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The Flood / Re: I'm smarter than 99% of the people here
« on: October 17, 2014, 09:19:40 PM »
>Dustbin
>not being a fgt

pick one

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The Flood / Re: Comet could hit Mars
« on: October 17, 2014, 09:00:54 PM »
But it won't the article said so
Quote
Comet could hit Mars
Quote
NASA thinks the comet will miss the Red Planet
NASA ain't wrong about shit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Climate_Orbiter
That was a contractor that created a piece of software that measured the impulse in the wrong units, if NASA was wrong about anything here it was hiring that contractor

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Serious / Re: Your Thoughts on GamerGate?
« on: October 17, 2014, 08:45:40 PM »
>"literally who" ends up in bed with a number of individuals in the industry, including journalists
>whether this was done on purpose for good press is beside the point as a journalist sleeping w/ a source is clearly a breach of ethics
>gamers raise a relatively small stink over it
>gamergate hashtag is created sometime around here
>gaming press paint those that use it as misogynists and begin doubling down on pushing ideology
>gamers go "no, frack you"
>press puts out something like 10 articles in a day all stating the same thing
>clear evidence of collusion
>journalists/SJWs shit up social media
>#notyourshield is created to help minority individuals defend themselves from SJW shit slinging
>Breitbart of all places pick up the situation
>Milo receives GameJournoPros mailing list from unnamed source
>contains more evidence of breaches of ethics
>various people w/in the industry lose their shit
>
>I'm missing stuff here, feel free to fill it in
>
>mainstream media begins "covering" the story
>they cover it in shit


It's a pain but it's necessary.

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The Flood / Re: Why is there such a stigma against non-lifting faggo­ts?
« on: October 17, 2014, 08:20:51 PM »
OP is a non-lifting feg

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The Flood / Re: oh shit they're spreading
« on: October 17, 2014, 07:51:06 PM »
>TFW Waifuism will result in extinction

>TFW artificial eggs
>TFW no artificial wombs
>TFW when we will depend on women until then
>TFW Waifuism is the future of all men

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The Flood / Re: oh shit they're spreading
« on: October 17, 2014, 07:47:54 PM »
>TFW Waifuism will result in extinction

>TFW artificial eggs
>TFW no artificial wombs
>TFW when we will depend on women until then

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The Flood / Re: oh shit they're spreading
« on: October 17, 2014, 07:43:02 PM »
>TFW Waifuism will result in extinction

3969
The Flood / Re: Switching my major
« on: October 17, 2014, 07:25:46 PM »
I don't even know life anymore, man. Engineering wants to steal my soul.
How so?
I honestly can't remember why anymore, and I'm going to say that might be the reason.
The workload maybe? Some people just get overwhelmed.

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The Flood / Re: >thursday
« on: October 17, 2014, 07:23:03 PM »
>tfw when you manage to avoid the guy standing in front of the science hall handing out those tiny New Testaments





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The Flood / Re: Switching my major
« on: October 17, 2014, 07:14:06 PM »
I don't even know life anymore, man. Engineering wants to steal my soul.
How so?

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The Flood / Re: oh shit they're spreading
« on: October 17, 2014, 07:11:31 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever made a character RP gimmick account?
« on: October 17, 2014, 01:16:36 AM »

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The Flood / Re: I am cuddling a sleeping Tru
« on: October 17, 2014, 01:07:40 AM »


I didn't give you permission
blow the rape whistle

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever made a character RP gimmick account?
« on: October 17, 2014, 12:59:24 AM »
I thought about making a Jesus account

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The Flood / Re: Reminder that WBC are bravest people
« on: October 17, 2014, 12:52:42 AM »
Wildly Batter Cops

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The Flood / Re: Reminder that WBC are bravest people
« on: October 17, 2014, 12:31:02 AM »
White bear cocks?

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The Flood / Re: My mom is way too cute
« on: October 17, 2014, 12:16:21 AM »
How big is her booty?
We need cute mom booty pics stat

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The Flood / Re: Reminder that Atheists are the bravest people.
« on: October 16, 2014, 11:18:04 PM »
In the US and other western countries, being an atheist is only mildly unpopular. Being an atheist is other parts of the world will get you killed either by citizens or by the government.

Why this didn't stay in Serious, I don't know. This is a pretty serious topic. It takes some real balls to do something like that.
Being Christian in certain parts of the world would get you killed
In all of those parts of the world, being an atheist will get you killed just as quickly and brutally, if not more.
I don't think they really care, they just want to kill you. We don't need another Martyr-off, the Romans did that just fine.
>Rome
>the nation that forced Christianity down Europe's throat
>suddenly considered an old persecutor

lol
They killed a bunch of Christians, like do you even history?
Then they killed everybody else in the name of Christ.

I think we can just say they were dicks to everybody at one time or other.
Not really, after that they got their butts plunged by the Barbarians.

Y'know, it probably is the safer route just to blame the Italians for killing people a lot. I'll stick with that.
Fuckin' Italians.

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The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Awards(BEST WEEB????)
« on: October 16, 2014, 10:51:22 PM »
> mfw when I will never get an award


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The Flood / Re: The true effects of Ebola. Educate yourself
« on: October 16, 2014, 10:43:55 PM »
Guys, I think I have Ebola.
Has your skin darkened? How big is your wiener?
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: If we refer to the Republicans
« on: October 16, 2014, 10:40:48 PM »
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseshoe_theory

Depends, there's a point at which they look pretty similar.

