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4231
« on: October 01, 2014, 07:06:27 PM »
I don't know, birds much larger than parakeet kind of freak me the frack out.
4232
« on: October 01, 2014, 06:58:28 PM »
frack her right in the cat!
oh....
Have sexual intercourse with her woman parts.
Also is your sister hot?
I won't rate my sisters looks.
You'd better.
4233
« on: October 01, 2014, 06:56:50 PM »
I'm considering maybe getting a small parrot. Maybe a conure or a budgie.
4234
« on: October 01, 2014, 06:38:32 PM »
I can just post my Steam avatar.
I'll post mine too. 
4235
« on: October 01, 2014, 06:16:08 PM »
Lol America, just stop being racist and we're good k?
Your nationalism is so annoying. America is far from perfect, but at least we have free speech.
Your nationalism is so annoying. The UK is far from perfect but at least we have free speech
SHARIA LAW FOR THE UK!
AND FOR THE US TOO
OKLAHOMA AL ACKBAR
Whoa man, why are you talking shit about my state?
Because beheading, not cool
Don't make me pull out the Britbong muslim beheading greentext stories.
Don't make me pull out the McDonalds memes
 Does the brit really wanna bring food into this?
4236
« on: October 01, 2014, 06:11:50 PM »
frack off you bitch.
Oi m8 I'll fracking rek u
4237
« on: October 01, 2014, 04:27:44 PM »
Hopefully the radiation limit would also be considered safe? I know roller coasters have the weight limit to be lower than what what actually make the coaster unsafe. Hopefully it's the same way with the radiation limit.
That's what I'm thinking. That's generally how safety regulations work.
4238
« on: October 01, 2014, 04:21:41 PM »
Let's face it, iPhone users probably deserve cancer.
This Also, I think legal radiation output is a little less than what would normally be acceptable. I'm not exactly sure but I'm willing to research it. Are those units in microsieverts per hour?
4239
« on: October 01, 2014, 04:11:10 PM »
Tebow is a role model?
I thought he was hated because of the fact that he's an annoying punt.
That filter is really confusing when discussing football. <.<
4240
« on: October 01, 2014, 04:09:34 PM »
I actually like Daz, but god damn.
Anyone want to take bets on whether it's apathy or orders from above that's allowed this farce to go on?
Maybe both? Orders due to apathy higher up? Almost oxymoronic.
4241
« on: October 01, 2014, 04:08:53 PM »
idungoofed
4242
« on: October 01, 2014, 04:05:27 PM »
He slid, thats why he got the penalty.
The NFL said the refs were in the wrong.
GG Liberal agenda.
Didn't know sliding was considered poor sportsmanship. Also didn't know the NFL called bullshit, seems like something important to add into your post, SecondClass.
4243
« on: October 01, 2014, 03:52:14 PM »
I would but I know full my taste isn't welcome. ._.
i like your music bby <3
I know, but the EDM is strong here.
4244
« on: October 01, 2014, 03:49:28 PM »
I'll never understand how the myth of certain color combinations standing for sex acts that the wearer will do started among adults, but it got these banned outright pretty quick.
It started out because it isn't a myth.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code
"Watersports"
Golden showers.
I know, that euphemism just struck me as sort of hilarious.
4245
« on: October 01, 2014, 03:48:20 PM »
I'd be cool w/ penalizing and fining that Tebow faggot.
Jk. Srsly if a Christian player can flaunt his religiosity every which way he wants then so can a Muslim.
4246
« on: October 01, 2014, 03:40:45 PM »
I'll never understand how the myth of certain color combinations standing for sex acts that the wearer will do started among adults, but it got these banned outright pretty quick.
It started out because it isn't a myth.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code
Color Meaning Black S&M Blue (Dark) Anal sex Blue (Light) Oral sex Brown Scat Green Hustler/prostitution Grey Bondage Orange Anything goes[4] Purple Into piercing Red Fisting Pink Dildo/anal toys White Masturbation Yellow Watersports "Watersports"
4247
« on: October 01, 2014, 03:38:27 PM »
We could only wear kahki pants and polo shirts. It was fucking dumb.
4248
« on: October 01, 2014, 03:35:31 PM »
It was empty. Just put the glue in the hole the latch goes in. Over lunch hour was plenty of time if not to set then to really gum it up and make it hard to get the door open.
4249
« on: October 01, 2014, 03:26:37 PM »
Ummm. . .went to school high. A few times actually.
Superglued my crazy Spanish teachers classroom door shut.
Why???
Which one? Why'd I go high? I was a dumbass teenager. Why'd I glue my Spanish teacher's door shut? Bitch was cray.
4250
« on: October 01, 2014, 03:25:19 PM »
Weird stuff, metal, punk, rock in general, jazz, blues.
Weirder stuff has been played, you're fine.
No, the weird stuff was seperate and on top of the normal stuff.
4251
« on: October 01, 2014, 03:23:31 PM »
Weird stuff, metal, punk, rock in general, jazz, blues.
4252
« on: October 01, 2014, 03:21:54 PM »
Ummm. . .went to school high. A few times actually.
Superglued my crazy Spanish teachers classroom door shut.
4253
« on: October 01, 2014, 03:18:58 PM »
I would but I know full my taste isn't welcome. ._.
4254
« on: October 01, 2014, 03:14:26 PM »
It's fucking gay.
4255
« on: October 01, 2014, 02:54:37 PM »
I'm going to burn my signed Destiny poster.
You better record that shit and put it on #Destiny.
I think I will
All that Desticle anus pain. I suppose you could also post it in Gaming since its also Destiny now.
4256
« on: October 01, 2014, 02:37:35 PM »
4257
« on: October 01, 2014, 02:12:08 PM »
4258
« on: October 01, 2014, 11:39:35 AM »
4259
« on: October 01, 2014, 11:36:21 AM »
Luke likes to drink the water that collects at the bottom of the dumpster.
4260
« on: September 30, 2014, 08:29:58 PM »
Well that's a load of crap. It's almost like selling out(I know, no ads no Sep7), sounds like it can't really be helped though.
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