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The Flood / Re: Which users would you make love to?
« on: October 21, 2014, 05:41:48 PM »
Someone please make love to me.
Ok, but first you have to pay me.
Can I pay you in affection and loyalty? I want a man who is gruff, but loving.
You can pay me in steak.

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The Flood / Re: Which users would you make love to?
« on: October 21, 2014, 05:36:55 PM »
Someone please make love to me.
Ok, but first you have to pay me.

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Serious / Re: We've already given eyesight to the blind... what now?
« on: October 21, 2014, 05:34:46 PM »
Finally, a useful scientific break through.
Jesus Christ girl. . .


OT: Still waiting on my cybernetic body mods.

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The Flood / Re: They invented the hoverboard
« on: October 21, 2014, 05:29:09 PM »
>mfw maglev tech has been around since the 40s
>mfw maglev has been used for transportation since the 60s
Spoiler

Spoiler
In reality I would love to get a look at some specs for it.

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The Flood / Re: Why do English majors exist?
« on: October 21, 2014, 05:24:16 PM »
Art
stopped reading there
"hurr xD people should never follow their dreams and live miserable lives like me!"
Are you still under the impression from what they told as a small child that you can be anything you want to be and that you just need to follow your dreams? Good luck in the real world man.
Lol okay. So I guess all of the happy and successful people I know who have degrees in music aren't real.

Enjoy never getting laid, Dustbutt
Why the fuc­k do you think your anecdotal evidence means anything to me? The fact of the matter is that people who go for low demand jobs like music and art never end up finding a job. Are you 13 or have you been NEET your entire life?
Lol okay. So I guess all of the happy and successful people I know who have degrees in music aren't real.

Enjoy never getting laid, Dustbutt
http://www.bls.gov/ooh/entertainment-and-sports/musicians-and-singers.htm

hurr durr im so fuc­king retarded



Look at all that success and happiness
I don't think a degree in Music is only singing and performing, is it? Isn't there producing and all that other bullshit? I'm the biggest STEMfag here and I don't think it's that simple.

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The Flood / Re: So a few of you want me back here
« on: October 21, 2014, 05:18:25 PM »
hello beetle

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: October 21, 2014, 05:09:02 PM »


2spoopy



10/10
I'm not sure so I'll just clarify anyway. That's not me; just ruining Nuka's funpost. Edit that spoiler out Icy.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: October 21, 2014, 04:58:45 PM »
whoops

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The Flood / Re: What kind of dad do/did you have?
« on: October 21, 2014, 04:44:14 PM »
He became a hobo before succumbing to bipolar disorder and complications from diabetes. My family and his folks tried to get him to seek help but he didn't.

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Serious / Re: At long last, scientists have created the hoverboard
« on: October 21, 2014, 04:31:06 PM »
>mfw maglev tech has been around since the 40s
>mfw maglev has been used for transportation since the 60s


Spoiler
In reality I would love to get a look at some specs for it.

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Serious / Re: People should accept people who believe in religion
« on: October 21, 2014, 02:48:03 PM »
Everything that attempts to explain the origins of the universe is flawed in some way. Why not just accept that we will never know and live in the moment?

Not everyone who doesn't believe in religion believes in the big bang. But the big bang wasn't an explosion, contrary to its name. It was an expansion that resulted from a chance (quantum fluctuations) that nothingness over an infinite period of time had to become something. The human mind cannot comprehend this - it is a limitation of our mind. We can only think and work in the four dimensions (the three dimensions of space and the fourth dimension of time). It is like trying to imagine a colour you cannot see. Religion is likely a result of this limitation. Our way to connect the dots, if you will.

There are various other theories, such as the multiverse theory and string theory. We will never know what actually happened, though, due to light not being able to exist in the early universe, which means that after a certain distance in the observable universe, things go invisible.

Even religion has its flaws - you believe that in the beginning there was nothing, and a deity just came to be from that nothing? You believe that women were created from a mans rib? You believe that a man split a lake apart and walked through it? You believe that a man can turn water into wine? You believe that the Earth is only a few thousand years old?


Personally, I, believe in nothing. I don't believe in the big bang (or string theory, or the multiverse theory), and I don't believe in religion.

"Cognito ergo sum"
A couple of minor gripes.

Asserting that that we will never know is just bad as asserting that we already know.

That third paragraph, we may not be able to see light past that point but it is entirely possible we will be able to detect gravitational radiation from the very point of expansion. Also, that point past which we can't detect light was predicted by and only by the Big Bang model.

I don't speak of belief in science, but in degrees of confidence in an observation and the theory that explains it. Scientific theories and religious assertions are hardly on the same footing, to say so is to make quite the category error.

It's "cogito ergo sum", please don't tell me you're a solipsist.

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The Flood / Re: Post movies that you should watch
« on: October 21, 2014, 02:11:30 PM »
A Clockwork Orange
2001: A Space Odyssey
Bladerunner

It should be a cultural obligation to view these movies at least once, kind of like Citizen Kane.

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Are we roleplaying Camnator in this thread or. . .

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The Flood / Re: Why do English majors exist?
« on: October 21, 2014, 01:57:08 PM »
Because

Quote
There's a sucker born every minute. - David Hannum

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The Flood / Re: Smi is online!
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:15:11 PM »
Hi Smi.