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The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 10:32:42 PM »
CHINPOOOOOOOO DAISUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

FTFY
whatever the frack that means
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chinpo
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dai%20Suki
Well frack go tease das continue whatever you were doing before i ca,e
But you need to be fed!
i can feedmyself dammit and i will be in 10 mintuse
And why the frack is the notificatoin showing piranha, his stupidnfracking facenisnt eelping
I mean I'm going to stick my chinpo in your mouth.
Say "ahhhhhh".
No go frack yourself, go watch y£our baka hentais or sumthn
You're the only baka I need ;)
im not baka youre baka your waifu a baka your favrit animu a baka
baka
Keep talking like that and I'll get so excited you won't be able to leave the bed for weeks. ;)
ffs
>Continuing to reply

Stop pretending that you're not enjoying it you feg.

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The Flood / Re: Reminder that Atheists are the bravest people.
« on: October 16, 2014, 10:30:24 PM »

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The Flood / Re: The true effects of Ebola. Educate yourself
« on: October 16, 2014, 10:25:24 PM »
Guys, I think I have Ebola.

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The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:54:39 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Because they are. A 2D girl will never leave you and take half your stuff.
That's because they're imaginary!
You're imaginary.
That would just mean that I'm more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

thanks fgt
But then you wouldn't be imaginary.
If I'm imagining myself, then I am.
But if you're imagining yourself, what's imagining your base consciousness for yourself to imagine yourself with?
You're just not of high enough intellect to comprehend.
Or are you just too vain to admit that you're all figments of my imagination that I created to pass the time while I whither away at the state asylum? Hmm? Didn't think about that, did you?
What you fail to realize is that you're a figment of my imagination and I made you make this world while you wither away in the asylum whilst I wither away in the nothingness of the void.
Oh my... that's so sad... couldn't you have atleast imagined me happier?
I'm visiting you now, in your dream world pretending to be your BB, aren't I?
But it's all just a dream...
If you can't tell the difference it's just as real as anything else, from a philosophical stance.
But doesn't knowing an illusion for what it is break the illusion?
If you can't tell the difference how are you to tell which is the illusion?
Because the illusion revealed it self as such.
How are you to know that wasn't just an illusion?
Because why would my illusionary projections deceive me?
Why wouldn't they?
Because it's not in my subconsciousness's interest to deceive the ego.
whose to say its even an illusion of your subconcious?
Where else would it come from, my friggin id?
Aloenz? brain in a vat? Gawd?
So you're telling  me that my illusions are actually someone else's hallucinations?

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The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:50:41 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Because they are. A 2D girl will never leave you and take half your stuff.
That's because they're imaginary!
You're imaginary.
That would just mean that I'm more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

thanks fgt
But then you wouldn't be imaginary.
If I'm imagining myself, then I am.
But if you're imagining yourself, what's imagining your base consciousness for yourself to imagine yourself with?
You're just not of high enough intellect to comprehend.
Or are you just too vain to admit that you're all figments of my imagination that I created to pass the time while I whither away at the state asylum? Hmm? Didn't think about that, did you?
What you fail to realize is that you're a figment of my imagination and I made you make this world while you wither away in the asylum whilst I wither away in the nothingness of the void.
Oh my... that's so sad... couldn't you have atleast imagined me happier?
I'm visiting you now, in your dream world pretending to be your BB, aren't I?
But it's all just a dream...
If you can't tell the difference it's just as real as anything else, from a philosophical stance.
But doesn't knowing an illusion for what it is break the illusion?
If you can't tell the difference how are you to tell which is the illusion?
Because the illusion revealed it self as such.
How are you to know that wasn't just an illusion?
Because why would my illusionary projections deceive me?
Why wouldn't they?
Because it's not in my subconsciousness's interest to deceive the ego.
whose to say its even an illusion of your subconcious?
Where else would it come from, my friggin id?
Aloenz? brain in a vat? Gawd?

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The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:49:08 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Because they are. A 2D girl will never leave you and take half your stuff.
That's because they're imaginary!
You're imaginary.
That would just mean that I'm more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

thanks fgt
But then you wouldn't be imaginary.
If I'm imagining myself, then I am.
But if you're imagining yourself, what's imagining your base consciousness for yourself to imagine yourself with?
You're just not of high enough intellect to comprehend.
Or are you just too vain to admit that you're all figments of my imagination that I created to pass the time while I whither away at the state asylum? Hmm? Didn't think about that, did you?
What you fail to realize is that you're a figment of my imagination and I made you make this world while you wither away in the asylum whilst I wither away in the nothingness of the void.
Oh my... that's so sad... couldn't you have atleast imagined me happier?
I'm visiting you now, in your dream world pretending to be your BB, aren't I?
But it's all just a dream...
If you can't tell the difference it's just as real as anything else, from a philosophical stance.
But doesn't knowing an illusion for what it is break the illusion?
If you can't tell the difference how are you to tell which is the illusion?
Because the illusion revealed it self as such.
How are you to know that wasn't just an illusion?
Because why would my illusionary projections deceive me?
Why wouldn't they?
Because it's not in my subconsciousness's interest to deceive the ego.
whose to say its even an illusion of your subconcious?

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