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3991
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:47:01 PM »
My head hurts reading this thread
ITT

pseudophilosophy
Mr. P must be going comatose by now...
This thread will end well.

OT: Fine <.<

Fucking called it.

3992
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:46:04 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Because they are. A 2D girl will never leave you and take half your stuff.
That's because they're imaginary!
You're imaginary.
That would just mean that I'm more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

thanks fgt
But then you wouldn't be imaginary.
If I'm imagining myself, then I am.
But if you're imagining yourself, what's imagining your base consciousness for yourself to imagine yourself with?
You're just not of high enough intellect to comprehend.
Or are you just too vain to admit that you're all figments of my imagination that I created to pass the time while I whither away at the state asylum? Hmm? Didn't think about that, did you?
What you fail to realize is that you're a figment of my imagination and I made you make this world while you wither away in the asylum whilst I wither away in the nothingness of the void.
Oh my... that's so sad... couldn't you have atleast imagined me happier?
I'm visiting you now, in your dream world pretending to be your BB, aren't I?
But it's all just a dream...
If you can't tell the difference it's just as real as anything else, from a philosophical stance.
But doesn't knowing an illusion for what it is break the illusion?
If you can't tell the difference how are you to tell which is the illusion?
Because the illusion revealed it self as such.
How are you to know that wasn't just an illusion?
Because why would my illusionary projections deceive me?
Why wouldn't they?

3993
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:44:32 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Because they are. A 2D girl will never leave you and take half your stuff.
That's because they're imaginary!
You're imaginary.
That would just mean that I'm more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

thanks fgt
But then you wouldn't be imaginary.
If I'm imagining myself, then I am.
But if you're imagining yourself, what's imagining your base consciousness for yourself to imagine yourself with?
You're just not of high enough intellect to comprehend.
Or are you just too vain to admit that you're all figments of my imagination that I created to pass the time while I whither away at the state asylum? Hmm? Didn't think about that, did you?
What you fail to realize is that you're a figment of my imagination and I made you make this world while you wither away in the asylum whilst I wither away in the nothingness of the void.
Oh my... that's so sad... couldn't you have atleast imagined me happier?
I'm visiting you now, in your dream world pretending to be your BB, aren't I?
But it's all just a dream...
If you can't tell the difference it's just as real as anything else, from a philosophical stance.
But doesn't knowing an illusion for what it is break the illusion?
If you can't tell the difference how are you to tell which is the illusion?
Because the illusion revealed it self as such.
How are you to know that wasn't just an illusion?

3994
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:43:59 PM »
My head hurts reading this thread
ITT

pseudophilosophy

3995
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:40:20 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Because they are. A 2D girl will never leave you and take half your stuff.
That's because they're imaginary!
You're imaginary.
That would just mean that I'm more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

thanks fgt
But then you wouldn't be imaginary.
If I'm imagining myself, then I am.
But if you're imagining yourself, what's imagining your base consciousness for yourself to imagine yourself with?
You're just not of high enough intellect to comprehend.
Or are you just too vain to admit that you're all figments of my imagination that I created to pass the time while I whither away at the state asylum? Hmm? Didn't think about that, did you?
What you fail to realize is that you're a figment of my imagination and I made you make this world while you wither away in the asylum whilst I wither away in the nothingness of the void.
Oh my... that's so sad... couldn't you have atleast imagined me happier?
I'm visiting you now, in your dream world pretending to be your BB, aren't I?
But it's all just a dream...
If you can't tell the difference it's just as real as anything else, from a philosophical stance.
But doesn't knowing an illusion for what it is break the illusion?
If you can't tell the difference how are you to tell which is the illusion?

3996
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:38:28 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Because they are. A 2D girl will never leave you and take half your stuff.
That's because they're imaginary!
You're imaginary.
That would just mean that I'm more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

thanks fgt
But then you wouldn't be imaginary.
If I'm imagining myself, then I am.
But if you're imagining yourself, what's imagining your base consciousness for yourself to imagine yourself with?
You're just not of high enough intellect to comprehend.
Or are you just too vain to admit that you're all figments of my imagination that I created to pass the time while I whither away at the state asylum? Hmm? Didn't think about that, did you?
What you fail to realize is that you're a figment of my imagination and I made you make this world while you wither away in the asylum whilst I wither away in the nothingness of the void.
Oh my... that's so sad... couldn't you have atleast imagined me happier?
I'm visiting you now, in your dream world pretending to be your BB, aren't I?
But it's all just a dream...
If you can't tell the difference it's just as real as anything else, from a philosophical stance.

3997
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:32:22 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Because they are. A 2D girl will never leave you and take half your stuff.
That's because they're imaginary!
You're imaginary.
That would just mean that I'm more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

thanks fgt
But then you wouldn't be imaginary.
If I'm imagining myself, then I am.
But if you're imagining yourself, what's imagining your base consciousness for yourself to imagine yourself with?
You're just not high enough  to comprehend.