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The Flood / Re: Which users would you make love to?
« on: October 20, 2014, 10:15:57 PM »






My one and only, DarkestSeptagon. She is the light of my life.
slut
I will make you choke on my throbbing member, dear. And you'll like it.
slut.
I don't think your girlfriend would like to see the way you interact with me, love.
the hell are you calling about. I was just joining in with whoever you were quoting. (: you're a slut because the said so and I'm going along with it. See how that works, "love"? XD
I mean our PMs. I assumed that you were calling me a slut because of what you made me send you.
omg thoooooose PMs. Yeah you're an easy hoe.  I say bend over and you've got your ear on the floor. (: they taught you well at basic. (;
This is exactly the type of shit I'm talking about....
its exactly the kind of shit you submit to, also.
Seriously. You are trying way too hard. Please stop harassing me.
alright (:
Just know, I would make love to you in the most commandingly gentle way you could ever imagine. I would treat you exactly how you want. The way a woman should be treated. Because when it comes down to it, my partner's pleasure is far more important than my own.

like a good neighbour...
thx piranha.
anytime

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The Flood / Re: Which users would you make love to?
« on: October 20, 2014, 10:10:56 PM »





My one and only, DarkestSeptagon. She is the light of my life.
slut
I will make you choke on my throbbing member, dear. And you'll like it.
slut.
I don't think your girlfriend would like to see the way you interact with me, love.
the hell are you calling about. I was just joining in with whoever you were quoting. (: you're a slut because the said so and I'm going along with it. See how that works, "love"? XD
I mean our PMs. I assumed that you were calling me a slut because of what you made me send you.
omg thoooooose PMs. Yeah you're an easy hoe.  I say bend over and you've got your ear on the floor. (: they taught you well at basic. (;
This is exactly the type of shit I'm talking about....
its exactly the kind of shit you submit to, also.
Seriously. You are trying way too hard. Please stop harassing me.
alright (:
Just know, I would make love to you in the most commandingly gentle way you could ever imagine. I would treat you exactly how you want. The way a woman should be treated. Because when it comes down to it, my partner's pleasure is far more important than my own.

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The Flood / Re: A list of my very own
« on: October 20, 2014, 10:03:27 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Which users would you make love to?
« on: October 20, 2014, 09:53:11 PM »


My one and only, DarkestSeptagon. She is the light of my life.
slut
I will make you choke on my throbbing member, dear. And you'll like it.
slut.
I don't think your girlfriend would like to see the way you interact with me, love.
the hell are you calling about. I was just joining in with whoever you were quoting. (: you're a slut because the said so and I'm going along with it. See how that works, "love"? XD
I mean our PMs. I assumed that you were calling me a slut because of what you made me send you.

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The Flood / Re: Someone give me an album to listen to.
« on: October 20, 2014, 09:51:28 PM »
Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death
Yes.
My friend recommended The Dead Kennedys to me and I've been listening to them ever since. I fracking love this album.

Edit: Since when was there a language filter on this forum?
Adsense threatened to drop us unless we toned down, obscenities, sexual references, slurs and other fun stuff so changes had to be made. Language filter being one of them but adsense dropped us anyway. I guess Cheat just decided to keep it for lols.

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The Flood / Re: Someone give me an album to listen to.
« on: October 20, 2014, 09:43:54 PM »
Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death
Yes.

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The Flood / Re: Do you find rain comforting?
« on: October 20, 2014, 09:41:12 PM »
It really just makes me drowsy; I wouldn't necessarily call that "comforting".

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The Flood / Re: Which users would you make love to?
« on: October 20, 2014, 09:37:03 PM »


>Not wanting to take a ride on this grade-A turkey sausage
We're going to kill, stuff, and eat you for the upcoming Sep7agon thanksgiving.

Did you just say we're stuffing him?

:D
His cold dead carcass with lovely turkey stuffing.
Is turkey stuffing code for something? If so this thread went from entertaining to mildly creepy.

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The Flood / Re: Hard tacos are objectively better than soft tacos
« on: October 20, 2014, 09:35:37 PM »
I just like mexican food.

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The Flood / Re: Which users would you make love to?
« on: October 20, 2014, 09:23:42 PM »
Silly thread, asking who I would bang, silly thread.

Spoiler
Nasty, Chronic, Noelle (curiosity), Vien (because I would like to try dirty), Yutaka-san. Sorry TBlocks, I'm not ready to go to jail.

Oh God. Korra what have you done ?

Actually the thread is pretty much still railed.
Just like everyone else in the thread is going to be.

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The Flood / Re: Black people vs white people
« on: October 20, 2014, 09:22:28 PM »

That's a Poe.

Spoiler
please god be a poe

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The Flood / Re: Which users would you make love to?
« on: October 20, 2014, 09:13:51 PM »
I'm not on any one's list. ;_;
Spoiler
Are you guys gay or something?
You can join the orgy?
erryday

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The Flood / Re: Which users would you make love to?
« on: October 20, 2014, 09:11:01 PM »
I'm not on any one's list. ;_;
Spoiler
Are you guys gay or something?
I just exist in a higher plane of existence.
4DPD

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The Flood / Re: Which users would you make love to?
« on: October 20, 2014, 09:09:12 PM »
I'm not on any one's list. ;_;
Spoiler
Are you guys gay or something?

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