, 09:51:39 PM »
No, I'm not lame.

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The Flood / Re: Join me brothers
« on: November 04, 2015, 09:37:15 PM »
copy that
it's interferometer you fucking shit

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The Flood / Re: Join me brothers
« on: November 04, 2015, 09:33:03 PM »
Shalom

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The Flood / Re: Can zombie culture die now?
« on: October 31, 2015, 07:15:31 PM »
This just kind of seems like an extreme reaction to the mainstream popularity.

Although I acknowledge everybody cashing in has done damage to the archetype. . .are zombies an archetype?

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The Flood / Re: Share your work stories ITT
« on: October 31, 2015, 06:11:14 PM »
Tell another, midge. Everyone else's stories are boring.

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The Flood / Re: Any retail workers here have stories to share?
« on: October 31, 2015, 05:51:46 PM »
When I worked at a grocery store an old lady in a handicap cart ran over my foot and broke it.

And my friend and I used to freeze empty SoBe bottles and throw them in the parking lot out back. One time I slipped and nailed a dumpster off to the side, about a foot away from some hobo's head. So yeah, I almost murdered a hobo.
What's a dead hobo or two between friends?

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The Flood / Re: Which user is the biggest faggot?
« on: October 31, 2015, 04:56:43 PM »
Slash

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The Flood / Re: I hate Halloween
« on: October 31, 2015, 04:54:31 PM »
But this the only time of the year when your normal behavior is universally condoned.

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The Flood / Re: Can zombie culture die now?
« on: October 31, 2015, 04:18:11 PM »
Just a reminder that there's a crime drama show about a zombie medical examiner that solves crimes by eating dead peoples' brains.

YouTube


It's gone too far now.
Holy shit

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Don't double major in BA Theatre and Arts administration

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The Flood / Re: Summarize
« on: October 31, 2015, 04:10:59 PM »
Anything not shit

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Serious / Re: Heightism
« on: October 31, 2015, 04:06:46 PM »
It's a meme.

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Is this a ruse or did you just link the wrong article?

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Serious / Re: Canada is about to go full Mexico!
« on: October 31, 2015, 03:16:27 PM »
Daily reminder that Italians are subhumans

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The Flood / Re: Who knows about working with leather?
« on: October 31, 2015, 02:54:49 PM »
I mean, it is p obvious.

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The Flood / Re: this is an outrage
« on: October 30, 2015, 03:24:28 PM »
What is dis?

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The Flood / Re: Do you watch American Horror Story?
« on: October 30, 2015, 03:22:23 PM »
Uh no

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The Flood / Re: Recommend me a good book.
« on: October 30, 2015, 02:20:06 PM »
Surely you must be joking, Mr Feynman.

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The Flood / Re: Having a party at my house tonight.
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:54:06 PM »
PCP?

Last time we did that I had to put up ten sheets of drywall.
It's not for us. We'll lace a bunch of candy with it and hand it out to trick or treaters tomorrow.
Stellar idea, kids on pcp.
I want to see a bunch of six year olds try to eat a homeless man.

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The Flood / Re: Having a party at my house tonight.
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:52:19 PM »
PCP?

Last time we did that I had to put up ten sheets of drywall.
It's not for us. We'll lace a bunch of candy with it and hand it out to trick or treaters tomorrow.

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The Flood / Re: Man Cucked by His Own Unborn Twin
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:48:01 PM »
Oh bullshit. The slut cheated and payed the dictor to lie.

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The Flood / Re: Having a party at my house tonight.
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:40:48 PM »
I'm bringing the angeldust.

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The Flood / Re: Man's Unborn Twin Fathered His Child
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:40:09 PM »
So like he's got his brothers testicles?

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The Flood / Re: Children adopted into Gay marriages are more likely to
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:22:46 PM »
They're also more likely to have two dads. Like Jesus.

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The Flood / Re: Why do you guys hate mainstream stuff?
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:21:21 PM »
The things which I like tend to fall outside those bounds while a lot of the things that I do not like are within them.

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