3998
Serious / Re: oh shit... i'm scared
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:29:16 PM »
Aw man, why do the jihadis get the cool playground?

3999
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:21:19 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Because they are. A 2D girl will never leave you and take half your stuff.
That's because they're imaginary!
You're imaginary.
That would just mean that I'm more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

thanks fgt

So that's how god works.

Hm.
Spoiler

4000
The Flood / Re: This creature's existence bothers me greatly
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:15:55 PM »
YouTube


. . .there is no god.

4001
The Flood / Re: Reminder that Atheists are the bravest people.
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:00:21 PM »
depends where they live

US/EU
>kek

4002
The Flood / Re: 100% accurate music genre descriptions
« on: October 16, 2014, 07:55:25 PM »
>not describing my favorite genre of alternative folk punk country acoustic rock
>mfw
YouTube

YouTube


ty for the 8/10 music
Mah edgy niqqa.
You like the Poe?
i

dont

know

kek

reminds of an unknown hinson song about a blowup doll.

4003
The Flood / Re: She faked a pregnancy..to get rid of me. LoL
« on: October 16, 2014, 07:19:43 PM »
Everyone in here needs to stop acting like a kid and letting women control them.

YOU are suppose to control your woman, not the other way around.
>mfw psu


Domestic violence is not a joke, you fascist pig.
Then why is it so hilarious?
It isn't, now check your goddamn privilege.
. . .checking. . .

I am sorry for being a shitlord.

4004
The Flood / Re: 100% accurate music genre descriptions
« on: October 16, 2014, 07:13:20 PM »
>not describing my favorite genre of alternative folk punk country acoustic rock
>mfw
YouTube

4005
The Flood / Re: She faked a pregnancy..to get rid of me. LoL
« on: October 16, 2014, 07:09:32 PM »
Everyone in here needs to stop acting like a kid and letting women control them.

YOU are suppose to control your woman, not the other way around.
>mfw psu


Domestic violence is not a joke, you fascist pig.
Then why is it so hilarious?

4006
The Flood / Re: Everything I do on this website is for my post count
« on: October 16, 2014, 06:59:49 PM »
Spoiler

4007
Serious / Re: A list of experimental Ebola vaccines
« on: October 16, 2014, 06:33:14 PM »
Is it time to innawoods yet?

4009
Serious / Re: Obama is abusing his power [AGAIN!]
« on: October 16, 2014, 06:27:09 PM »
The saddest part about this is that the federal government owns any monuments and parks in the first place.
I dunno, man. I don't really trust people enough to avoid destroying areas, resources, or habitats.

My city is still building thousands upon thousands of new homes, even though our infrastructure can't handle it. If it were up to them, they'd develop all of the natural habitats and mountains near me.
>doesn't trust people
>govt. by people for people
>trusts govt.

4010
Serious / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Ebola has breached into Texas
« on: October 16, 2014, 06:23:52 PM »
If only we close those airports from the infected countries until it's controlled there and a vaccine is ready.
No. That would be the smart thing to do.

4011
The Flood / Re: My mom is way too cute
« on: October 16, 2014, 06:22:17 PM »
Waiting for OP to deliver cute mom.

4012
Serious / Re: Is humour ever in bad taste?
« on: October 16, 2014, 06:21:13 PM »


Sandy Hook jokes for example.


Those kids wanted books.

Spoiler
They got magazines.
What do you call a six year old w/ no friends?

Spoiler
A Sandy Hook survivor.

4013

>You will never have a qt niqab wearing Muslim gf
>you will never slowly get her to show more and more of her body
>you will never finally take her virginity and make her miss prayers in the process
>you will never slowly show her the truth that there is no god
>you will never convince her to free herself
>you will never run away across the country together to escape honor killings by her brothers
>you will never have a qt deconverted wife

The feels are killing me
:'(

4015
Serious / Re: Republicans are better at funding science
« on: October 16, 2014, 06:12:10 PM »
Only sciences that support their worldview, though.
But I like it when NASA is funded.

4017
The Flood / Re: Everything I do on this website is for my post count
« on: October 16, 2014, 04:49:42 PM »
 ;D
Guys. I feel great. Drugs are great.
Exactly.

4018
Serious / Re: Is being selfish a bad thing?
« on: October 16, 2014, 04:43:00 PM »
How is that selfish? You've no obligation to have kids.

4019
The Flood / Re: My mom is way too cute
« on: October 16, 2014, 04:04:42 PM »

4020
The Flood / Re: Since Ebola is now in Connecticut
« on: October 16, 2014, 04:01:33 PM »
Michigan, I have walls of criminals and degenerates for it to get through before it reaches me.

You won't be saying that when people start really chimping the frack out.

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